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Unread 30 Jul 2004, 01:02   #151
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Um..I didn't have an old room. There was a slight peanut accident before I could get one. Anyway I really like the sound of this 'South Tower'. Are there any available rooms there?"

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Unread 30 Jul 2004, 01:36   #152
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK's psychically-cloned self, one of the many that wander the HrH until something is going on, appears behind Planetkiller.*

It is ture, Mr. Planetkiller, that Mr. Manical Intent, to whom we are talking in question, has no room... On this instant, I would like to ask for a few more rooms... numbers 348 to 398, full security of these rooms is also imperetive...

*The cloned AcidK pulls out a bag of genuinly pure Kylihtium.*

I beleive this will do as a down-payment?
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Unread 30 Jul 2004, 04:00   #153
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Wo2 sets down his glass to stare at the bag.*

"Um yah know, being as high up as I am in the hotel, I do have the largest whole number room number yah know, I think I'm on the top floor... But anyway, being as high as I am, I've kinda expanded my room into acesdent rooms and no ones really noticed, plus explosions are muffled by the layers between me and the next inhabated floor, so I don't have this problem... I... I mean... *Achoo*"
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

I prefer to make my own muffing and so on...
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Ah, excellent Mr. AcidK. I'm glad to see you remain punctual with payment... unlike some people. I won't ask what you're actually going to be doing in there, since it'll only worry the other guests. Mr. Intent, I'm sure we could intall you in the South Tower. Feel free to customise it as you wish, as long as any damages are reimbursed before you leave."
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Unread 30 Jul 2004, 18:16   #156
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*The AcidK-clone bows and then blinks to the room, whilst the real AcidK smiles at the extension to his over-sized, over-growing drink labs...*
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Ah ha! a loop hole, I only need to pay for damages should I ever leave, well thats it by thunder, I'll never leave! at least under my own power..."
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK pulls up a calculator and begins calculating Wo2's damage records.*

So that would accumilate to...

Two trilion, six-hundred and fifty-four billion, four-hundred and eighty-two million, three-hundred and twenty-nine thousand, six-hundred and forty-four Standard credits and fifty nine pennies...

(ie, 2,654,482,329,644.59c)
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"um.... All the more reason for me to never leave."
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Unread 30 Jul 2004, 22:34   #160
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*suddenly the respawner hums and a rather noraml looking man walks out*

"whoa were am i, the last thing i rember was being fired out of a missle tube at the nearset star"
*looks around and around*
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 00:20   #161
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK looks up from the bar, his usual emotion-free face fell upon the new comer. Occassionally AcidK grinned, frowned and even snarled... but at this point he had that uninterested look he used to fool people, the same one he uses when in total, complete concentration. Trying to keep five of his psychic-created clones in order without them fading or collapsing due to lack of energy produced by AcidK was not exactly the easiest thing to do. To put it more normally, it was like you are dreaming the reality around you, and extressions were very hard to control in dreams.*

Ah, a newcomer... perhaps a drink? To calm your nerves?
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 01:39   #162
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

" A shure, give me the house drink"
*goes to the bar*
"by the way what is this place."
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 01:59   #163
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Excellent, excellent"

Grabbing a conviniently nearby hover trolley, Intent re-enters the parking lot and strips down the remains of his ship. Piling the metal panels and other whatnot on the trolley he carefully fanagles the thing through the doors and into the elevator. Getting off at the 5th floor he calmly heads south until he reaches the large open air bridge that runs to the tower entrance.
Digging into his pocket Intent pulls out the old iron key that PK must've given him since he certainly doesnt remember picking it up.

Opening the door he climbs up tot the highest room, since that's where alll the lights are, and starts redecorating the bare stone room.

Later

Finished Intent walks into the bar and orders a Jinnan Tonix. Stretching out kinks in his muscles he falls into one of the armchairs near the fire.
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 02:23   #164
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"This place? Oh this place is where weary travlers come to rest their souls. This is the place where a average joe can come in a talk to people older then the stars, well at least they were last time I got a straight answer about thier age, yah gotta watch that though, it changes everytime you ask. Anyway back on track, this is where the rich and poor can come to share a drink and joke... Well its just a great place. Thats all that needs to be said."

