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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 20:22   #1
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I want to be cremated.

I want my ashes to be burned again to make sure.

And I want Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries playing as the coffin goes down into the burning dealy.

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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 20:25   #2
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

I want to be buried, but I don't want things to decompose and eat me, so I think some sort of inert-gas-filled air-tight coffin is in order.
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I would like to be disposed of in whichever way is economically efficient, and forgotten about as soon as possible.
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

Funerals are awful, just leave me where I lie thanks.
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

More specifically, what tune do you want either the coffin to be brought in to or to burn to.

I need inspiration. Ironic songs would be good.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 20:36   #7
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I'd like to donate everything to science that science will accept and cremate the rest. Then scatter the ashes in Stockholms Skärgård.
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

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I want my ashes to be burned again to make sure.
Make sure of what? That you're dead? This would seem to be [pun]overkill[/pun]

As for me, cremation is the only way to go baby, ashes scattered over the Solent and Brighstone Downs on the Isle of Wight.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 20:54   #9
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Make sure of what? That you're dead?
I wouldn't want people thinking that I'd done a half-assed job of being dead. I'd be using my full ass should I be cremated twice. And maybe have the ashes buried. At sea.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 20:56   #10
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

Make sure you're cremated Eastern style, in full view, on a bonfire, so people can see your skull explode.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 21:08   #11
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I'd preferably be buried in a big either stone or metal casket which is placed into a tomb of sorts.
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

So kids can come along and drink cider and piss on it after you've gone?
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 21:12   #14
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Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

It could be the Make Out Tomb of Luuuurve.

Like on US teen movies. Instead of 'Let's go to Make Out Point' it'd be 'lets have sex in Leshy's tomb'.

See? It'd be fan-bastarding-tastic.
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I want my penis to be served at the funeral reception.
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More specifically, what tune do you want either the coffin to be brought in to or to burn to.

I need inspiration. Ironic songs would be good.
There is of course 'Always look on the bright side of life', although for sheer pretention, I'm going with Muse's Thoughts of a Dying Atheist.
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After death, I want to be submitted for bioweapons research so i can still kick teh royal shee-yit out of scallies from beyond the grave.
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It could be the Make Out Tomb of Luuuurve.
If that would make it a national monument so it would never be broken down, I could erm... be dead with that.
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This is insane.

DM has posted in a thread about funeral arrangements and yet nobody has said anything.


Personally I'd like to have my ashes thrown into the sea while the Hell March plays.
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This is insane.

DM has posted in a thread about funeral arrangements and yet nobody has said anything.


Personally I'd like to have my ashes thrown into the sea while the Hell March plays.
So you want ot be cremated I take it?
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So you want ot be cremated I take it?

Unless you have some marvellous other plan for converting my bones into ashes heh.
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I want to be embalmed in clear plastic and placed on display in my local pub.
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Maybe I could steal one of the phasers they use in filming Star Trek and vaporise you.
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I'll be cremated with Cop shoot Cops 'Everybody loves you (when you're dead)' playing in the background.
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This is insane.

DM has posted in a thread about funeral arrangements and yet nobody has said anything.
I am saddened by the lack of comments.

Is my oldness waning?
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WTF do I care how I am buried. I will be dead, its not like I will give a shit. In other words, Funerals are for the living.
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I am saddened by the lack of comments.

Is my oldness waning?
That's two escapes from jokes you've had today =(
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I would like to be buried, but as with Proteus i don't want manky things to eat me up. also i'd have to be kept lying in a bed for a month after i have died just to make sure i'm dead.
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Buried.

Simple as that. I'll be dead so it wont really matter.
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I'll be dead so i wont care.
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Saying that tho i might make it a condition of my will to have a bizarre funeral (getting people who are in my will to do "****ed up shit") just for the sheer amusement of it.


Obviously it would only be whilst i was alive id get ot experience the humour but still ...
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Spike Milligan stipulated he be buried inside a washing machine, to confuse archaeologists. or so I am told. This seems wise, but I don't plan on dying anyway.
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i wanna be shot into deep space so my dead body doesn't litter the solar system.. or turned into a Diamond
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I have been programmed to self-destruct when I die.

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When I die my destructor is called and I clean up all used memory myself.
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This is possibly the geekiest reply EVER.

Funny though
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I was thinking of letting the science rip off any useful (or useless) organs possibly left after my wrestling match with the eight-wheeler.

Rest can be burned or whatever.
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Mummified and buried under an obelisk.

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Stuffed, and evil grin placed on my face.
Placed in the living room with a 'hail hitler' pose.
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More specifically, what tune do you want either the coffin to be brought in to or to burn to.

I need inspiration. Ironic songs would be good.

oasis - live forever
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donate my organs (if any still work, the way i am going, they won't) to help others and cremate the rest, very small service, ashes scattered somewhere, doesnt matter where really.
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A late addition to my arrangements would be the playing, as I was cremated of "Disco Inferno".
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Gloria Gaynor - I will survive
First I was afraid
I was petrified
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pet·ri·fy   Audio pronunciation of petrified ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (ptr-f)
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   2. To cause to become stiff or stonelike; deaden.
   3. To stun or paralyze with terror; daze.

good choice in music


EDIT:

I was wondering; is anyone else going to identify this song with an one eyed alien forever after?
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