So I was gonna do a advert to put on ebay...

[Rumad]

Actually I aint, butr what words could you put to sell yourself?

Also what reserve and what "skills" could you offer to "sell" the idea?

bored again so trying to relieve the monotony

[SilverSmoke]

Well I could help you at least, you could start with the following;


"hi since some while I vommit over GD with mostly boring, unfunny and repetitive bullshit"

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

Well I could help you at least, you could start with the following;


"hi since some while I vommit over GD with mostly boring, unfunny and repetitive bullshit"

i dunno if it is repetitive since I haev only just started reading here regularly, but after seeing that saddo put himself up for 50 quid just made me wonder what would make it saleable :/

No need to be nasty :/

[Rids]

Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

"hi since some while I vommit over GD with mostly boring, unfunny and repetitive bullshit"

OH THE IRONY

[AllFather|away]

Hello

I go under the nick "Rids" online.
Im a real stud (its true, i lost several pounds using penis weights).

Im free to rent between 10:00 and 20:00 weekends,.
I like techno, i do drugs (not to often).

Im also skilled as a wizzard, my speciality is the "fokkerupper" spell, where i turn normal,healthy hetrosexual woman into manhating lesbians.

Offer starts at a pack of fags & a tenner

[Rids]

Poor effort, I expected better.