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2 May 2005, 17:35
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Geek Humour
Can anyone else explain to me why this is funny?
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Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow
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2 May 2005, 17:37
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Re: Geek Humour
unlimited fatness, i guess
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2 May 2005, 17:40
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Re: Geek Humour
I hope that guy's parents are dead.
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2 May 2005, 17:48
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Re: Geek Humour
It's not funny. malloc allocates memory from the heap, not the stack. It should be:
"Can anyone fix my code? I did alloca(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)) but got a stack overflow. "
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2 May 2005, 17:53
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Re: Geek Humour
queball's stack could overflow on me anytime.
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2 May 2005, 17:54
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Re: Geek Humour
queball wins
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2 May 2005, 18:10
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Re: Geek Humour
Oh dear..
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2 May 2005, 18:14
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Re: Geek Humour
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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2 May 2005, 18:16
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Re: Geek Humour
Oh my
I do enjoy this kind of humour. Like that one "theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like..."
Keep 'em coming!
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2 May 2005, 18:25
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Oh my
I do enjoy this kind of humour. Like that one "theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like..."
Keep 'em coming!
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Shouldn't it be 'There's no place like /home' ?
Why would anyone want to go to localhost ?
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2 May 2005, 18:46
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Re: Geek Humour
This thread is so geeky it would be laughed at by Egon Spengler.
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2 May 2005, 18:50
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by queball
It's not funny. malloc allocates memory from the heap, not the stack. It should be:
"Can anyone fix my code? I did alloca(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)) but got a stack overflow. "
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Damn you're sexy.
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2 May 2005, 18:51
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Re: Geek Humour
Weeks, you're a raging closet bi.
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2 May 2005, 18:52
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Re: Geek Humour
OK!!
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2 May 2005, 18:53
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Posting 'OK!!' doesn't make it any less true.
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2 May 2005, 18:55
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OK!!!
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Re: Geek Humour
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".
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2 May 2005, 19:01
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Re: Geek Humour
Can I join the inner circle now?
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2 May 2005, 19:04
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Re: Geek Humour
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Can I join the inner circle now?
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You have to be ritually sodomised first.
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2 May 2005, 19:06
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Re: Geek Humour
I've already had to put up with you wanting everyone to be bi, does that count?
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2 May 2005, 19:06
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Re: Geek Humour
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You have to be ritually sodomised first.
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Which we all know is just a matter of time, not of choice.
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2 May 2005, 19:06
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Re: Geek Humour
Sooner or later, time vill tell.
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2 May 2005, 19:10
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Re: Geek Humour
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I've already had to put up with you wanting everyone to be bi, does that count?
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Have you had Leshy insert his penis into your bottom as you both crouch in the middle of a pentagram in the middle of a marble floor whilst all the moderators and admins do gregorian chants in hooded robes, and equally hooded 'lesser' forums members light ritual candles to illuminate the controlled ritual darkness?
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2 May 2005, 19:10
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Re: Geek Humour
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Sooner or later, time vill tell.
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CHRONOPADDY!
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2 May 2005, 19:20
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".
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Seriously, that joke makes me horny
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2 May 2005, 19:23
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Re: Geek Humour
Careful there, carry on down that road Marilyn'll demand you out yourself as bi-sexual.
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2 May 2005, 19:24
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But Weeks is curious about the cock. This is my point.
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2 May 2005, 19:27
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Re: Geek Humour
Hey, I can use bold-type as well !
Why do you care so much?
That's a bit odd, isn't it?
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2 May 2005, 19:29
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Re: Geek Humour
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Why do you care so much?
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Sexually harrasing men is a bit of a hobby of mine.
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2 May 2005, 19:29
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Re: Geek Humour
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Sooner or later, time vill tell.
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BzzzzzzzzzCHCHK.
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2 May 2005, 19:31
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Re: Geek Humour
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Sexually harrasing men is a bit of a hobby of mine.
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Are you sure you're not a tory?
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2 May 2005, 19:32
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Re: Geek Humour
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BzzzzzzzzzCHCHK.
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At times like this you can't tell if Mark is malfunctioning or merely making some sort of obscure reference.
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2 May 2005, 19:33
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Re: Geek Humour
I'm listening to the hell march right now and I can picture Soviet tanks rolling over civilians :)))
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2 May 2005, 19:34
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Re: Geek Humour
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Are you sure you're not a tory?
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No, I'm a bi.
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2 May 2005, 19:38
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Re: Geek Humour
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At times like this you can't tell if Mark is malfunctioning or merely making some sort of obscure reference.
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I was aiming for an onomatopoeic chronosphere noise.
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2 May 2005, 19:39
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".
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Re: Geek Humour
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I was aiming for an onomatopoeic chronosphere noise.
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Oh, that's very good.
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2 May 2005, 19:48
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Re: Geek Humour
Still trying to get over the dissapointment that its "Geek humour" not greek humour, was looking forward to some greek humour for a weird reason.
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Re: Geek Humour
I think im just to dumb to get anything but Fart jokes :/
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Re: Geek Humour
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I think im just to dumb to get anything but Fart jokes :/
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If you were referring to JGB's joke - Integrating e^x leave e^x - it doenst change
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".
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funny, but 2^x isn't an exponential function?
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Re: Geek Humour
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funny, but 2^x isn't an exponential function?
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I think you should tell mathematics about that, it's obviously woefully misinformed.
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Re: Geek Humour
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I think you should tell mathematics about that, it's obviously woefully misinformed.
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Isnt it a natural logarithm?
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2 May 2005, 20:07
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Re: Geek Humour
cheers mrrat
its suddenly all become clear
*drools on self*
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Apparently it is :/ I was getting all hooked up on e^x being the exponential function.
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2 May 2005, 20:08
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Re: Geek Humour
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Isnt it a natural logarithm?
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This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.
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Re: Geek Humour
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This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.
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I'm talking about e^x.
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Re: Geek Humour
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This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.
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Stop repressing people's freedom of expression you fascist!
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2 May 2005, 20:12
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Re: Geek Humour
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I'm talking about e^x.
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Taking natural logs is the inverse function of e^x, if that's what you mean. I'm still confused though.
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Re: Geek Humour
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Originally Posted by mathworld.wolfram.com
The natural logarithm is the logarithm having base e
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Ok, mybad. But close enough :P
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