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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 22:31   #1
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All i want for Christmas is ....
Christmas is a misguided, pathetic western festival which has no relevance to the one true god, Allah.

Id still like a weapon of mass destruction though. If Israel can have them, why the **** wont they let me buy one?
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 22:41   #2
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Tell me more about this God of yours.

Read the Qu'Ran infidel. What do you think i am , an arabic version of Google?
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 22:47   #3
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
Proper Muslims memorise the qu'ran fella
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 22:57   #4
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ban plz, spamming
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:08   #5
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Proper Muslims memorise the qu'ran fella

And spend their time studying the words and putting them into action. not reciting them for lazy westerners on noticeboards.

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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:12   #6
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
its muslim, back from the dead!
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:14   #7
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its muslim, back from the dead!
You will die for this insult, heretic.
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:22   #8
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
osama why do you speak with a scottish accent?
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:26   #9
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I speak with no accent, infidel. Im a line of text on an internet noticeboard.
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:26   #10
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
i will never die!
*throws stones at teh muslim*
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:27   #11
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
this reminds me of the time I was muslim for a day.
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:30   #12
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i will never die!
*throws stones at teh muslim*

You better hope your stones find me before my bullets find you infidel.
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:30   #13
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:32   #14
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
in the name of allah
*lestat explodes*
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:39   #15
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in the name of allah
*lestat explodes*
Thank you for your sacrifice. Your martyrdom will be spoken of at the ends of the earth. Your death will be the rallying cry for hundreds of others.

Unless you pressed the detonator too early, in which case youre going to what the westerners call "Hell"
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Unread 22 Dec 2003, 23:39   #16
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
hi guys im back wooo look at me WOOO ME ME ME OVER HERE. LOOK AT ME! NOTICE ME!!
Argh im meltinggg
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 00:00   #17
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
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And spend their time studying the words and putting them into action. not reciting them for lazy westerners on noticeboards.

Infidel
can i call you 'sam' for short

that's not surface to air missile, by the way
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 00:02   #18
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can i call you 'sam' for short

that's not surface to air missile, by the way
No

Osamaddam i am
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 00:25   #19
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Re: All i want for Christmas is ....
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Osamaddam I am
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 18:44   #20
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I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Osamaddam I am
This is why children are not allowed computers in under developed countries. And why they shouldnt be allowed them in developed ones.
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 22:36   #21
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But why they should be forced to read Dr Seuss until their eyes bleed
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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 22:46   #22
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No, Kura.
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I AM NOT THIS SHIT!
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I AM NOT THIS SHIT!
Maybe he meant "All I Want For Christmas Is.... Dace "

In which case you're loved!
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