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19 May 2003, 20:59
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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The visit to the shop...FROM HELL!!
I went as usual, well not as usual, for a post-exam bottle of cider
as i am a lazy bitch i got it from the student union shop in the student village, which is a spar, and got speaking to claire
(backstory: claire = beckys friend, becky also works in spar)
claire: hiya
me: hi <handed cider, pudding and custard to her>
claire: congratulations
me: what..oh exam
claire: no dont be silly dad
me: ?
claire: oh....
me: ?
claire: will that be all?
me: bottle of jack daniels please
claire: <goes to grab small bottle>
me: other one
claire: <grabs big bottle>
me: yup <hands money>
claire: bye....
me: yeah!
so how was your day
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19 May 2003, 21:00
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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LOL
Screwed.
Unless I've misunderstood.
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19 May 2003, 21:01
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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ehm congratulations I guess
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19 May 2003, 21:01
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
LOL
Screwed.
Unless I've misunderstood.
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whiskey tango foxtrot over, message was loud and clear, you are a affirmitve on target lil' starbucks
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19 May 2003, 21:01
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
LOL
Screwed.
Unless I've misunderstood.
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what he said
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19 May 2003, 21:02
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Then congrats.
I think.
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19 May 2003, 21:06
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Up the bum = safe
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19 May 2003, 21:07
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Up the bum = safe
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and sexeh
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19 May 2003, 21:14
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
Posts: 247
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use a condom
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19 May 2003, 21:22
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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I told you so
PS congratulations.
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19 May 2003, 21:23
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rhumsaa
use a condom
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we do, i should SUE
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19 May 2003, 21:24
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
whiskey tango foxtrot over, message was loud and clear, you are a affirmitve on target lil' starbucks
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Are you just panicking a little she may have told her best friend "Im late" before telling you?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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19 May 2003, 21:30
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Are you just panicking a little she may have told her best friend "Im late" before telling you?
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could be
hopefully
will ask
no i wont, i will drink
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19 May 2003, 21:34
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
could be
hopefully
will ask
no i wont, i will drink
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I would seriously recommend asking BEFORE drinking.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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19 May 2003, 21:35
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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congrats!
does this mean the wedding date is bumped up now? :P
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19 May 2003, 21:39
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
congrats!
does this mean the wedding date is bumped up now? :P
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no but beckys dress size is
ho ho ho
(i will ask tomorrow, while hungover)
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19 May 2003, 21:53
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- Sex Therapist -
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Next to you!
Posts: 354
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Are you both financially stable?
Do you even live together or do you both live with your parents?
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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19 May 2003, 22:11
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Congratulations!
(Sorry to say this, but this thread made me kinda lol.. )
Be !
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19 May 2003, 22:14
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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congrats Starbucks, i think, and you should have asked her to go on the pill, its safer and regualted her so she wont have pms as much!
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19 May 2003, 22:17
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
congrats Starbucks, i think, and you should have asked her to go on the pill, its safer and regualted her so she wont have pms as much!
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she lives with 5 other girls
they are synched
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19 May 2003, 22:23
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Eheheheheh. Congrats though, and get well and truly rancid before you confront her. That always does the trick.
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19 May 2003, 22:28
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
she lives with 5 other girls
they are synched
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that is an urban myth dude
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19 May 2003, 23:40
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
Posts: 1,556
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/me awaits the creation of the obligitory 'Name a baby' thread.
I vote 'mini-me'
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20 May 2003, 00:12
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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name it James
and i will let you have an avatar.
THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
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20 May 2003, 00:19
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Banned
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20 May 2003, 00:20
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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All kids should be called Dave.
Just like I always suggest for 'name my cat' threads.
Though as I hate kids this is nonsensical drivelling. HI!
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20 May 2003, 00:21
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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Christ sake, first Watson, now you.
WHO IS LETTING YOU PA TWATS BREED?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NEUTERED AT BIRTH.
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20 May 2003, 00:31
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
Christ sake, first Watson, now you.
WHO IS LETTING YOU PA TWATS BREED?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NEUTERED AT BIRTH.
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Like You?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 May 2003, 00:42
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
that is an urban myth dude
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it's not
'dude' :P
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20 May 2003, 00:43
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
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Lo dude, fs.
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20 May 2003, 00:45
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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bitch :\
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20 May 2003, 00:45
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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To the Max.
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20 May 2003, 01:23
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,500
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
that is an urban myth dude
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you don't come into contact with women often, do you?
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20 May 2003, 01:26
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Erm, well done! Ace way of finding out.
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20 May 2003, 09:03
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
congrats Starbucks, i think, and you should have asked her to go on the pill, its safer and regualted her so she wont have pms as much!
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how about just not having sex?
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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20 May 2003, 09:24
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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but sex is so much fun, and aryn, i only said that cos all of my female freinds who are at uni have all told me that it isnt true
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20 May 2003, 13:03
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SHW
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: @home
Posts: 228
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Re: The visit to the shop...FROM HELL!!
Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
claire: no dont be silly dad
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Ouch.. I feel your pain.. Same thing happened to me.. and it was shock, pain, depression.. But it turned out great, and my daughter is now 3 years old, and the light of my life
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20 May 2003, 15:07
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
she lives with 5 other girls
they are psycho
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Fixed it.
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20 May 2003, 15:21
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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u actually spoken to her yet?
one of my housemates who is the mature and responsible one and so is in charge of collecting the rent etc is now refered to as 'dad' all the time
u may be jumping to conclusions...
otoh, calling the baby gordon or kevin would be 'teh funny'
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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20 May 2003, 15:22
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
u actually spoken to her yet?
one of my housemates who is the mature and responsible one and so is in charge of collecting the rent etc is now refered to as 'dad' all the time
u may be jumping to conclusions...
otoh, calling the baby gordon or kevin would be 'teh funny'
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Not as funny as calling it Ragnarak.
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20 May 2003, 15:23
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
Not as funny as calling it Ragnarak.
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heh but that's a **** name....
oh
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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20 May 2003, 15:52
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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look on the bright side starbucks, male infertility is rising, we've all at one point or another wondered if our little soilders could do their job in the heat of battle. You have class A sperm son. Good job that man.
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20 May 2003, 16:36
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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havent spoken to her yet
im too sober
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20 May 2003, 16:44
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
havent spoken to her yet
im too sober
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Stop being such a pussy.
You're telling me that you dont have the balls to ask a girl that you plan to marry if she is up the duff?
For christ sake man, grow up.
**** sake, give me her mobile number and I'll give her a bell and find out for you.
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20 May 2003, 16:52
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
Stop being such a pussy.
You're telling me that you dont have the balls to ask a girl that you plan to marry if she is up the duff?
For christ sake man, grow up.
**** sake, give me her mobile number and I'll give her a bell and find out for you.
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i will in a hour, and nice sig
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20 May 2003, 16:54
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Starbucks, if you untz'ed her, you shouldn't be such a poof, clearly.
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20 May 2003, 21:57
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 622
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
Starbucks, if you untz'ed her, you shouldn't be such a poof, clearly.
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rofl
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20 May 2003, 22:09
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Banned
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name the kid
Mr Spoon
ta
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20 May 2003, 22:18
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: People's Republic of South Yorkshire
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awwwwwwwww, congrats
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20 May 2003, 22:18
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deathjam
name the kid
Mr Spoon
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hes blatently going to be called harry potter-starbucks if hes a boy. or
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