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1 Jul 2003, 22:32
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Muslim Jr.
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So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
Ace.
But I don't get it...?
Did they cross the seal or not?
If so, why didn't the world collapse and such when they were both killed?
If not, why were they not allowed to kill them?
I think it's actually quite easy to follow, but I got a bit distracted towards the end.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:33
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Kevin Smith is a God.
Watch all his films so you understand the entire plot line.
i.e.
Clerks,
Mallrats,
Chasing Amy,
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1 Jul 2003, 22:35
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Muslim Jr.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
Kevin Smith is a God.
Watch all his films so you understand the entire plot line.
i.e.
Clerks,
Mallrats,
Chasing Amy,
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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What, are they all interlinked?
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1 Jul 2003, 22:35
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Clerk
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As I am actually Dante Hicks, I can definitely say that only the first two movies in that list are good.
They get worse as the series goes on, in fact.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:42
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Dogma > Chasing Amy > Mallrats imo but they are all good. I havent seen they other 2 yet, need to get round to doing so at some point. I was drunk when watching Dogma so cant really remember how the ending worked, i just know the film was hilarious.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:51
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Vermin Supreme
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the first half of dogma is great. second half not so much.
i think mall rats is the best, but that might just be because that was the first one i saw.
but then i liked jay and silent bob strike back.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:51
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Muslim Jr.
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I had no idea Jay and Silent Bob were in it.
It came as a bit of a surprise, albeit a nice one.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:51
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Happy to you, Log pony!
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1 Jul 2003, 22:52
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Muslim Jr.
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Originally posted by acropolis
second half not so much.
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If, by the "second half " you mean "the last thirty minutes " then yes, I completely agree, it was pretty crap.
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1 Jul 2003, 22:56
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Quote:
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What, are they all interlinked?
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The subplots run through all films.
If you watch them all you kind of glimspe the 'jay and silent bob universe'
Theyre in all of them.
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1 Jul 2003, 23:30
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lolly roffle
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2 Jul 2003, 01:33
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Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
hehe
chasing amy was ace.
however
the best film for 'jay and silent bob action' was the 'strike back' one.
Chaka: Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here!
Chaka: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it! That's right! I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh ****! It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy ****! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files....ROSWELL style! This little monkey could be the ****in' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey ****s'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image! OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!
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2 Jul 2003, 01:37
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Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh ****! It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy ****! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files....ROSWELL style! This little monkey could be the ****in' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey ****s'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image! OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!
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You should've censor evaded because you could.
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2 Jul 2003, 01:46
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i know i can
but it would be bad
the word begins with an F
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2 Jul 2003, 03:39
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Muslim Jr.
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Hah hah hah hah haaahh
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2 Jul 2003, 05:09
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I personally love Mallrats the best because Brody is just so funny. But I also love Chasing Amy's Banky 
"What's a Nubian?"
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2 Jul 2003, 05:16
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Oh Canada!
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I've only seen Dogma and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
I liked them both...perhaps I'll watch the others some day
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2 Jul 2003, 10:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
Kevin Smith is a God.
Watch all his films so you understand the entire plot line.
i.e.
Clerks,
Mallrats,
Chasing Amy,
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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amen to that
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2 Jul 2003, 12:19
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
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Originally posted by Chojin
Did they cross the seal or not?
If so, why didn't the world collapse and such when they were both killed?
If not, why were they not allowed to kill them?
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Well, as the point of crossing the seal was to remove them of sin, and they then went and killed a load of people, do you think they had sin when they were killed, immaterial of whether they crossed the seal or not?
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2 Jul 2003, 12:29
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I thought dogma was filthy blasphemy, and you will all burn in hell for watching it.
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2 Jul 2003, 14:38
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Muslim Jr.
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Re: Re: So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Well, as the point of crossing the seal was to remove them of sin, and they then went and killed a load of people, do you think they had sin when they were killed, immaterial of whether they crossed the seal or not?
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They killed that load of people before they crossed the seal, though.
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2 Jul 2003, 14:41
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Re: Re: So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
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They killed that load of people before they crossed the seal, though.
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They were flying around dropping people?
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2 Jul 2003, 14:43
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Muslim Jr.
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So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
They were flying around dropping people?
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So why wasn 't Jay allowed to kill Bartleby then?
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2 Jul 2003, 14:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: So, like, I just watched Dogma for the first time
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So why wasn't Jay allowed to kill Bartleby then?
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If you had noticed, they weren't the most intellegent people.
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2 Jul 2003, 14:55
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
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If, by the "second half" you mean "the last thirty minutes" then yes, I completely agree, it was pretty crap.
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i laughed my ass off, starting with the platypus part of the intro, up until the big poop monster showed up.
then i didn't laugh again. i don't remember exactly how far in that was.
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2 Jul 2003, 15:15
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J to the C to the A G E
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but haha poo is funny
I enjoyed the film overall, but that bit was pretty gay.
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