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12 Aug 2004, 21:17
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This is bat country
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I need help
I havent had sex in 2 weeks, and as a result of this my mental health has been rapidly decreasing.
now, there are a few solutions to this: I could either go out on a party, find some whore I have talked to before and convince her she wants to ride my pole into the sunset.
or I could go out on a party and find a whore I havent spoken to before and make her my new gf.
suggestions?
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12 Aug 2004, 21:20
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Re: I need help
I haven't had sex in a couple of months, and I'm fine.
I've been seeing this girl for a week or so now and we haven't had sex. I've got more gratification that way... sex is boring unless it's with someone you care about, I've found. Well it is for me anyway.
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12 Aug 2004, 21:23
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Guy next door
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I haven't had sex in quite a lot of months, and I'm fine.
sex is boring unless it's with someone you care about, I've found. Well it is for me anyway.
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12 Aug 2004, 21:26
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Re: I need help
or fail miserabley and then provide us with entertainment in a long funny post about getting turned down by every whore you know .
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12 Aug 2004, 21:29
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
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One night stands (I've found...) are not that satisfying, and aren't that great usually either. You might as well just have one off the wrist. Then you don't have to make an excuse to go home early, or stay the night somewhere you don't really want to be.
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12 Aug 2004, 21:30
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This is bat country
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
or fail miserabley and then provide us with entertainment in a long funny post about getting turned down by every whore you know .
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I have gotten turned down twice... they were both "upper class" whores who wouldnt want to get involved with a "skaterboy".
I wonder if I shall do skater look, or amazingly cool pants and jacket look.
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12 Aug 2004, 21:34
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Re: I need help
When you say "whores", do you actually mean "whores", or just "slags" ?
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12 Aug 2004, 21:52
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: I need help
Worry not, I went without for thirteen months until two weeks ago and it didn't harm me.
I simply joined the TA and shot at things dreaming of war and death and guns and violence.
See, still perfectly normal...
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12 Aug 2004, 22:16
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: I need help
Pick up Phone
Phone Escort Agency
Relieve your Stress
Come back and complain if youre still single in another 2 weeks time
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12 Aug 2004, 22:19
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edited for readability
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Re: I need help
i have never had sex and im quite well as well.
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12 Aug 2004, 22:22
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
i have never had sex and im quite well as well.
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Frankly this goes a long way towards explaining this.
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12 Aug 2004, 23:09
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Re: I need help
Find a couple where the female in the relationship is very boneable, make sure the couple are on the wrong side of affluent.
Use your new found wealth to see how much it will cost to spend one night with said man's wife/future wife.
Rinse and repeat.
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12 Aug 2004, 23:12
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
Rinse and repeat.
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This phrase made me chuckle
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12 Aug 2004, 23:13
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For Crowly <3
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Frankly this goes a long way towards explaining this.
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Laughed Out Loud
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13 Aug 2004, 00:36
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This is bat country
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
When you say "whores", do you actually mean "whores", or just "slags" ?
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I mean women
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13 Aug 2004, 01:28
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Miles Teg
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Re: I need help
go to beirut, show arround your bling bling, get laid.
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13 Aug 2004, 02:24
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Re: I need help
Get her pissed. She will think youre Brad Pitt after 3 bottles of vodka. I mean hell, her aiming would be shit but it would be worth while.
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13 Aug 2004, 02:38
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I need help
aiming?
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13 Aug 2004, 02:41
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Re: I need help
If she was sitting on your shed have to get herself aimed up....
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13 Aug 2004, 03:14
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overtired
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Superpig #1
If she was sitting on your shed
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how bizarre
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13 Aug 2004, 03:44
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by Superpig #1
If she was sitting on your shed have to get herself aimed up....
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i agree, totally bizarre
taking this off topic - why has your message board got 21 (21!) forums but only 47 members? its crazy!
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13 Aug 2004, 10:30
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:alpha:
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Location: London, UK
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
I mean women
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Whores are women too (or so I've heard, honest) ;o
PS: JBG for best post award?
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13 Aug 2004, 11:05
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: I need help
I'm on a roll of 14 months without sex.
I'm still normal........-ish.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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13 Aug 2004, 11:30
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Re: I need help
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Originally Posted by 1-X
how bizarre
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If she was sitting on you she'd have to get herself aimed up..
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