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14 Feb 2005, 11:43
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Oh noes!
Ack!
I just accidently touched my bosses hand when taking a pen from him.
Urgh, I touched this wankers cold, clammy, ham fisted man mitt. I am still shuddering with the thought.
My skin is actually crawling thinking about it, I think I'll go scrub it with wire wool and some industrial solvent.
Do you think I could have caught wanker-man-disease?
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14 Feb 2005, 11:53
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: Oh noes!
I don't know, but I know that tomorrow you will ask him in the closet and you will have hot sweaty mansex0r
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14 Feb 2005, 12:25
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Oh noes!
THATS A LIE!
Oh god no!
*cries*
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14 Feb 2005, 12:28
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Re: Oh noes!
Next time he jerks off he'll fantasize about your soft femineme hands
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14 Feb 2005, 12:30
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Oh noes!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Next time he jerks off he'll fantasize about your soft femineme hands
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As much of a joke that was, I now have to go wash my hand again and think happy thoughts that don't involves greasy man graspers.
I don't know why I have such a problem with this but it's still making my skin crawl.
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14 Feb 2005, 12:31
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Oh noes!
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14 Feb 2005, 12:47
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: Oh noes!
I think you have an unhealthy obssession with your boss's hand. You obviously aren't using enough internet.
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14 Feb 2005, 12:59
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Oh noes!
Internet is the cure for obsession? I thought it was the catalyist for most obsession :P
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14 Feb 2005, 13:01
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Oh noes!
It's to give you something else to think about, and keep your hands where they're unlikely to encounter man mitts.
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14 Feb 2005, 13:24
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Oh noes!
Yes but now I've been polluted by this guy and whatever hideous things lurked on his festering ice-cold toe-fingered gropers have absorbed themselves into my system and are currently subverting my internal defences so they can rot me from the inside.
Y'know either that, or I've over-reacting just because I hate this guy so much. I think the former is reasonable though.
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14 Feb 2005, 13:50
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Oh noes!
So you have a crush on your boss, and fantasise about his hands?
That isn't "normal", dude.
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14 Feb 2005, 17:22
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: Oh noes!
i'm
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14 Feb 2005, 17:49
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Oh noes!
I'm not going to negrep you for this terrible thread, because you are a good poster normally.
nepotism is alive and well
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14 Feb 2005, 18:18
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The Arson Specialist
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Oh noes!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I'm not going to negrep you for this terrible thread, because you are a good poster normally.
nepotism is alive and well
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Calm Down Nodrog. Its only an IncubusGod thread.
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