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14 Jul 2003, 06:28
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Ancient
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School Yard songs (R rated ;-) )
So i was thinking back about all the songs we used to sing during grades 1-6 and how un pc there were. Heck, the probobly still sing them today, but with a few of them, i bet you could get prison time.
example one:
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
So I hid behind the door,
With a Magnum .44,
And the teacher lives no more.
example two:
On top of old smokey
all covered in blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a .44 slug
I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't of missed her
she was 40 feet wide.
I went to the hospital,
she wasn't quite dead.
I took a bazooka
and blew off her head.
I went to the funeral
I went to her grave,
some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade.
example three:
marijuana, marijuana, lsd, lsd,
Betty Crocker Makes it, Ronald Regan takes it,
why don't we, why don't we
Now i know some of these songs go back about 100 years in diffrent forms, but still, the first two are damn evul. In todays world i could see the local police dept. booking some six year old for threats against the school or somthing for singing one of those. Anyone other songs that people remember? I'd love to hear them (yes yes, i know someone will post sussy and her steam boat ;-) )
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14 Jul 2003, 06:37
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Happy
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the worst song i remember was:
miss susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, miss susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, i'll kick you in behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, miss susie sat upon it, and broke her little ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, the boys and girls are kissing in the d-a-r-k dark dark dark!
i was so innocent back then :\
ps. oh yah and the 'jingle bells, batman smells' etc etc :\
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14 Jul 2003, 06:41
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etc.
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I recall such songs, some even involving hand motions. A particularly bad one would be:
Open the fridge.
Get a Coke.
Close the fridge.
Open the Coke.
And then...
"Me Chinese,
me play joke,
me go wee-wee in your Coke!"
(followed by gales of laughter, finger-pointing, etc.)
I don't remember much else, but in sixth grade, it doesn't matter how terrible your 'lead in' was for any half-assed joke, but if you included either a) "Michael Jackson" or b) "gay" or c) "Michael Jackson is gay" in your punchline, you were guaranteed a laugh.
Oh, and anything involving female genetalia. Namely, placing your hands together, with your middle finger and forefinger split apart, while another kid did the same thing, placing both together in opposite fashion, while one of you 'opened' your hands, thus producing... you get where I'm going with this.
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14 Jul 2003, 06:49
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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I went to a christian school so I was never taught such songs.
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14 Jul 2003, 08:40
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Banned
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No school trip was complete without a few of these being belted out on the coach, by the 'ard lads on the back seat.
Ahhh, such memories
Song #1
Four and twenty virgins can down from Inverness.
When the ball over there were four and twenty less.
Singing balls to your partner, arse against the wall.
If you aint been shagged on a Saturday night, you aint been shagged at all.
More verses.....
Song #2
His name was Nobby All, Nobby All, Nobby All.
His name was Nobby All, Nobby All, Nobby All.
His name was Nobby All and he only had one.....Finger.
More verses.....
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14 Jul 2003, 12:02
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Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
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and here i was thinking this was somehow going to be linked to queens of the stone age
but then again i think everything is related to queens of the stone/kyuss.
BRING BACK JOHN GARCIA FFS!!!
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14 Jul 2003, 12:07
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Angry Young Man
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woah
i never appreciated how good my primary school was. it was public, but we were all good little children - i cant remember anyone swearing before primary 6. we certainly didnt talk about sex, or anything like that. In any manner, jovial or otherwise.
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14 Jul 2003, 12:37
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Bored
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found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut yesterday
found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut yesterday
It was mouldy
It was mouldy
It was mouldy yesterday
It was mouldy
It was mouldy
It was mouldy yesterday
So I ate it
So I ate it
So I ate it yesterday
So I ate it
So I ate it
So I ate it yesterday
Indigestion
Indigestion
Indigestion yesterday
Indigestion
Indigestion
Indigestion yesterday
Etc.........
Or
I jumped 50 thousand feet without a parachute
I jumped 50 thousand feet without a parachute
I jumped 50 thousand feet without a parachute
And I aint gonna jump no more
Landed on the pavement like a splodgy lump of jam
Landed on the pavement like a splodgy lump of jam
Landed on the pavement like a splodgy lump of jam
And I aint gonna jump no more
yadda yadda yadda...
what imaginations we had ay!
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14 Jul 2003, 12:58
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Gone
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A sol
A sol
A soldier I would be.
Two Pist
Two Pist
Two Pistols at my knee
F'cu
F'cu
F'curiosity.
We'll fight for the old count
Fight for the old count
fight for the old country.
SEE IT SOUNDS LIKE SWEARING AND IS NAUGHTY!!
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14 Jul 2003, 13:07
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too right woof. I remember me and some mates singing those in a town in the lakes somewhere, and people started giving us money.. heh. They can't have been listening properly.
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had,
he flew it by day and he flew it by night,
and when it came home it was covered in..
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had,
he flew it by day and he flew it by night,
and when it came home it was covered in....ad infinitum.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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14 Jul 2003, 14:23
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IRC Lackey
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrBrick
A sol
A sol
A soldier I would be.
Two Pist
Two Pist
Two Pistols at my knee
F'cu
F'cu
F'curiosity.
We'll fight for the old count
Fight for the old count
fight for the old country.
SEE IT SOUNDS LIKE SWEARING AND IS NAUGHTY!!
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My dad tought me that one when i was leik, 8.
So it's no wonder i'm so screwed up...
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14 Jul 2003, 14:59
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Look! He's Dancing!
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There's something in his nappy,
its making him unhappy,
its big and brown,
he cant sit down,
he'd really like to squash it,
but then he'd have to wash it,
its no joke,
the toilets broke
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15 Jul 2003, 07:36
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
the worst song i remember was:
miss susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, miss susie went to heaven, the
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see, i knew someone was going to post it ;-) the version i knew (only a few slight changes) was
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to ...
Hello operator
Now give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll cut-off your....
Behind the frigerator,
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And cut her big fat ...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies,
The boys are in their lockers
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K!
edit:
OMG the camp where i learned it has a website Good ole camp whitman (yay for christian camps) ;-)
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"Melting the steel, close to the sun
Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
-Masterplan
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15 Jul 2003, 09:52
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
too right woof. I remember me and some mates singing those in a town in the lakes somewhere, and people started giving us money.. heh. They can't have been listening properly.
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had,
he flew it by day and he flew it by night,
and when it came home it was covered in..
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had,
he flew it by day and he flew it by night,
and when it came home it was covered in....ad infinitum.
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god, i bloody remember the ppl on the back of the bus being told to stop singing that cos it was irritating the teacher
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15 Jul 2003, 10:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
god, i bloody remember the ppl on the back of the bus being told to stop singing that cos it was irritating the teacher
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bus trips are the best places to annoy teachers.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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15 Jul 2003, 13:14
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Registered User
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Location: The New British Empire
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anyone from england remember this song? (cause all i can remember is two lines, and they don't even follow each other)
mary, mary, giving my love to you
can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag will do
and so on and so forth
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