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30 Jul 2003, 16:03
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Originally posted by BarbieKen
That's affirmative. There are no more decent children left out there who deserve a gift.
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does this mean you are no longer going to have sex with children?
or am i misreading something?
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30 Jul 2003, 16:14
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Originally posted by acropolis
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does this mean you are no longer going to have sex with children?
or am i misreading something?
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I only do the parents. Single mum's seem to have kids who get's most gifts. Go figure 
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30 Jul 2003, 16:16
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Originally posted by BarbieKen
I only do the parents. Single mum's seem to have kids who get's most gifts. Go figure
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Carrying two empty sacks (apparently).
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30 Jul 2003, 16:19
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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From the Peoples Republic Of Yorkshire
Vaio
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Yes, I know he is dead !
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30 Jul 2003, 16:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
Carrying two empty sacks (apparently).
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Is this one of your virgin jokes?
You don't need glue in your tubes to 'do it'.
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30 Jul 2003, 16:22
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Originally posted by BarbieKen
Is this one of your virgin jokes?
You don't need glue in your tubes to 'do it'.
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wtf are you talking about?
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30 Jul 2003, 16:24
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#107
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Originally posted by Vaio
From the Peoples Republic Of Yorkshire
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Branded computer that posts stuff when nobody's looking (that's how I imagine it works anyway).
ps - no I'm not, I just live there. Shhh!
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30 Jul 2003, 16:27
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#108
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Originally posted by sayonara
wtf are you talking about?
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Santa Claus!
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30 Jul 2003, 16:28
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Carrying an empty sack.
[I'm going back to my original meaning which about 3 people will have 'got']
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30 Jul 2003, 16:32
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You where the one asking what we where talking about. Now, all of a sudden it's me who didn't get the point.
Intruiging.
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30 Jul 2003, 16:41
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by BarbieKen
You where the one asking what we where talking about. Now, all of a sudden it's me who didn't get the point.
Intruiging.
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I asked what you were talking about, not 'we'.
As in:
(1) what are these "your virgin jokes" you speak of, and
(2) how exactly is saying you have an empty sack the same as saying you don't get any? If anything its claiming you've had too much.
However, since I couldn't be arsed explaining all that again I just went back to my original "Carrying an empty sack" instead of "Carrying two empty sacks" because for the tiny number of people who got the joke you have now pretty much nailed the point home.
 And that is what reaaaaaallllllly happened guv.
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30 Jul 2003, 16:53
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Hypotetically;
I didn't get your ultra linguistic joke, due to the sheer fact that I'm not speaking English as my primary language.
Three other people on these boards got it, so it must be quite internal, and quite frankly, dense, as the point of joking is for people to understand it.
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30 Jul 2003, 17:09
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by BarbieKen
Hypotetically;
I didn't get your ultra linguistic joke, due to the sheer fact that I'm not speaking English as my primary language.
Three other people on these boards got it, so it must be quite internal, and quite frankly, dense, as the point of joking is for people to understand it.
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Poor gimmick.
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30 Jul 2003, 17:11
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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Good Gimmick
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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30 Jul 2003, 17:52
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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one of our top posters*
*by post count
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30 Jul 2003, 17:55
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Dirte
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middle sized fag
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30 Jul 2003, 17:59
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Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle.
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30 Jul 2003, 18:12
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by BarbieKen
I didn't get your ultra linguistic joke, due to the sheer fact that I'm not speaking English as my primary language.
Three other people on these boards got it, so it must be quite internal, and quite frankly, dense, as the point of joking is for people to understand it.
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Is was nothing to do with linguistics. It was the contextual equivalent of "six cans short of a six pack".
Therefore it was not internal at all, but only accessible to people with a highly developed abstract thinking process. And no, that's not the point of joking.
You've really sucked the life out of it now.
Quote:
Originally posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
Poor gimmick.
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30 Jul 2003, 18:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Pokeborg
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30 Jul 2003, 18:15
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Cravatted.
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30 Jul 2003, 18:21
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Originally posted by sayonara
Cravatted.
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Person who reply's to people when ur not meant to in this thread only say stuuf.
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30 Jul 2003, 18:22
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#122
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etc.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Taken.
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Blowhard.
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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30 Jul 2003, 18:23
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old dog can't learn new tricks
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30 Jul 2003, 19:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
Is was nothing to do with linguistics. It was the contextual equivalent of "six cans short of a six pack".
