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31 May 2003, 01:07
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So, its 1am
On a saturday morning.
Why arn't we all paralyticaly drunk?
It would have been so much more fun then sitting here.
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31 May 2003, 01:08
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I'm half-way there.
More.
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31 May 2003, 01:08
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Little Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I'm half-way there.
More.
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31 May 2003, 01:09
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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I didnt have enough money  .
So I didn't bother going half way.
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31 May 2003, 01:10
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i went to the cinema instead
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31 May 2003, 01:11
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Henry Kelly
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Comedy 'There is no 1am' option
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31 May 2003, 01:11
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Little Bitch
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I still have 4 cans of stella in teh fridge. Hoooray!
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31 May 2003, 01:12
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Comedy 'There is no 1am' option
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[Nodrog]ROFLPLD[/Nodrog]
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31 May 2003, 01:14
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Re: So, its 1am
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Originally posted by Dave
On a saturday morning.
Why arn't we all paralyticaly drunk?
It would have been so much more fun then sitting here.
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Wheres Chas?
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31 May 2003, 01:15
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You can call me Dan Quayle. I like to set my role models really high.
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31 May 2003, 01:15
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Infallible
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Re: Re: So, its 1am
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Originally posted by Kurashima
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**** off with that League of Gentlemen **** ta.
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31 May 2003, 01:19
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Re: Re: Re: So, its 1am
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Originally posted by Dave
**** off with that League of Gentlemen **** ta.
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The joke was **** All to do with League of Gentlmen.
But clearly it still bears relevance.
Can we have a chorus of "Blinky Blonky Blimey , 'ave a cup of tea , Apples and Pears , Monkeys and Donkeys , 'ave a banana wif me"
Please?
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31 May 2003, 01:20
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
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omg i ma dkrnu i cta'n type peorpely
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31 May 2003, 01:21
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Re: Re: Re: Re: So, its 1am
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Originally posted by Kurashima
The joke was **** All to do with League of Gentlmen.
But clearly it still bears relevance.
Can we have a chorus of "Blinky Blonky Blimey , 'ave a cup of tea , Apples and Pears , Monkeys and Donkeys , 'ave a banana wif me"
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Sorry;
but with the ammount of times a LOG joke pops up (lo pab), I assumed it to be one.
I dont watch it.
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31 May 2003, 01:23
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Re: Re: So, its 1am
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Originally posted by Kurashima
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next time we win the league they're releasing a new single
then you'll be sorry*
muhahahahahaha
*well since you'll prolly have died from old age, your rotting corpse will prolly only feel a slight amount of unpleasantness but that just doesn't call for the evil laughing
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31 May 2003, 01:32
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Whats the poitn of being drunk anyways? Were not alkoholicks, are we?
(exept JJ ofcoruse)
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31 May 2003, 01:32
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Whats the poitn of being drunk anyways? Were not alkoholicks, are we?
(exept JJ ofcoruse)
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I seriously submit I may have an alcohol problem.
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31 May 2003, 01:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Whats the poitn of being drunk anyways? Were not alkoholicks, are we?
(exept JJ ofcoruse)
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It makes the pain go away. lol.
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31 May 2003, 01:37
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Join Date: May 2001
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I went out but couldn't get paralytically drunk due to the fact I have these supposedly vital exams in about 100 hours or so. Also there are starving Africans with more money than me right now.
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31 May 2003, 01:39
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
omg i ma dkrnu i cta'n type peorpely
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Don't be a silly little drunk. Some of us can type perfectly well when alcohol influenced. It just takes a little more effort.
(This is the last time I type properly tonight btw)
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31 May 2003, 01:41
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by poshphil
(This is the last time I type properly tonight btw)
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The later it gets the more use my backspace button is getting...
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31 May 2003, 01:43
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Dirte
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I seriously submit I may have an alcohol problem.
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That's
Queball: I don't have any pain to get away, what should i do?
And its easy to write while drunk! I heard so from posh, so it must be true!
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31 May 2003, 01:45
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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sXe till I die.
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Really? Don't fags get beaten up in the SAS?
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31 May 2003, 01:50
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I'd touch more than their bum!
Their breasts and genetalia for a start!
*Edit: Tongue: meet cheek
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31 May 2003, 01:52
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Little Bitch
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31 May 2003, 01:58
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Henry Kelly
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My carling's started to taste, and smell, like frankfurters.
I can't explain this.
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31 May 2003, 02:00
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
My carling's started to taste, and smell, like frankfurters.
I can't explain this.
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You're drinking hot dog brine.
NQP.
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31 May 2003, 02:01
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Registered User
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1) I work till 10 weeknights
2) I am drunk
3) its 2am now.
do i win?
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31 May 2003, 02:01
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Little Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
My carling's started to taste, and smell, like frankfurters.
I can't explain this.
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Carling. Oh dear. Stella deary, Stella.
Of course, it might well make me sick
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31 May 2003, 02:02
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by poshphil
Carling. Oh dear. Stella deary, Stella.
Of course, it might well make me sick
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It was a fiver for eight cans.
Thus a tenner for sixteen.
And I get nectar points.
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31 May 2003, 02:05
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Little Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
It was a fiver for eight cans.
Thus a tenner for sixteen.
And I get nectar points.
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meh, a fiver for 6 cans of stella here. I think 6 cans of stella > 8 cans of carling.
But I'm rather more than tipsy so who knows
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31 May 2003, 02:08
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I'm on carling atm, it was 11 quid for a slab in ASDA, got it last week.
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31 May 2003, 11:36
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Angry Young Man
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i have to question who sits alone and drinks beer at their computer
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31 May 2003, 12:38
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because theres more to life than alchol.
i.e.
women..
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31 May 2003, 13:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
because theres more to life than alchol.
i.e.
women..
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A good point JJ, sadly, it would appear that every time you get involved in some way with a woman, it drives you to alchohol.
This would appear to be a circular conundrum of some sort that I'll need Nodrog or another semi-omnipotent being to explain in small enough words that I can understand it.
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31 May 2003, 13:25
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you are too close to the truth dm....
i am scared because i am that transparent...
i feel naked.
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31 May 2003, 13:31
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Are you?
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