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22 Jun 2003, 22:18
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ffs my mother thinks im gay
i was sitting watching tv and suddenly she starts on about 'how its ok to be different and alternative' so she goes on for about 5 mins then goes away, and suddenly the double meaning of the entire conversation dawns on me. My mother thinks im gay. Where the fck did that come from!!! ive had girlfriends im not camp why the hell does she think im gay?
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22 Jun 2003, 22:19
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haha, your secret is out
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22 Jun 2003, 22:21
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She's found the "hidden" directory on your computer?
Not that there is anything wrong with that sort of thing..
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22 Jun 2003, 22:22
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Re: ffs my mother thinks im gay
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Originally posted by Nusselt
i was sitting watching tv and suddenly she starts on about 'how its ok to be different and alternative' so she goes on for about 5 mins then goes away, and suddenly the double meaning of the entire conversation dawns on me. My mother thinks im gay. Where the fck did that come from!!! ive had girlfriends im not camp why the hell does she think im gay?
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Because you **** men?
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22 Jun 2003, 22:22
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Anon.
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lol
your gay
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22 Jun 2003, 22:23
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I once heard my mum and dad discussing whether or not my brother was gay. I was in the room next door listening, (bad me) and I nearly fell of my chair laughing when I heard my mum saying excitedly 'look he's got condoms he can't be gay'
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22 Jun 2003, 22:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
I once heard my mum and dad discussing whether or not my brother was gay. I was in the room next door listening, (bad me) and I nearly fell of my chair laughing when I heard my mum saying excitedly 'look he's got condoms he can't be gay'
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why were the discussing??? what did he do!?!!??! he was going bald also wasnt he? ive shaved my head maybe thats why? i havent got anything against being gay, its just that im into people with ovaries and breasts.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:26
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
why were the discussing??? what did he do!?!!??! he was going bald also wasnt he? ive shaved my head maybe thats why? i havent got anything against being gay, its just that im into people with ovaries and breasts.
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Shaving your head, unless you support Millwall (and perhaps even then) is a definite sign of gayness.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Shaving your head, unless you support Millwall (and perhaps even then) is a definite sign of gayness.
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no its not you lanky long haired tosser its not my fault i was given retarted genes that result in my getting a slap head, i could go two ways bobby charlton or shaved head. I chose shaved head.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
why were the discussing??? what did he do!?!!??! he was going bald also wasnt he? ive shaved my head maybe thats why? i havent got anything against being gay, its just that im into people with ovaries and breasts.
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I think it was the fact that he was 19 and he had never had a girlfriend to their knowledge. The fact that he did have a girlfriend and just hadn't bothered telling them is beside the point.
Oh and he was balding... he started balding at 17 :\
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22 Jun 2003, 22:35
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Clerk
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Originally posted by Nusselt
i could go two ways bobby charlton or shaved head. I chose shaved head.
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I'm sure that's what this man said at first.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:36
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I'm sure that's what this man said at first.
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what the hell am i meant to do?
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22 Jun 2003, 22:41
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tell her you hate graham norton, and ne time ne one gay comes on tv slag them off and become teh anti - ghey
respect
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22 Jun 2003, 22:43
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
what the hell am i meant to do?
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Dont be gay?
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22 Jun 2003, 22:52
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Henry Kelly
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Uruguay gets lots of bad press these days.
Wait.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:53
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Only black people can shave their heads and not be gay.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:56
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Only black people can shave their heads and not be gay.
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Ainsley Harriot.
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22 Jun 2003, 22:57
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Although some of them still are gay.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:27
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Ainsley Harriot.
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He's on TV right now advertising FAIRY. LOL
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23 Jun 2003, 00:07
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so f*cking zen
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Nobody likes a homo.
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23 Jun 2003, 00:07
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Nobody likes a homo.
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Other homos might. EH DACE? EH?
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23 Jun 2003, 00:10
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Other homos might. EH DACE? EH?
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No.
Nobody.
None people at all.
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23 Jun 2003, 00:18
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Henry Kelly
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Originally posted by Dace
No.
Nobody.
None people at all.
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Deerbarn might. Christ, he abuses horses, how more depraved can you get?
And no, we're not counting Kura in this.
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23 Jun 2003, 01:13
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I once heard my parents discussing my relationship with a female friend of mine,
thats it, I'm dull
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23 Jun 2003, 07:18
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You're amazingly self-centered do you know that? Has it occured to you that she wasn't referring to your sexuality at all? Perhaps you have a relative that's in the process of coming out and she thought this would ease you into it. Or better yet maybe this was a precursor for the day she decides to come out to you herself. Of course you immediately think she's talking about your sexual orientation. But really she's trying to set up a conversation about her own love for women so that when she comes home with a butch woman who drives a pick-up truck and starts listening to god-awful folk music it won't come as a such a shock.
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23 Jun 2003, 07:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I'm sure that's what this man said at first.
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what the hell am i meant to do?
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23 Jun 2003, 08:29
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Maybe your mum realised you have a GD account, and just put 2 + 2 together!!
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23 Jun 2003, 08:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
Maybe your mum realised you have a GD account, and just put 2 + 2 together!!
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23 Jun 2003, 08:54
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maybe they found the pink fluffy handcuffs in your top draw?
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23 Jun 2003, 09:02
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Re: ffs my mother thinks im gay
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Originally posted by Nusselt
i was sitting watching tv and suddenly she starts on about 'how its ok to be different and alternative' so she goes on for about 5 mins then goes away, and suddenly the double meaning of the entire conversation dawns on me. My mother thinks im gay. Where the fck did that come from!!! ive had girlfriends im not camp why the hell does she think im gay?
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mebbe its her complicated way to find out why you are wearing her dresses?
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23 Jun 2003, 09:20
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Spelling is for pussies
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
You're amazingly self-centered do you know that? Has it occured to you that she wasn't referring to your sexuality at all? Perhaps you have a relative that's in the process of coming out and she thought this would ease you into it. Or better yet maybe this was a precursor for the day she decides to come out to you herself. Of course you immediately think she's talking about your sexual orientation. But really she's trying to set up a conversation about her own love for women so that when she comes home with a butch woman who drives a pick-up truck and starts listening to god-awful folk music it won't come as a such a shock.
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Hahaha, theres no such thing as a lesbian mother!
Is there...
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23 Jun 2003, 10:23
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I am an idiot
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He's married!
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To your mom.
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23 Jun 2003, 10:25
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He's married!
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So was George Michael.
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23 Jun 2003, 10:46
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Re: ffs my mother thinks im gay
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Originally posted by Nusselt
i was sitting watching tv and suddenly she starts on about 'how its ok to be different and alternative' so she goes on for about 5 mins then goes away, and suddenly the double meaning of the entire conversation dawns on me. My mother thinks im gay. Where the fck did that come from!!! ive had girlfriends im not camp why the hell does she think im gay?
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clothes your wearing
friends you keep
hair style
programs you watch
sports you enjoy
hobbies that differ from the 'norm'
music that you listen too
she could just be trying to reach out and trying to tell you that no matter what you do you'll always be her son etc
or
you gay
lol
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23 Jun 2003, 19:48
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Re: ffs my mother thinks im gay
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Re: ffs my mother thinks im gay
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UNLUCKY
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23 Jun 2003, 20:02
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My parents think I'm straight
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23 Jun 2003, 20:06
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My parents think I'm straight
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mine too
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24 Jun 2003, 13:15
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You could starting coming onto your mother.
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24 Jun 2003, 17:57
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mine too
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have you just admitted being gay???????
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