Therefore it was not internal at all, but only accessible to people with a highly developed abstract thinking process. And no, that's not the point of joking.
You've really sucked the life out of it now.
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I would not advice you to become a comedian then. As for the highly developed abstract thinking process. Bull**** idea man, really really bull****.
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30 Jul 2003, 19:01
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Thinks he's funny, but isn't very often actually entertaining.
Is probably an account belonging to someone who was 'infamous' for a few weeks several months ago and thinks that being 'big' on an online forum makes him cool, but doesn't have his original account because getting it deleted was 'cool' and a 'statement' in this important world of the PA forums.
Probably in his early 30s, between jobs, and wished he could show up to a PA meet and be cool but never does because then ppl will realise that he's not even normal 'coolness', never mind actually being cool, rather like when we all discovered that syn sid was a short bald man with crooked teeth, in his late 40s(50s?).
Will never talk to anyone like me because we'll point out how unbelievably old skool he isn't. Not even I'm old skool, and I reg'd my first account here 1 month after Messiah.
Is 2 minutes short of a recital, in an 'intelligence' sense, not a 'sanity' one.
Also, see my sig.
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30 Jul 2003, 19:03
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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back?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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30 Jul 2003, 19:07
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Stoppit
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: <post count> 108479
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30 Jul 2003, 19:07
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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confused?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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30 Jul 2003, 19:09
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by BarbieKen
I would not advice you to become a comedian then. As for the highly developed abstract thinking process. Bull**** idea man, really really bull****.
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I have no intention of becoming a comedian. But if I did, the poor understanding of life you display would be the sort of subject matter I used.
Now stop breaking this thread.
Ragnarak:
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30 Jul 2003, 19:10
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 552
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Was I close?
damn you
posts at annyoing times
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“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
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30 Jul 2003, 19:13
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Suprisingly similar to vampy
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30 Jul 2003, 19:20
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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button pusher
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30 Jul 2003, 19:21
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Spamming this thread for acknowledgement.
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30 Jul 2003, 19:22
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
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YOU WILL NOT SAY THAT WHORES NAME IN MY PRESENCE OR I WILL COME ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP AND CARVE PATTERNS INTO *YOUR* ARMS, IMPLANT METAL BALLS IN *YOUR* WRISTS, AND TATTOO "I'M A FKING WHORE" ON *YOUR* BACK
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“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
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30 Jul 2003, 19:23
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Mr. Blobby
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Location: Belgium
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'miffed'
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30 Jul 2003, 19:25
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etc.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Taken.
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Lush.
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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30 Jul 2003, 19:27
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Bouncy
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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30 Jul 2003, 19:28
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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A bit like Sabrina only wears pinker dresses.
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30 Jul 2003, 19:42
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
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vicious 
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"Melting the steel, close to the sun
Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
-Masterplan
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31 Jul 2003, 13:56
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Unknown:Blindfolded!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Bouncy
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Beer Good, Beer Foamy!!
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31 Jul 2003, 13:58
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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31 Jul 2003, 14:02
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Quote:
Originally posted by BarbieKen
Hypotetically;
I didn't get your ultra linguistic joke, due to the sheer fact that I'm not speaking English as my primary language.
Three other people on these boards got it, so it must be quite internal, and quite frankly, dense, as the point of joking is for people to understand it.
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Are you Rico? That's the only person I can think of that talks unmitigated bollocks saturated with twaddle to the extent you do.
Am I right?
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31 Jul 2003, 14:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Northerner, and hence AUTOMATICALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU SCUMMY SOUTHERNERS/SCOTTISH PEOPLE.
ps. Yes he is.
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31 Jul 2003, 14:12
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Professor of all he surveys.
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31 Jul 2003, 14:18
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lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
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King of Leeds
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:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
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31 Jul 2003, 14:18
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Unknown:Blindfolded!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Professor of all he surveys.
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Loose of foot and free of fancy.
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31 Jul 2003, 14:22
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Xanadu
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Camelot
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against everything
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[23:33] <@Divine> hmm I think I may have a new GF aswell
[23:33] <@Divine> but dunno yet if I want a new GF so early in the round
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31 Jul 2003, 15:58
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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dont know him but appears nice
 be kind
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31 Jul 2003, 16:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Who?
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31 Jul 2003, 16:03
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Am Grimble
King of Leeds
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