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12 Nov 2003, 20:51
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lolly roffle
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C0cktails
Need some suggestions for ****tails for a house party on Friday. Here's the possible ingredients:
blue bols
vodka
white wine
red wine
lager
cider
blue charge
cranberry charge
tequila
grenadine
lemonade
orange juice
blackcurrent cordial
If you have an idea for a great ****tail that needs something extra then i might be able to go out and buy it if its cheap.
So far we have thought of Blue Lagoon, Tequila Sunrises and Screwdrivers.
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12 Nov 2003, 20:52
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lolly roffle
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Re: C0cktails
We can have shit, wanker, bastard, ****, dick, crap but we cant have ****tails?
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12 Nov 2003, 21:13
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Re: C0cktails
guinness lagoon
blue lagoon + guinness
aceness
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12 Nov 2003, 21:14
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Re: C0cktails
google it dude
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12 Nov 2003, 21:15
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Re: C0cktails
Get some Kahlua, for white and black russians.
(Yes, racist, hahaha)
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12 Nov 2003, 21:17
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Re: C0cktails
Fat Frog - Simple and effective
1 Blue WKD, 1 Orange Bacardi Breezer & 1 Smirnoff Ice (white)
all together and into 2 pint glasses.
Lovley.
(We here in ireland call em Fat Frog's because they taste like an ice-pop of the same name)
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12 Nov 2003, 23:04
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Re: C0cktails
find a big jug and add
blue bols + vodka + white wine + red wine + lager + cider + blue + charge + cranberry charge + tequila + grenadine + lemonade + orange juice + blackcurrent cordial
then neck it in one
and hey if its nasty u propably wont remeber it
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12 Nov 2003, 23:30
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Re: C0cktails
Snakebite and Black; I'm having that.
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12 Nov 2003, 23:31
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Re: C0cktails
where'd my post go? 
blue hawaiian
blue curacao + coconut rum + pineapple juice
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12 Nov 2003, 23:31
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Re: C0cktails
SnakeyBs  .
Probably my fav drink, i'll be having that .
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12 Nov 2003, 23:32
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Re: C0cktails
1. Half fill a tall glass with red wine and ice cubes.
2. Pour orange juice over ice cubes to create sunrise effect.
3. Enjoy surprisingly tasty drink
Blue Bols + vodka + cream round the top of the glass = blowjob.
Vodka + white wine + orange juice + lemonade = tasty drink
lager + cider + blackcurrant = nasty nasty snakebite black
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12 Nov 2003, 23:34
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lolly roffle
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Re: C0cktails
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
1. Half fill a tall glass with red wine and ice cubes.
2. Pour orange juice over ice cubes to create sunrise effect.
3. Enjoy surprisingly tasty drink
Blue Bols + vodka + cream round the top of the glass = blowjob.
Vodka + white wine + orange juice + lemonade = tasty drink |
Sounds great, we will try these!
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12 Nov 2003, 23:34
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Re: C0cktails
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Fat Frog - Simple and effective
1 Blue WKD, 1 Orange Bacardi Breezer & 1 Smirnoff Ice (white)
all together and into 2 pint glasses.
Lovley.
(We here in ireland call em Fat Frog's because they taste like an ice-pop of the same name)
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12 Nov 2003, 23:38
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Re: C0cktails
You need archers and baileys to go with the Grenadine, then you can have a Brain Haemorrhage
Or substitute Midori for the Grenadine to make Squashed Frogs \o/
Can you tell I used to be a bar tart?
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Nov 2003, 23:39
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Re: C0cktails
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where'd my post go? |
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12 Nov 2003, 23:42
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Re: C0cktails
Your avatar scares me
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Nov 2003, 23:46
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Re: C0cktails
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Your avatar scares me |
If it can scare a Thatcherite, then it has exceeded my wildest expectations.
Today GD; tommorow, Earth.
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12 Nov 2003, 23:59
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Or substitute Midori for the Grenadine to make Squashed Frogs \o/
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The last squashed frog I bought someone else drank while I was downing a pint in a drinky competition thing
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13 Nov 2003, 00:00
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Re: C0cktails
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If it can scare a Thatcherite, then it has exceeded my wildest expectations.
Today GD; tommorow, Earth.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:09
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Re: C0cktails
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Never: government
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13 Nov 2003, 00:10
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Re: C0cktails
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That's what you said about Napoleon.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:13
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Re: C0cktails
www.barbug.com
oh and thread hijacking close thread ban users
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13 Nov 2003, 00:13
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13 Nov 2003, 00:17
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Re: C0cktails
Moon Juice:
2 shots of vodka
2 shots of malibu
2 shots of white rum
lemonade
top off with blackcurrant cordial
tastes fruity and gets you hammered.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:21
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Re: C0cktails
shooters...
