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27 May 2003, 23:28
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Hard to explain injuries.
You know the sort. The circular rip in the trousers around the asshole, the mysterious bite on the cheek. The limp right wrist.
Im wondering how to phrase the follow up question to "i sprained my thumb" without coming out a squiff.
"How did you sprain your thumb?"
Answer 1.
When i adjusted the cushion on my PC chair, i crushed it accidently.
Answer 2.
I sat on my thumb.
God damn comedy injuries.
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27 May 2003, 23:34
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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"It got caught in something"
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Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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27 May 2003, 23:35
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
Posts: 771
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You were trying to catch an evil bat and it bit you?
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Well I'd love to stay and talk, but you're a total bitch.
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27 May 2003, 23:36
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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You clenched too hard.
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27 May 2003, 23:38
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
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You were passing time by seeing how far you could bend it back, then trying to beat it, but you bent it back too far.
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Well I'd love to stay and talk, but you're a total bitch.
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27 May 2003, 23:39
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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You trod on an upturned plug for a BBC Master which you brought up to photograph the shift lock key of.
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27 May 2003, 23:41
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
You trod on an upturned plug for a BBC Master which you brought up to photograph the shift lock key of.
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He'd have to be a really clumsy goon to do something like that 
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27 May 2003, 23:41
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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Punched the wall for a laugh.
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27 May 2003, 23:52
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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How did you sprain your thumb?
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27 May 2003, 23:53
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Look over there!
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 704
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Mysterious Drunken Injuries are a recognised medical condition.
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27 May 2003, 23:54
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Heh, mate of mine
Heh, a wall, just... heh, fell
Groin, lol, pwned, heh, groin
Examination, bmfao, tears in his eyes, launch!
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You're now playing ketchup
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28 May 2003, 00:23
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dookie Velvet
How did you sprain your thumb?
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i sat on it adjusting my poise
but not in the dace nodrog yahwe sort of way
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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28 May 2003, 02:50
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.
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28 May 2003, 04:25
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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i once had a scar that looked EXACTLY like the Y-Q hybrid symbol that quake uses...
it was from paintballing, honest...
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating 
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you 
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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28 May 2003, 05:56
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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i once sprained my thumb tobboganing (how the hell do you spell that??).
but i don't think that exuse would work for you :\
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Where ever you go, there you are.
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28 May 2003, 07:55
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I AM THE ONE & ONLY
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sunderland(FTM)
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Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
You clenched too hard.
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uve brightened up my dull morning
/me laffs
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Blind Faith - FTM
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28 May 2003, 12:43
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reidy
uve brightened up my dull morning
/me laffs
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Muah ha haaaa
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28 May 2003, 13:00
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
Posts: 1,471
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dookie Velvet
Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.
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I deny all knowledge
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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