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5 Jun 2005, 12:30
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nomen est omen
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Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
Basically a case of all day drinking. A flat mate who is Albanian is moving to London turns up with his mates here to help him move. We all go out playing pool and that. Decide to go into town clubbing (I`m 39 by the way) Get totally wasted, and lost by myself at one point, chatting up all sorts of attractive ladies in this really COOL place . I ware a denim (sp!) jacket. We lose each other at one point, and I have to make my way home. The thing is I`ve lost my denim, and have some other tarts jacket! Cosmetics and money in the pockets; stinking of perfume. I`m really pissed off losing one of my best jackets, and all I get is this, which I can`t even fit into. I am so un professional!
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5 Jun 2005, 13:01
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
<Steve Martin> And here's a little tip for you - when you tell a story - HAVE A POINT. </Steve Martin>
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5 Jun 2005, 13:05
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nomen est omen
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
pfff....
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5 Jun 2005, 13:10
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nomen est omen
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
<Steve Martin> And here's a little tip for you - when you tell a story - HAVE A POINT. </Steve Martin>
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Point taken. Sorry guys. Just pissed off losing my jacket.
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5 Jun 2005, 13:10
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
now i feel bad because you apologised
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5 Jun 2005, 13:16
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
Thats quite funny. I lost someone elses (he lent them to me) shoe (yes just one) on a night out. I was trying to hit a friend with it be flicking it off my foot, it ended up on the roof of a shop
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5 Jun 2005, 13:26
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nomen est omen
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
The jacket i lost in question has a story behide it. I got it for free out of a promotional deal (eight years ago) with "Tennents Super Collector". Collect a mere 180 ring pulls from cans of beer, gets you a 80`s style "Joe Bloggs" jacket \o/
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5 Jun 2005, 13:42
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I see you!
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
aww.. You tried going back to the pub and see if it's still there? At least drop the new jacket off there, maybe the guy who got yours will do the same
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5 Jun 2005, 13:47
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Nadar
maybe the guy who got yours will do the same
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A guy who wears make up?
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5 Jun 2005, 13:50
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
Aren't you meant to be not drinking?
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5 Jun 2005, 14:02
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I see you!
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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A guy who wears make up?
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hehe, girl then
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5 Jun 2005, 14:31
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Gone
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
Did your jacket have anything in it? How much money did you find in the other jacket? Details man.
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5 Jun 2005, 14:56
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
I was out last night in my nice jacket.
I had packed it with my favourite cosmetics, and some money in the pockets.
I'd also sprayed it generously with my favourite perfume, so I smelt LOVELY.
I put it down for 2 minutes in a bar.
I come back, and all that is left is some dirty smelly denim jacket.
Some THIEF stole it!
To make it worse, it's way too big. He must have been some fatty, the guy who left the jacket
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5 Jun 2005, 15:37
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Gone
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
'TomKat in 'wearing perfumed jacket stuffed full of women's cosmetics' total non-shocker!'
Mabye you and Stew can get together and exchange makeup tips?
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5 Jun 2005, 15:43
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
a wasted 39 year old must be so attractive to women
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5 Jun 2005, 15:44
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
a wasted 39 year old must be so attractive to women
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Any tips on how to work on the age thing?
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5 Jun 2005, 16:24
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nomen est omen
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Did your jacket have anything in it? How much money did you find in the other jacket? Details man.
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Two quid. Posh make up and that Gonna go over to a female mate of of mine tomorrow to donate the jacket to her (no use to me). She`s looking forward to it.
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5 Jun 2005, 16:25
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nomen est omen
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
a wasted 39 year old must be so attractive to women
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I`m a young 39
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5 Jun 2005, 17:30
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
It doesn't matter how old you are or how old you feel if you behave like a tit.
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5 Jun 2005, 18:01
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
It doesn't matter how old you are or how old you feel if you behave like a tit.
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Consisting mainly of fat, dripping milk, having a great potential for cancer and sporting a prominent "wart"?
Indeed that is far from good behaviour....
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5 Jun 2005, 18:43
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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Originally Posted by pyirt
The jacket i lost in question has a story behide it. I got it for free out of a promotional deal (eight years ago) with "Tennents Super Collector". Collect a mere 180 ring pulls from cans of beer, gets you a 80`s style "Joe Bloggs" jacket \o/
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That story indicates that at some point, you were drinking Tennents carryouts in the comfort of your one bedroom , 16th floor council house in Sighthill. This Denim jacket probably marked you out as the one member of local society who had achieved something with your life, and thus was an item of extreme social standing.
It is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I can appreciate the severity of your loss.
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5 Jun 2005, 21:07
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Powering your life...
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Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...
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a wasted 39 year old must be so attractive to women
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Yahwe... I think we shall have to break i to him... they were only ever after his jacket...
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