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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 11:43   #1
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Oh noes!
Ack!
I just accidently touched my bosses hand when taking a pen from him.
Urgh, I touched this wankers cold, clammy, ham fisted man mitt. I am still shuddering with the thought.
My skin is actually crawling thinking about it, I think I'll go scrub it with wire wool and some industrial solvent.

Do you think I could have caught wanker-man-disease?
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 11:53   #2
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Re: Oh noes!
I don't know, but I know that tomorrow you will ask him in the closet and you will have hot sweaty mansex0r
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:25   #3
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Re: Oh noes!
THATS A LIE!

Oh god no!

*cries*
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:28   #4
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Re: Oh noes!
Next time he jerks off he'll fantasize about your soft femineme hands
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:30   #5
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Re: Oh noes!
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Next time he jerks off he'll fantasize about your soft femineme hands
As much of a joke that was, I now have to go wash my hand again and think happy thoughts that don't involves greasy man graspers.
I don't know why I have such a problem with this but it's still making my skin crawl.
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:31   #6
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http://www.healthinsite.gov.au/topic..._Skin_Diseases

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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:47   #7
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I think you have an unhealthy obssession with your boss's hand. You obviously aren't using enough internet.
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 12:59   #8
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Internet is the cure for obsession? I thought it was the catalyist for most obsession :P
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 13:01   #9
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It's to give you something else to think about, and keep your hands where they're unlikely to encounter man mitts.
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 13:24   #10
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Re: Oh noes!
Yes but now I've been polluted by this guy and whatever hideous things lurked on his festering ice-cold toe-fingered gropers have absorbed themselves into my system and are currently subverting my internal defences so they can rot me from the inside.

Y'know either that, or I've over-reacting just because I hate this guy so much. I think the former is reasonable though.
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 13:50   #11
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Re: Oh noes!
So you have a crush on your boss, and fantasise about his hands?

That isn't "normal", dude.
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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 17:22   #12
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I'm not going to negrep you for this terrible thread, because you are a good poster normally.

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Unread 14 Feb 2005, 18:18   #14
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I'm not going to negrep you for this terrible thread, because you are a good poster normally.

nepotism is alive and well
Calm Down Nodrog. Its only an IncubusGod thread.
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