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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:24   #1
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This is so funny
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your
failure to elect a worthwhile President of the USA and thus to govern
yourselves properly, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which
she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you
who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders)
will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of
you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise
your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with
filler noises such as "like"
and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
Look up "interspersed".

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It
really isn't that hard.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the
good guys.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football.
You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper
football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a
difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play
rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve
stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour
like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens
side by 2005.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if
they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is
a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky.
The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "sh*t".

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new
national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are cr@p and it is for your
own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:34   #2
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Re: This is so funny
You don't happen to read the relic news forums do you?

Saw that there the day after the election and it is still a swirling shit storm of anti-americanism/anti-commie,pinko terrorist euros


Its amusing but I hope no one goes off on it because my sanity can't take much more.
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:36   #3
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Re: This is so funny
I'm sure I read that about three years ago.
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:53   #4
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Re: This is so funny
made me giggle
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:57   #5
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Re: This is so funny
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 17:59   #6
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Re: This is so funny
Come on people give me some material to work with.

Give me something i can copy and paste and send back to the retard who sent me this in the first place.

PLEASE!
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Re: This is so funny
does make me laugh though

The only things the US seem to get us back with are:
"You have bad teeth"
"You are a third world country"
"You would have lost WW2 without us"
Which make us laugh anyway!
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 18:05   #8
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Re: This is so funny
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"You have bad teeth"
I've seen this quite a lot recently and dont understand where they have got that idea from.

Are Brits well known for having shit teeth? Do we clean our teeth and visit the dentist less than the average Yank?
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Re: This is so funny
I dont understand the whole "You have yellow teeth" thing... can someone enlighten me.
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Re: This is so funny
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I've seen this quite a lot recently and dont understand where they have got that idea from.

Are Brits well known for having shit teeth? Do we clean our teeth and visit the dentist less than the average Yank?
i think it comes from hollywood (the most trusted global news resource for an american)
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 19:30   #11
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Re: This is so funny
apparently worldwide we the british are renowned for having bad teeth, i dont know why, but we are. its not just america that thinks this either, apparently a lot of continental europe also does.
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Re: This is so funny
not here, at least i didnt hear anything about it yet, but my granny thinks you all have long noses.
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Re: This is so funny
Look what happened the last time the Germans started on people's noses.
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Re: This is so funny
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I'm sure I read that about three years ago.
You did.

So did I.

There is a reply from the yanks on the one I saw.
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Unread 8 Nov 2004, 21:20   #15
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to revoke their independance is smart
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Re: This is so funny
BTW

The Netherlands take unilaterally New Amsterdam back, you can have Suriname
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Re: This is so funny
Teeth

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Re: This is so funny
This was passed around after the 2000 election. Hence the '8th November' date it mentions.
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Re: This is so funny
hadn't heard it befor, so it made me chortle in my head
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Re: This is so funny
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Are Brits well known for having shit teeth? Do we clean our teeth and visit the dentist less than the average Yank?
people here can actually see nhs dentists now?
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apparently worldwide we the british are renowned for having bad teeth, i dont know why, but we are. its not just america that thinks this either, apparently a lot of continental europe also does.
its because of all the Fish&Chips you get bad teeth
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its because of all the Fish&Chips you get bad teeth
I'm sure Fish and chips is better for your teeth than McDonalds and Cream soda all day every day...
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I'm sure Fish and chips is better for your teeth than McDonalds and Cream soda all day every day...
Fish and Chips have a lot of salt in it, thats bad for the teeth. A McDonalds and Cream soda is just fataning, but yeah... all day every day is bad to.
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Re: This is so funny
sugar is worse for your teeth than salt
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So Dace likes his threads like he likes his women?
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So Dace likes his threads like he likes his women?

whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty-four year olds?


there's twenty of them!


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whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty-four year olds?


there's twenty of them!


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The old ones are the best......



thats why rr works in a nursing home......


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im going to go and cry in a corner now
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whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty-four year olds?


there's twenty of them!


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Best thing about bondage with an 8-yr-old?


When they forget the safe word!

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this could go on for ages
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ok now i'm just spamming ste's posts!
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I was just about to say the same thing!
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Best thing about bondage with an 8-yr-old?


When they forget the safe word!

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this could go on for ages
slightly dubious, yet still funny

theres nothing funny about rape...



except if your ****ing a clown

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is there anything wrong with telling a joke way past its use by date?


not if your a GD regular


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slightly dubious, yet still funny

theres nothing funny about rape...



except if your ****ing a clown

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Best thing about a 12 year old girl?




Turn her over and pretend she's a 12 year old boy!

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