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12 Nov 2005, 22:34
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Evil inside
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Ho ho ho (teaser)
I got one of the people Im living with, a 30 year old girl, practicly begging me to have sex with her.
Not to mention that her female friend whos visiting is also all over me.
and now they are out smocking, so I felt I could take a minute to update you guys.
ho ho ho
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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12 Nov 2005, 22:38
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
So your being hit on by women who smoke ? good, you are welcome to the filthy harlots.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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12 Nov 2005, 22:50
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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and now they are out smocking
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They are out creating and wearing smocks? Strange girls you got there.
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12 Nov 2005, 23:08
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Godfather
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
soooo instead of having sex with her/them you thought youd run to the nearest PC and post on General Discussions
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12 Nov 2005, 23:11
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Banned
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
soooo instead of having sex with her/them you thought youd run to the nearest PC and post on General Discussions
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The internet, better than sex since, well, today apparently.
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12 Nov 2005, 23:22
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Bored
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
I use GD as my post-coital relaxation...
It's been a good couple of days
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12 Nov 2005, 23:31
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
soooo instead of having sex with her/them you thought youd run to the nearest PC and post on General Discussions
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The day this happens to me is the day i cut off my dick!!!
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12 Nov 2005, 23:46
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
Norway has its own strange customs.
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12 Nov 2005, 23:58
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Bored
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
it's over an hour later now.
At this point he should be running around trying to find a 24 hour hardware shop...
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13 Nov 2005, 00:00
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Ste
24 hour hardware shop...
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needs power tools ?
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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13 Nov 2005, 00:05
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Bored
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
needs power tools ?
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possibly.
and a spade.
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13 Nov 2005, 00:19
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
They lured him outside, and one he was fondling one girls breasts the other girl hit him with the shovel
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13 Nov 2005, 00:22
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
isn't it tradition to come onto GD and tell stories about how we 'almost' got laid?
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13 Nov 2005, 00:23
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Aryn
isn't it tradition to come onto GD and tell stories about how we 'almost' got laid?
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you mean like "and then i pulled up her dress and saw his peepee. And had sex anyway" ?
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13 Nov 2005, 00:30
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Happy
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
no i meant more like
'hey guys! i actually pulled a GIRL tonight! she's on my bed RIGHT NOW! but here i am sitting on GD cause you guys are so special to me.... ah crap she left '
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13 Nov 2005, 00:35
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
is this a thread where "should have had more sex with her" does or does not apply?
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13 Nov 2005, 00:42
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Aryn
no i meant more like
'hey guys! i actually pulled a GIRL tonight! she's on my bed RIGHT NOW! but here i am sitting on GD cause you guys are so special to me.... ah crap she left '
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I've not read a thread like that yet. The closest I could do would be "ok, gf in bed and horny, just writing a thread to tell you
Edit: she waited so long she stole all the covers and I froze to death in the night"
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Originally Posted by lokken
is this a thread where "should have had more sex with her" does or does not apply?
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It does not apply until we know whether he's had sex with her in the first place!
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13 Nov 2005, 00:56
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Registered Abuser
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
and now they are out smocking
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You misspelled mocking.
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13 Nov 2005, 01:05
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Banned
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
Now zhukov has to wait for a couple of hours at his pc in order that we'll believe his stories of wild sexual exploits.
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13 Nov 2005, 01:24
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
I got one of the people Im living with, a 30 year old girl, practicly begging me to have sex with her.
Not to mention that her female friend whos visiting is also all over me.
and now they are out smocking, so I felt I could take a minute to update you guys.
ho ho ho
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You know, I only live a couple of kilometres away from you (hint hint)
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13 Nov 2005, 02:06
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
The title promised three "ho's", the opening post only delivered two.
and 30 year old girl?
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13 Nov 2005, 04:48
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
maybe she has aids
:edit:
I have now just read what I wrote at 3:48am when fked out of my face. I apologise.
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[ 1u p]
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13 Nov 2005, 15:25
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by 1-X
and 30 year old girl?
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Mentally she is like 21. However, I can't deny I didnt enjoy her little stripshow
The very idea that I wouldnt want to sleep with these two 'girls', was as I thought, just to complex for you guys. Are you all wandering dicks?
(and nice try Nadar, you despo )
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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13 Nov 2005, 15:30
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Mentally she is like 21. However, I can't deny I didnt enjoy her little stripshow
The very idea that I wouldnt want to sleep with these two 'girls', was as I thought, just to complex for you guys. Are you all wandering dicks?
(and nice try Nadar, you despo )
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It was a "W00T GIRLS I'M GONNA GET LAID
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I DIDN'T GET LAID"
thread after all
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13 Nov 2005, 16:20
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Evil inside
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
More like "I got a offer and didnt even really consider taking it".
The thread was made to have some fun with our desperate friend dace.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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13 Nov 2005, 16:35
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
More like "I got a offer and didnt even really consider taking it".
The thread was made to have some fun with our desperate friend dace.
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Have you got a partner already or something? I thought it was almost compulsory for a GD member to hump any man/woman/both* that moved if you were single?
*delete as appropriate. If unsure, go for both.
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13 Nov 2005, 16:47
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Registered User
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
Have you got a partner already or something? I thought it was almost compulsory for a GD member to hump any man/woman/vertebrate* that moved if you were single?
*delete as appropriate. If unsure, go for vertebrate.
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Edited for truth
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13 Nov 2005, 16:48
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
Have you got a partner already or something? I thought it was almost compulsory for a GD member to hump any man/woman/both* that moved if you were single?
*delete as appropriate. If unsure, go for both.
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So, if I move in with Ste, he has to hump me?
Sorry Ste, I'll stay where I am.
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13 Nov 2005, 16:59
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Bored
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
I'm not single
And someone's coming to look round the flat shortly... Doesn't mean they're gonna take it tho...
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13 Nov 2005, 17:10
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Ste
I'm not single
And someone's coming to look round the flat shortly... Doesn't mean they're gonna take it tho...
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Well, they'd have to have very big pockets for a start.
Sorry. it's been a long day.
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13 Nov 2005, 19:12
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
In this thread we all learn that zhukov is a raging homosexual.
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13 Nov 2005, 19:20
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Clerk
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
The very idea that I wouldnt want to sleep with these two 'girls', was as I thought, just to complex for you guys.
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No, it just means they were mingers.
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13 Nov 2005, 20:32
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Evil inside
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
Wtf does mingers mean??
www.freetranslation.com didnt "get that".
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13 Nov 2005, 20:34
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Bored
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13 Nov 2005, 20:34
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Clerk
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13 Nov 2005, 20:36
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Bored
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
dante - I'm scared
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13 Nov 2005, 20:37
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Clerk
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
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Originally Posted by Ste
dante - I'm scared
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Great minds, etc.
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13 Nov 2005, 21:06
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PA Team
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
GD minds too, it seems :P the fact you both did it within 2 minutes of him posting and within a minute of each other seems a bit sad though.
Just reading all those defintions:
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Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.
Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting
Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?
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that's a cool defintion
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Someone who is utterly...UTTERLY horrible in appearance. They tend to want to make you vomit the more you see them or the more they speak to you. It is usually talking about ugliness...
Holy manoly that f**kin' minger is at my car again- she's hell ug but hey she don't have to give it to my ride!
God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!
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Hands up who remembers when they last used in any way, shape or form the word "manoly". Even better, who knows how to spell it?
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15 Nov 2005, 00:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)
Quote:
Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
More like "I got a offer and didnt even really consider taking it".
The thread was made to have some fun with our desperate friend dace.
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Ya what?
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