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29 Oct 2004, 10:46
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Has Soup On His Head
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Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
ok ladies and gents
In the Blue Blooded corner, weighing in at 11 st 8lbs, and hailing from Buckingham Palace, the Sandringham Swinger, The new Crown Prince of Boxing , HRH Harry the Hammer
Yep, in a week where Prince Harry has come out fighting (in more ways that one), it was deemed appropriate by this weeks voting public that he should be the source of our mockery this weekend. So, with Clive Woodward now resigned as England coach, and Harry making a name for himself on the Pro-Celebrity boxing circuit, exactly what did they have to say when they met in this pic ....
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Oct 2004, 10:54
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"The real Clive woodward was too scared to meet Harry but the Prince was too stoned to realise he was hugging a cardboard cut-out."
EDIT - seeing as you closed the other thread i thought i'd add a
YAY \o/
to this post.
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29 Oct 2004, 12:06
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Banned
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
The three times world soggy biscuit champion finally gets to meet the patron of the competition. When asked by Harry about the secret to his consistentcy he whipped up a quick demonstration behind the England flag for him.
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29 Oct 2004, 13:28
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"Just keep smiling for the cameras, and everything will be alright. Y'know, Dallaglio hasn't got shit on my fists"
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29 Oct 2004, 13:33
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Woodward: I wish I'd read the small print when accepting my knighthood - otherwise I'd have seen the "Must pose for cheesy shots with smarmy princes" section.
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29 Oct 2004, 14:44
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Harry was impressed that even with his drug addictions, he could still easily get Wood.
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29 Oct 2004, 14:49
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Prince Harry and AIDS sufferer Woodward show off the material with which they plan to make the world's biggest and most patriotic spliff.
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29 Oct 2004, 17:09
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Lucky
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"we are posing for the friday caption contest"
can it be non-british next time, for a change? i don't even know the person on the left
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29 Oct 2004, 17:17
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"viva la resistance"
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"Yay"
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29 Oct 2004, 22:48
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mmm lambs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
If this photographer doesn't hurry up I will have to giev him one as well.
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29 Oct 2004, 23:00
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
research into whether it's better to be bald than ginger proved inconclusive
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30 Oct 2004, 01:07
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
This weeks thread is already beating the last two weeks for quality, there are three captions there that I already like (not including my own).
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30 Oct 2004, 01:08
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"Schtop! This pose is not ready yet."
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30 Oct 2004, 02:16
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Dreamer in Pit of Hell
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Clive woodward finally realised that even the royal family had been infiltrated by the thug element of society
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30 Oct 2004, 02:23
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"Clive promised me a place in the side as a right flanker."
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30 Oct 2004, 03:42
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
*psst* Harry, you would make a good second row, failing that can you go round and break Lote Tuqiri's legs?
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30 Oct 2004, 16:27
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
"Upon hearing that rugby union was a thugs game played by gentlemen Harry offered his services"
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31 Oct 2004, 11:27
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
I cant resist adding my own here, since nobody else has seen it
Woody - "So youre a hooker then"
Harry - "Nah , more of a right jab man"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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31 Oct 2004, 16:40
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Woody - "So youre a hooker then"
Harry - "Nah , but I'd suck cock for a spliff, if that counts"
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Fixed
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31 Oct 2004, 18:17
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
I cant resist adding my own here, since nobody else has seen it
Woody - "So youre a hooker then"
Harry - "Nah , more of a right jab man"
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I knew there'd be a hooker joke around somewhere
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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31 Oct 2004, 18:20
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
I once again refuse to vote or participate based on the UK-centric principle of this system.
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1 Nov 2004, 09:23
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:alpha:
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
I once again refuse to vote or participate based on the UK-centric principle of this system.
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Oh well, I'm sure we'll get over your stubbornness!
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1 Nov 2004, 12:17
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 29/10/04
Id like to add , one more time, that Leshy's stubborness is utterly unfounded as neither he nor any of his overseas companions have ever sent in a suggestion for a caption contest.
I would once again reiterate that if you want to participate or enjoy the concept, PM me some suggestions for source material next week and we may well have what you want next week.
(Oh , and thread closed, poll up shortly)
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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