Just tell him you wanked. Just make sure you crack a joke out of it.
What comes to my friends - if I had something on my keyb that looked like sperm - they wouldn't take me seriously if I told them I cumed on my boardie, rather would prolly claim something else.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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