Following all the warnings about terrorists in
East Africa , those nice folks in Al-Qaeda decide to hit
Casablanca, which isn't even that near Kenya.
Still, at least we go the right continent, and since it was all apprantly based on American intelligence anyway, thats who we can blame, while England comes out without a scratch.
Hurrah
DISCLAIMER: If this turns out not to be Al-Qaeda, I will apologise to Mr bin Laden for making him look bad.