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8 May 2003, 13:07
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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I killed last night
I hit a small bunny when its entire family ran across the road in the early hours of the morning. I avoided 4 of the cute furry little ones but one just stopped dead and there was 'no way in hell' the car was agile enough to avoid it :-((
I feel like a murderer. I stopped and turned round to see if it was still alive and it just looked up at me with really big brown eyes wide open in fear completely stone dead.
I had to say a prayer and left.
I feel so bad :-((((((((((((((
MY SOUL IS FORSAKEN
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8 May 2003, 13:09
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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YOU KILLED A BUNNY?
<-- Like that one?
Poor JJ. God have mercy on your soul.
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8 May 2003, 13:09
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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'Drink driving.'
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8 May 2003, 13:10
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
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Its just a ****ing rabbit.
I eat them from time to time heh, rabbit is nice.
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8 May 2003, 13:10
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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I killed a rabbit which was crossing the road a few weeks ago.
If I had slowed down it would have made it but the guy behind me was tail gating me so I decided not to slow down I'm afraid.
Never mind, it's not like there's a shortage of them. The little buggers breed like... well, rabbits.
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8 May 2003, 13:13
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Did it splatter?
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8 May 2003, 13:14
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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I 'feel' sorry for you. Not for killing a rabbit, but for having a guilt trip over it.
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8 May 2003, 13:21
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by JammyJim
I had to say a prayer and left
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Dear god,
a wabbit comes to you swift and sure like an arrow. Eat him for me.
ta muchly
JJ
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8 May 2003, 13:45
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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8 May 2003, 13:46
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by JammyJim
I feel like a murderer.
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That's because you are.
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8 May 2003, 13:50
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
That's because you are.
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Pah. In Stockton , hed be considered a humanitarian for giving it a swift death.
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8 May 2003, 13:50
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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God does not approve of bunny killers. You will burn.
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8 May 2003, 13:52
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Re: Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by Kurashima
Pah. In Stockton , hed be considered a humanitarian for giving it a swift death.
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In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.
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8 May 2003, 13:56
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Are you a vegetarian? Because if you're not, I've got some sad news about your karma rating...
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8 May 2003, 16:01
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sucking young blood
Join Date: May 2001
Location: land of rape and honey
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i drove over a cat one time, he just came running over the road from nowhere. When i turned back i saw the cat jumping up and down in cramps or pain, and making a sound wich is just impossible to explaine. I heard it so well, even if i was maybe 100 meters away and the engine was running.
maybe one of my ****tiest moments in life, i didnt sleep good that night! And i realy wub cats
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8 May 2003, 16:03
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
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Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by JammyJim
[b]I hit a small bunny when its entire family ran across the road in the early hours of the morning. I avoided 4 of the cute furry little ones but one just stopped dead and there was 'no way in hell' the car was agile enough to avoid it :-(([/b
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You missed 4 of them? Not trying hard enough, my freind.
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I feel like a murderer. I stopped and turned round to see if it was still alive and it just looked up at me with really big brown eyes wide open in fear completely stone dead.
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Probably not dead, only stunned. If it was dead it's eyes would have been duller. You should have made sure of it rather than left it lying half consious.
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I had to say a prayer and left.
I feel so bad :-((((((((((((((
MY SOUL IS FORSAKEN
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Cheer up, only 9,999 odd and you'll have caught up with me. Although admittedly most of them were shot rather than run over. Although I did run over a badger once.
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8 May 2003, 16:31
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.
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Roffly lol
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8 May 2003, 20:12
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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my geography teacher was explaining to us about how he hit a badger last week and had to avoid comment when, until it was removed yesterday, he kept overhearing comments in the staff room to the tune of 'did you see that poor, dead badger?'
i found that a bit 'heh'.
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8 May 2003, 20:13
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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JJ, if you're watching, should i go for seafront residences at aber? I like the sea, and i liked the seafront and stuff, it's nice.
recommend it?
if not where? rosser or what?
ta
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8 May 2003, 20:29
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Every time you masterbate, God kills a bunny.
Please think of the bunnies ; AND DONT WANK AT THE WHEEL
:eek:
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8 May 2003, 20:45
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I hit a dog going 80 on the freeway once.
Normally, when you hit something, the car goes 'bump'
This time, the dog went 'splat'. No such bump.
I still kinda feel bad about that one.
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8 May 2003, 20:46
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Say... now I'm curious... did you poke it with a stick to make sure it was dead?
*poke* - *iep*....
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8 May 2003, 20:46
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
I found a dead cat outside college
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You are sexy.
I shall have you, boy.
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8 May 2003, 22:45
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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While God has mercy on us all, God will not be sharing his mercy with you.
The only way you can stop yourself from going to hell is it give a free carrot to every rabbit you see - pet it and kiss it.
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9 May 2003, 10:04
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Every time you masterbate, God kills a bunny.
Please think of the bunnies ; AND DONT WANK AT THE WHEEL
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rofl.
And you're getting the hang of the semicolons, man!
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9 May 2003, 10:42
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Every time you masterbate, God kills a bunny.
Please think of the bunnies ; AND DONT WANK AT THE WHEEL
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yup,
and everytime a bunny dies, god kills a wanker.
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9 May 2003, 10:49
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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By reverse thinking then;
Every time God wanks, you kill a bunny.
WHAT WAS THE WEATHER LIKE ON THIS DAY JJ ? SLEET ?
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9 May 2003, 10:59
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I killed last night
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
In Stockton, he'd have been burnt for being a sorcerer long before now.
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having been to stockton (much to my chagrin) i can confirm this would indeed have happened
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9 May 2003, 11:17
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Retard
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Oslo, Norway
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for once JJ. I feel sorry for you. i would have killed myself. sound familiar?
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10 May 2003, 14:00
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The Milky Bar Kid
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Aberystwyth
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
JJ, if you're watching, should i go for seafront residences at aber? I like the sea, and i liked the seafront and stuff, it's nice.
recommend it?
if not where? rosser or what?
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The seafront residences are to close to Peer Pressure and the Bay so you get assualted by drunken students 24/7. Plus you would be living near me
Rosser is the best hall imo but all are ok except for Pembryn and Llanbadarn.
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10 May 2003, 21:16
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
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My mum ran over a bunny once, of a fashion. It was in the road so she slowed down, and the bloody thing leapt at the car. Mad attack bunny.
Oddly enough in the rabbit vs. car battle, the rabbit lost. It did take a headlight on its way out though.
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10 May 2003, 23:21
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
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it is a little known fact that bunnies are some of the worst numberplate collectors in existance...
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10 May 2003, 23:46
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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So there he was, tied to a chair.
But he kept screaming, couldn't do a thing to calm him down.
Gagged him with a pretzel in the end.
Horrible way to die.
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