50 ml glasses:
1/2 Sambucca, 1/2 baileys (layered, drop of grenadine in top)
1/2 Midori, 1/2 Advocaat drop of grenadine on top
1/3 Southern Comfort, 1/3 Vodka, 1/3 triple Sec (that ones actually quite harsh)
1/3 Blue bols, 1/3 Creme De Menthe, 1/3 Baileys
****tails in tumblers:
however i do em at work, no matter how many spirits in one ****tail it always measures out at 50ml in total.
Passoa, Cointreau... top up with orange juice (fresh ofc) and drops of grenadine in the top
Tequila, Vodka, Triple Sec, White Rum (Bacardi), Gin... topped with coke and drops of lemon juice in the glass
im too tired now to type anything else... those are my favourites, whether you listed enough ingredients for them all i dunno, but try em 
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13 Nov 2003, 00:22
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Re: C0cktails
i gave jc a link i think he'll enjoy
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13 Nov 2003, 00:23
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Re: C0cktails
Everyone will think you've sent me naked pics of yourself now.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:28
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Re: C0cktails
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Everyone will think you've sent me naked pics of yourself now.
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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13 Nov 2003, 00:30
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13 Nov 2003, 00:30
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Re: C0cktails
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Must resist opportunity to be nasty to nice mod...
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Be nasty to me and gir will DESTROY YOU!
Or continue to dance.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:43
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Happy
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Re: C0cktails
ok i found a drink called 'horse jizz'
it's 1/2 beer and 1/2 milk
try it and let me know :P
who comes up with these names? i mean honestly.. who'd walk up to the bartender and ask for horse jizz? :\
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13 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Re: C0cktails
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who'd walk up to the bartender and ask for horse jizz? :\
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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13 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Re: C0cktails
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I think I've just glimpsed into your secret life.
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13 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Happy
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Re: C0cktails
that just raises the question.. why
oh nm :\
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13 Nov 2003, 01:33
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Re: C0cktails
1/2 pint of guinness with a double-vodka+redbull (or Tesco's "Kick", same taste only cheaper...) is nice
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13 Nov 2003, 01:39
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Re: C0cktails
Baby Guinness
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Ingredients:
2 1/2 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour Kahlua, almost filling shot glass. Then, carefully pour Baileys, using wall of shot glass. This will give the "Guinness" its "head".
i shall try this tonight and let you know how it turns out
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13 Nov 2003, 01:42
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That's a travesty to normal guinness.
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13 Nov 2003, 01:47
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i shall try this tonight and let you know how it turns out
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I miss the old Aryn.
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13 Nov 2003, 01:48
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Happy
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Re: C0cktails
the old aryn drank way more htan i do now :\
the old aryn lived at university.. remember?
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13 Nov 2003, 01:50
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Re: C0cktails
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the old aryn drank way more htan i do now :\
the old aryn lived at university.. remember?
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That's what I mean. But you still kept up the facade that you had never touched so much as a shandy in your whole life. And you didn't have a pottymouth either.
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13 Nov 2003, 01:51
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Re: C0cktails
All the women are going BAD. Aryn, Sarina, Bloomers
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13 Nov 2003, 01:54
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Re: C0cktails
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
All the women are going BAD. Aryn, Sarina, Bloomers
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Mixed-up women, do you have one on your board?
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13 Nov 2003, 01:57
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Re: C0cktails
Yes, although I need something more holding than blu-tack
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13 Nov 2003, 02:04
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Re: C0cktails
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(I worked in a ****tail bar once...this will take a while)
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13 Nov 2003, 02:07
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Re: C0cktails
what's a shandy?
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13 Nov 2003, 02:08
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what's a shandy?
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aryn, did i ever mention you rock?
(NB drunk)
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13 Nov 2003, 02:08
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what's a shandy?
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1/2 a pint of tequila, 1/2 a pint of vodka.
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beer and lemonade (or similar)
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13 Nov 2003, 02:11
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atyn, did i ever mention you rock?
(NB drunk)
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NB has flu, Giles drunk
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13 Nov 2003, 02:12
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Re: C0cktails
omg
i've honestly never touched one of those :\
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1/2 a pint of tequila, 1/2 a pint of vodka.
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