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24 Oct 2003, 07:40
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Worst EVER sexual experience!
Did you ever have one of those moments that just sucked! Share it with the community!
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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24 Oct 2003, 07:43
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
girls toilet, Idlers birthday, tromsoe, norway
She almost broke my penis
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24 Oct 2003, 07:46
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
I had one instance similar... it hurts.. a lot..
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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24 Oct 2003, 07:48
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
yes
I sometimes wonder why God made it possible to break it
it should have been equiped with some sort of emergency steam valve that would just pump all the blod out the instance to much preassure is threatening Mr. Panky
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24 Oct 2003, 08:02
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Broke your penis?
How did that happen?
I want details.
Exact details.
Hasn't happened to me yet. Gotta hurt liek hell.
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24 Oct 2003, 09:44
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
girls toilet, Idlers birthday, tromsoe, norway
When I found out it was a man I nearly snapped his penis off I was so annoyed
Vaio
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24 Oct 2003, 09:46
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Not f***ing getting any.
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24 Oct 2003, 10:00
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
lunchtime!
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24 Oct 2003, 10:07
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Similar threads for this have two roleplaying items.
Coincidence? I think not.
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24 Oct 2003, 10:21
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Good Son
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Bloody RPGers...
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24 Oct 2003, 12:22
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
migthy lubbed condom of stamina?
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24 Oct 2003, 12:45
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Originally Posted by XeeThot
migthy lubbed condom of stamina?
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Nothing compared to my Powerful Pork Sword of Penetration +4
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24 Oct 2003, 12:53
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Girl thinking that yanking my penis incredibly fiercly will make me cum faster.
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24 Oct 2003, 12:54
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
*winces*
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24 Oct 2003, 12:57
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
toothy girl blowjob....
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24 Oct 2003, 12:59
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
*winces more*
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24 Oct 2003, 13:11
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Originally Posted by XeeThot
toothy girl blowjob....
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'Braces'.
And a mis-cue.
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24 Oct 2003, 13:22
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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And a mis-cue.
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Eh???
Braces i understand, but a mis-cue?
Something to do with snooker?
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24 Oct 2003, 13:29
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Picture the scene, imagine snooker, profit.
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24 Oct 2003, 13:32
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
All i can say is
Ouch, splinters!!!
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24 Oct 2003, 13:50
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
eek!
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24 Oct 2003, 20:13
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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All i can say is
Ouch, splinters!!!
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you got pinnochio to give you a hand job? you sick sick pervert, HE'S JUST A KID!
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24 Oct 2003, 22:46
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
No particularly bad experiences, although there was the one time where I wasn't really er.. into it.. and I stopped and said I'd rather have a nice cup of tea
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24 Oct 2003, 22:50
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Then the guy commited sucide right?
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24 Oct 2003, 22:52
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Toenails, leg, 6"cuts :/
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24 Oct 2003, 22:53
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
No.. he made me a cup of tea.
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24 Oct 2003, 22:54
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
He's gay.
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24 Oct 2003, 22:56
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Discovering she didn't shave and didn't wash down there. Cringe factor on the ****ing richter scale
PS Agree with intrepid he was clearly a fag.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:03
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Didn't shave what? Pubic area?
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24 Oct 2003, 23:06
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Didn't shave what? Pubic area?
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By that I mean shave, trim, wax or clean once a year. I swear I heard little people crying out for help down there.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:07
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Oh oh, crabs. Was it Dr. Seussish?
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24 Oct 2003, 23:12
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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By that I mean shave, trim, wax or clean once a year. I swear I heard little people crying out for help down there.
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Augh!
Nasty
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24 Oct 2003, 23:16
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
So she wasn't trimmed which didn't thrill you, but worse she wasn't clean... did you go ahead and shag her anyway? :/
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24 Oct 2003, 23:23
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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So she wasn't trimmed which didn't thrill you, but worse she wasn't clean... did you go ahead and shag her anyway? :/
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At 17 I would have shagged a convenient keyhole.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:34
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Clearly JonnyBGood is not the Fag that started to knock up Sarina_Joy.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:35
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Clearly JonnyBGood is not the Fag that started to knock up Sarina_Joy.
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Do you have a sister?
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24 Oct 2003, 23:38
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Do you have a sister?
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You forgot your Dace tags.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:40
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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You forgot your Dace tags.
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I just had an image of the padeophilia wing of the penal system tagging Dace before releasing him with a "KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM THIS MAN" message heh.
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24 Oct 2003, 23:59
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Dace and children go hand in hand
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25 Oct 2003, 00:16
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Dace and children go hand in hand
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That's not how I picture it.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:18
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
while on holiday at Kos, I (and my m8s) met some geordies, anyway, a few days later we heard that one of them broke their foreskin somehow, he had to go to the doctors and then get sent to a hospital in the main city to get it "fixed"
ouch
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25 Oct 2003, 00:19
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Just get it removed, less chance of a bladder infection and penis cancer.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:26
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Just get it removed, less chance of a bladder infection and penis cancer.
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Keep it, have a 1% risk of bladder infection and penis cancer IF you dont wash regularly
Get rid of it have 1% chance of damage to the penis by the procedure
Its all the same,its there for a reason,wash and you wont have problems.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:31
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Proof?
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25 Oct 2003, 00:35
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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Was on a discovery channel program called "Sex Sence" and was all about the penis,had like 15 mins on the foreskin.
Also saw similar program on BBC2 one night....
Am trawling for links to their conents...I'll keep you informed.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:36
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
I bet 90% of the links so far have been pr0n.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:43
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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I bet 90% of the links so far have been pr0n.
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more like 97% ffs
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25 Oct 2003, 00:47
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
ACtually, last I heard its split 50/50 on the benfits. That really non can be proven as cold hard fact.
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25 Oct 2003, 00:49
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
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25 Oct 2003, 00:51
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
There are no benifits that outway the risk invovled in the procedure
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