*Wo2 takes another sip from his drink but is suprised to find that his "Suprise" is gone.*

"well that is suprising... I'll take another glass bartender."
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 02:36   #165
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"hmmm well you guys would not happen to have beds for a maroned travler would you"

*sees the big tv creature and walks over*

"ohhh shiny"
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Intent notices Mao heading for the Supa-dupa-all-singing-all-danceing-tri-d-mega-special TV Set.

"Hey new fella! How's things?"

Getting his drink of a snootybarwaiter squig he takes a large gulp.

[EDIT:That'll teach me to post without reading the thread]
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 06:04   #167
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ooc:I am lazy and dont like to read very many posts so can yall update me on this
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Unread 31 Jul 2004, 06:17   #168
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

" it's so big and shiny must have one."

*Pulls out cell phone calls home shoping network*

" yes i'd like a Supa-dupa-all-singing-all-danceing-tri-d-mega-special TV Set, where is it to be delivered umm yeah"
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"um you guys got a place i can put my new tv"
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Gryffin walks in, and sees the new T.V.*

"The kitchen has a bare spot for that, I think. It's a door at the moment, but we don't really need that...."
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"okay sounds like a good place, after all democrecy a tv in every kitchen. oi you lazybutstrongfrunituremovinsquig move that tv to the kitchen"
*the pink fuzzy squig look shocked it was spoted considerin it was moving against a blue wall, however having been discovered decides it has to do it's job. It hefts the tv on it's back and takes it to the kitchen with no small grumeling*
"okay now were can i guy sleep in this place, and i'd prefer a bed."
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK looks at Mr. Mrmao and tries to contomplate what exactly the 'house drink' was, seeing as there wasn't a single drink most people actually chose. AcidK finally decided, after a few seconds thought, that Myst Breaker was the house drink, since everyone knows what it is but sales of the stuff has been a little low of late. Besides, it would make for good 'introductory' drink for a newcomer... AcidK poured a single shot of Myst Breaker for Mr. Mrmao, his usual faraway look still catching him.*

A... house drink, sir... And in answer to Wo2's comment about life lengths of some of us... I'm sixty-one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four Earth years of age. True this is definalty not older than most of the stars, but I'm one of the oldest of the HrH staff and patrons. Not the oldest, mind you... definatly not the oldest....
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*takes the shot drinks it down placse shot glass back on table*
"umm kinda nummy"
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Gryffin leans away from mrmao, and throws up a psycic shield, before grinning.*

"You do realise that Myst Breaker, while yummy, produces a chemical reaction upon contact with your stomach acid that blows you apart rather spectacularly after about eleven seconds?"

*Gryffin glances at his watch.*

"Which should be about....now."
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*AcidK, being the creator of the Myst Breaker drink, placed a psychic sheild up around the bar just as Mr. Mrmao explodesmaking him turn from a simple standing person in randomly exploding and flying giblets, re-decortaing the walls, floor and ceailing. After it all finished, with one less stoolandchair squig and multiple others injurred, multiple cleaningsquigs ran in the quickly clean up the blood mass that had become the entire walls of the Bar Area. AcidK morphed the injurred squigs back into full health with careful ease and even sent one of his clones to give flowersquigs the the dead stoolandchair squig's family.*
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"Another mystbreaker,another death,or two,or million.
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*the respawner hums*
"Do it again"
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-ooc-
Btw, shadow_spy... I've noticed this and it's getting irritating. Put a space after your commas and your full stops... makes things easier to read.
-ooc-

*AcidK takes a swig of Myst Breaker before pouring Mrmao another shot.*

This one is not on the house, only the first...
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"how much"
*he says this quickly befor talking a shout and counting down*
"3..2..1"
BOOOOMMMM
*the room is once again covered in mrmao's entrails,as the respawner hums once again*
"so, how much do i owe"
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3million shraanian credits, that's 300million normal space credits.
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"oh and how about a room?"
*mrmao gets out a red case and extracts a couple of gems*
"will this be enough for the drinks
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*Wo2 pauses as his train of though gets derailed and flys flaming off a cliff to exploded in a fiery ball visble from space.*

"Thats how much it costs? I never knew... um what would that bring my Tab up to then? Considering the large amount of that stuff I used to ingest, but now that I've switched to "Suprise" I've seen less adverse effects..."

*Wo2 took another swig of his "Suprise" only to find, suprise suprise, this time it decided to take on the exact chemical compesition of a Mystbreaker.*

"I hope you won't charge me for this one..."

