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11 Sep 2004, 14:22
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Okey, so my friend is now a dad
As some of the more regular readers on GD might remember, I posted a story about a friend of mine who had made his girl pregnant. The biggest problem was that she was dumb as hell. There was also a different problem, that neither of them had any job at that moment. Now thats sorted, as my mate got a quite well paid job.
So two days ago, he called me to say that he was now a dad, and had a little son.
Ofcourse I was happy for him, but now I kinda having 2nd thoughts in a way.
Couse I really wanted him to find another chick, preferbly someone with a brain, to make that little baby with.
But I guess I just can forget about doing anything with that now 
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11 Sep 2004, 14:29
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
even a dumb girl can be a good mother.
congrats to your friend 
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11 Sep 2004, 14:30
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Godfather
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
is she pretty and stupid
or just pretty stupid?
if the answer is a) then good luck to him
if its b) and shes ugly and stupid.....i forsee problems.
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11 Sep 2004, 14:44
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
JJ
pretty stupid.
And to make it worse, he dated another girl before this girl, whom you could communicate with, ie one who wasnt stupid.
Thats why me and the others simply doesnt get it why he started with this one. Oh well.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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11 Sep 2004, 15:10
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
how does he feel about her?
anyway congrats and good luck to them
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11 Sep 2004, 15:16
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For Crowly <3
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
if its different area codes, its fine
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11 Sep 2004, 19:23
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
Congrats to your mate.
Don't be hard on him just because he's going out with a stupid girl. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder..... or something like that.
Who knows, he might ask you to be his son's Godfather.
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11 Sep 2004, 19:44
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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if its different area codes, its fine
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You mean that if we dont live in the same city/town/place, its fine?
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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11 Sep 2004, 19:49
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
There are three potential solutions to your dilemma. Have sex with his bird, have sex with him, have sex with his newborn child. The solutions provided are, respectively, that you'll tell him and he'll leave her, he'll realise he's gay and leave her and he'll kill you and you'll have no more problems at all.
Alternatively if you really want to be his friend you could help "educate*" the mother of his children to make her "less dumb".
*I don't believe in innate intelligence decided at birth, obviously if you do this would present a problem (also you could believe some other things making my course of action appear silly to you, I'm not calling you some determinist freak here or anything) as you wouldn't believe this course of action had any value.
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11 Sep 2004, 20:05
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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You mean that if we dont live in the same city/town/place, its fine?
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He was quoting Road Trip, where the guy says its not cheating if you're in a different area code.
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11 Sep 2004, 23:13
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
i read "dad " as "dead"
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11 Sep 2004, 23:21
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
This sounds like something out of Eastenders 
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11 Sep 2004, 23:48
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
I read it as "a friend of mine is now my dad"
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12 Sep 2004, 00:00
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
Smatter the child's brains against the wall, push the woman out of an upstairs window, and elope with your friend to a life of gay ecstasy in Djibouti under the asumed names of 'Julio' and 'Georgi'.
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12 Sep 2004, 00:18
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
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Fixed.
I went there once.
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12 Sep 2004, 00:26
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Gone
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
May I ask why the **** you did?
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12 Sep 2004, 00:47
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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May I ask why the **** you did?
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To elope with his friend into a life of gay ecstasy ofc
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12 Sep 2004, 02:00
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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There are three potential solutions to your dilemma. Have sex with his bird, have sex with him, have sex with his newborn child. The solutions provided are, respectively, that you'll tell him and he'll leave her, he'll realise he's gay and leave her and he'll kill you and you'll have no more problems at all.
Alternatively if you really want to be his friend you could help "educate*" the mother of his children to make her "less dumb".
*I don't believe in innate intelligence decided at birth, obviously if you do this would present a problem (also you could believe some other things making my course of action appear silly to you, I'm not calling you some determinist freak here or anything) as you wouldn't believe this course of action had any value.
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1) I dont want to have sex with his bird, not if someone offered me money for it. Not that she would do that anyways, couse that would mean she could ruin the relationship with my friend. And she wont ever find someone of his class again, and I bet she knows that. Not to mention my d*** would probably refuse to salute in front of her. Havent happened before, but Im sure it would.
He would also be pretty pissed at me for doing it, and I dont want to kill our 18-year old friendship either.
2) No, I dont want to have sex with him either.
3) And certainly not with his child.
So I can "educate" her... Ive tried to talk her into going back to school, couse she hasnt managed to finish upper secoundary school ofcouse. Generally the problem is that she is hard to communicate with, becouse she is like interested in... babies, kids, tv-series and slander, and thats about it itseems.
How the freaking hell do I "educate" her? Lets say Im a bit lost here.
I do however appreciate good suggestions
Yes, she could fit right into Eastenders.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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12 Sep 2004, 13:53
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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To elope with his friend into a life of gay ecstasy ofc
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Ah, of course. 
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12 Sep 2004, 14:01
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
With luck 9/10 kids end up far superior to their parents. Infact I can't believe how many beautiful/smart girls I've met who have parents that look like they came from deliverance.
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12 Sep 2004, 17:17
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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So I can "educate" her... Ive tried to talk her into going back to school, couse she hasnt managed to finish upper secoundary school ofcouse. Generally the problem is that she is hard to communicate with, becouse she is like interested in... babies, kids, tv-series and slander, and thats about it itseems.
How the freaking hell do I "educate" her? Lets say Im a bit lost here.
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It was rather difficult for me to explain until you specified how you found her lacking. I would recommend discussing* with her (in a friendly and non-condescending manner) why there are more important things than the list you give as her "interests". Her "conversion" is hardly going to be one of those over-night "you lost eight stone in fifteen seconds thanks to our brand-new super-duper product" things but I imagine that over time, given enough patience on your part and a slight willingness to learn on hers, she'll become "less dumb".
*specifically try getting her to read a newspaper (or the vaguely rational sections if she reads the sun), or watch the news on tv, or demonstrate how increased knowledge is going to benefit her in future.
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12 Sep 2004, 17:51
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
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Charity thing. I had too much free time.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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13 Sep 2004, 00:08
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
Lets say I tend to get frustrated (VERY) when I try to talk to her, couse its like talking to a big black hole.
I guess my irritation is kinda easy to see, and I also tend to run out of topics quite fast...
oh well, we dont live in the same city.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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13 Sep 2004, 02:03
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
apparantly intelligence is more heavily factored gentically wise from your mother*
*pld my smart maw
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13 Sep 2004, 09:09
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Re: Okey, so my friend is now a dad
I don't know whether or not to respond to nodrog posts when he's deleted them 
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