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20 Oct 2003, 21:17
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Women problems
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.
Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.
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20 Oct 2003, 21:18
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:cool:
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Women problems
I laughed at this about 2 years ago but it isn't funny anymore
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20 Oct 2003, 21:21
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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Re: Women problems
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20 Oct 2003, 21:27
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: Women problems
Now I normally relish the chance to scream 'OLD' at something but I think Jesus himself might have gotten this email two thousand years ago =(
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20 Oct 2003, 21:38
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I'm not a poet
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Women problems
I haven't seen this before. Funny as hell.
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21 Oct 2003, 00:39
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: Women problems
I think i've seen it before.
Still laughed.
Thankyou for posting this.
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21 Oct 2003, 00:41
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Re: Women problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Now I normally relish the chance to scream 'OLD' at something but I think Jesus himself might have gotten this email two thousand years ago =(
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didn't DM email it to jesus?
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21 Oct 2003, 02:42
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
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Re: Women problems
OMG androme, didn't YOU post this a year ago?
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21 Oct 2003, 02:53
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Women problems
This is older than jesus' grandfathers porn collection
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21 Oct 2003, 18:33
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Re: Women problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
didn't DM email it to jesus?
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Nay, he told it to jesus at the christening.
I have a copy of that joke on paper fs!
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21 Oct 2003, 18:34
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
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Re: Women problems
I dont get it.
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21 Oct 2003, 18:36
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Re: Women problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
I dont get it.
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Because it involves girlfriends?
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21 Oct 2003, 18:37
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in a pie LOL!!1one
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Re: Women problems
So why do you get it? ¬_¬
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21 Oct 2003, 18:39
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Re: Women problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pie
So why do you get it? ¬_¬
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Son of a bitch
erm.. because i know more people who are girlfriends of some other guy?
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21 Oct 2003, 18:59
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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Re: Women problems
´tis funny, even this being the 10th time i read it
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21 Oct 2003, 19:12
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Women problems
!!! Die Thread Die !!!
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21 Oct 2003, 19:23
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Re: Women problems
Now they've banned WorkMo... I mean Pie, I don't have anyone to verbally spar with
Sucks to be me
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21 Oct 2003, 19:33
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Re: Women problems
The author of this thread has no idea of women problems.....
Vaio
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21 Oct 2003, 20:40
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Canadian to the Core
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
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Re: Women problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunga
I haven't seen this before. Funny as hell.
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