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Unread 24 Feb 2006, 21:10   #1
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More hilarious extracts from BBC News

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4717446.stm
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But, he says, reciting a story about how a Munich newspaper recently wrote a rather banal story about him going to the cinema with his daughter and wife, he is also frustrated at the desire to focus on his persona and his private life.

After all, who cares that he was born in Fuerstenwalde in the heart of Soviet-occupied East Germany, that he used to play the cello while at school in Bavaria, or that he bought his first car (a light blue Fiat 500) from his brother in 1969 while studying physics in Munich?

Does anyone really want to know that he likes malt whisky, but dislikes chocolate? Is it relevant that he goes jogging in the morning, that he enjoys skiing in the Swiss alps, or that he listens to both REM and U2 as well as Haydn and Bach?
i can't stop giggling at this.
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Unread 24 Feb 2006, 21:13   #2
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Re: More hilarious extracts from BBC News

i despise people who don't like chocolate
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Unread 24 Feb 2006, 21:23   #3
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Re: More hilarious extracts from BBC News

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

I'll only quote the first line because there's not really much that you can add to it.
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
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Unread 25 Feb 2006, 01:42   #4
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Re: More hilarious extracts from BBC News

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

I'll only quote the first line because there's not really much that you can add to it.
Quote:
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
Surely;

Quote:
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat..."
deserves special mention.
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Unread 25 Feb 2006, 01:44   #5
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Re: More hilarious extracts from BBC News

pld @ bbc
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Unread 26 Feb 2006, 14:31   #6
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Re: More hilarious extracts from BBC News

im sure the BBC reporters must have soom pool every month going to the person who manages to get the silliiest line in theri reports
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