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4 Oct 2003, 17:09
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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'Toys'
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I have a dildo that looks like a super scope*!
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Leading on from this comment, what (if any) interesting 'toys' do you own?
Best toy ever is a tongue vibrator. Oh yes it is! OH YES!
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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4 Oct 2003, 17:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: 'Toys'
Graham Norton style?
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4 Oct 2003, 17:13
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: 'Toys'
I don't own any.
I do want a japanese schoolgirl uniform, if that counts?
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4 Oct 2003, 17:42
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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Re: 'Toys'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I own a penis.
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I also have a few small Lego toys here.
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4 Oct 2003, 19:37
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Re: 'Toys'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
I also have a few small Lego toys here.
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rubber vagina for those who feel no pain
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4 Oct 2003, 20:37
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Re: 'Toys'
i have an anal plug
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4 Oct 2003, 20:56
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Re: 'Toys'
I own a pink vibrator with glittery bits. He's lovely. He is vastly underused though.
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4 Oct 2003, 21:04
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
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Re: 'Toys'
Do fluffy blue handcuffs count as 'toys'?
Also vastly underused
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6 Oct 2003, 10:05
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: 'Toys'
I own a BOP IT EXTREME!
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6 Oct 2003, 11:35
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
Posts: 464
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Re: 'Toys'
i don't own, but i have often thought about buying and giving away a baby jesus butt plug as a gag gift.
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Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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6 Oct 2003, 11:56
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Pretend Faggot
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 494
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Re: 'Toys'
OMG BABY JSESU BUT PLUG WTF IM OFFENDEDS LTOELOLOLASZFLSLOOLl
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6 Oct 2003, 13:21
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
Posts: 464
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Re: 'Toys'
Quote:
Originally Posted by meaple
OMG BABY JSESU BUT PLUG WTF IM OFFENDEDS LTOELOLOLASZFLSLOOLl
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awwwwwwww how cute.
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"Melting the steel, close to the sun
Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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6 Oct 2003, 14:51
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
Posts: 4,872
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Re: 'Toys'
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
I own a BOP IT EXTREME!
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omg that thing is EVIL!
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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6 Oct 2003, 14:53
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
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Re: 'Toys'
Ker-Plunk
(comedy "the office" option)
sorry about that.
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