*Wo2 then proceededs to explode in a violent expanding ball of Wo2 chunkies. After the smoke settles, the respawner hums and he steps out once more.*

"Seriously though, I'm hoping you won't add that as a Mystbreaker charge, on my currently unknown tab."
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a muffled thump eminates from just beyond the front door as mad cat lands on his face after trying to spy on people, he gets up and walks in, wavering rather badly and runs directly into mrmao sending stuff flying

woooo....

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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Intent stops staring at the fire and starts looking at the random burst of 'crazy' that's engulfed the hotel. Frowning, he takes out a small remote and presses a few buttons and a loud metallic clang is very distantly heard. Putting the remote back in his pocket he signals anoter snootybarwaiter squig and orders another drink.
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"Everyone that's ordered a room, make an orderly queue in front of the desk. You will be given a key after you pay in advance (yes, I have learnt my lesson) which will take on the properties of the lock of whatever room you choose. Any questions will be met with a large blunt instrument."
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*mrmao get's in line and appears to be the only one in line*
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK looks up to the gems and frowns a little.*

These two gems? Worth 3mil in Shraan currency? No, these are worth less and a thousand in shraan currency...

*AcidK looked at Wo2, then at his tab, then, as if he always had it on, a green cap appeared and he was seated, for once, near an old-fashioned 'ticker' machine.*

Lets see, total Myst Breaker orders comes to about 30mil in Shraan creds, 3bil in normal creds, total other drink costs comes to about 4thou is Shraan creds, 400thou in normal creds. Total tab costs... 3,000,400,000 credits, excluding service charges et cetera. Now that this tab has been counted and measured, 1% extra must be charged for services... Total tab that must be paid forth-with: 3,030,404,00credits.

*AcidK looks at Wo2.*

I hope your bank is reaching it's account limits...
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Grumbling, Intent heads back to his room to grab whatever valuable stuff he happens to have lying around. Shoving it all into a carrying case he heads back to the front desk where he collapses from exhaustion and lays on the ground for a bit to rest. Swallowing a Nev-R-Doze capsule he starts rummaging around in the carry-all in an attempt to figure out what the value of the things he has is. This of course fails as he has no knowledge of the exchange rates here.
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"well thats shocking How much would a soul be i got a spare one nice virgin too sold me her soul for well um yeah it's not virgin"
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*Wo2 blinks at the number that was given him.*

"Um... Is that really the amount... Hoo boy... Not sure about that, I mean I also have my damage expenses to worry about... um... you sure there isn't anything I've done that could be deducted from that amount before I start the pay off procese... Oh while your thinking of that... I'll take a "Suprise" refill."
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Ah yes, damages, let's see...

*AcidK looks back as the ticker begins to count again, passing Wo2 a refill of Suprise.*

Total room-only damages... 3-thou
Total general hotel damages... 10-thou
Total damages in Bar Area (Including Myst Breaker induced damages)... 100thou
Total damages... 113,000 credits

Total Owed To HrH: 3,030,517,000
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"Another one for the engine room, perhaps?"
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nah, this one's big enough to clean the inners of the Rusty Destroyer, methinks...
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"That would be interesting to see. Is the Satan Squiq still living there?"
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"Quite you... I'm not going that far."

*Wo2 rummages thruogh his back pack (where that come from?) and pulls out his red sword.*

"You've seen this blade before Acidk, and you know what it means to me, mabey this could work for collateral unitl I pay my detb? There is no way I can do it at once, and I've already tried cleaning the destroyer before, and last time I checked, I was forced into duty as master of the dunjinn so that would be counter productive."
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"I believe the Satan Squig is still there, since Lady Hawk is still in the building somewhere. It's waiting for her to come out."
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*Gryffin grins.*

"Definitely interesting then."
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*AcidK looks at the sword and twiddles it around in the light, examining every corner and angle. He placed it under the counter after he was certain it was Wo2's sword and smiled.*

That will do for collateral... but I'll keep it and reduce the tab if it is not paid soner or later...
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*Wo2 sighs and grabs a nearby broom, which he begins to push around the floor.*

"I think I'll be a while..."
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*AcidK looks around and, quickly, wonders if Wo2 would be alright in that while. AcidK makes sure by blinking some of the more volatile squigs into the Rusty Destroyer.*
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