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Unread 31 Jan 2003, 17:55   #1
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Satire is...

...NOT DEAD, I repeat, NOT DEAD! Despite the sad demise of Satirewire it appears there is a survivor amidst the wreckage! Check out The Rockall Times, generally based on UK news so to Brits it's even funnier than The Onion!

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Re: Satire is...

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...NOT DEAD, I repeat, NOT DEAD! Despite the sad demise of Satirewire it appears there is a survivor amidst the wreckage! Check out The Rockall Times, generally based on UK news so to Brits it's even funnier than The Onion!

Make sure you don't miss their Posse Rispek Checker, would YOU survive in South Central LA?
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Re: Re: Satire is...

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The following statement is nothing personal.

F**k off

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Unread 31 Jan 2003, 18:53   #7
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trolling?!

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Nah, that was just being Mushy being "put in his place", by one of the 'superior sex'.

You would not believe the argument (in a friendly way) I had with one of my mates about that today. She's one of the "blah blah blah, women can multitask, we're so much better" types who then can't walk above 0.5mph if she's on her phone.

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Nah, that was just being Mushy being "put in his place", by one of the 'superior sex'.

You would not believe the argument (in a friendly way) I had with one of my mates about that today. She's one of the "blah blah blah, women can multitask, we're so much better" types who then can't walk above 0.5mph if she's on her phone.

heh
I guess you're one of those men who assume women have pms whenever they feel like telling someone to f*ck off.

Or could you be one of those guys that hangs in front of the tv zapping and ordering his *wife* to bring a beer, while scratching his arse every few minutes


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Unhappy apologies gayle

I was blindly pissed off when i wrote that, so i must've been more scathing than i usually am.

Sorry

It's good to know you're at least spreading the word about it anyway, therockalltimes is great
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