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16 Nov 2003, 21:42
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so f*cking zen
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Another Crap thread
Totally out of style for me but as there has been a couple of "crap threads" recently i thought id break my ankles (by jumping on the bandwagon ... :sigh: ) and make a crap thread.
Anyways my idea is ...
PA GD NON-NEWS THREAD
In this thread you post information about your real life that would not normally make PA GD news (ie be "strong" enough material to justify a thread on its own).
Random bullshit is accepted (welcomed actually).
FOR EXAMPLE masturnating with your "other hand" would be PA GD NEWS.
Post away ...
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16 Nov 2003, 21:44
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Re: Another Crap thread
I've been training my left hand to masturbate for a while. it's paying off
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16 Nov 2003, 21:46
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
it's paying off
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Unusual euphamism.
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16 Nov 2003, 21:52
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Re: Another Crap thread
I've just made myself a nice, hot cup of tea!
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16 Nov 2003, 21:59
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Re: Another Crap thread
I bleached my hair today. I don't know why. I've never done it before, and I'm not a faggot either.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:09
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Re: Another Crap thread
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Originally Posted by LHC
I bleached my hair today. I don't know why. I've never done it before, and I'm not a faggot either.
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In your defence we have your statement "i'm not a faggot".
Against your case however we have the statement "I bleached my hair today".
The prosecution wins!
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16 Nov 2003, 22:13
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Re: Another Crap thread
It looks 'not too bad' actually. Except, it looks yellow, like it used to when I was about 5.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:20
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Another Crap thread
I just watched 2 minutes of "Roger and Me".
Michael Moore really is up his own arse.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:22
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Re: Another Crap thread
I rogered a melon when I was fourteen.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:23
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Re: Another Crap thread
I've been watching all of B5 in order; just coming up to the end of series 1 and it's MUCH better than I remember it. They have an episode about saving a dying boy and they don't make it crap.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:24
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Re: Another Crap thread
I was playing ToeJam and earl today, but then I had to go for dinner so I opened all the presents which (after much rocketskating) lead to my death
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16 Nov 2003, 22:28
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Re: Another Crap thread
I would like to see a picture of LHC's hair.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:31
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Re: Another Crap thread
i might be able to get a really low quality one tomorrow
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16 Nov 2003, 22:33
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
They have an episode about saving a dying boy and they don't make it crap.
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Did the boy die?
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16 Nov 2003, 22:35
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Re: Another Crap thread
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Did the boy die?
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His parents were stopping an operation for religious reasons, the surgen went and did it anyway, saved the boy, and then his parents killed him because he was impure.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:44
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Another Crap thread
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
His parents were stopping an operation for religious reasons, the surgen went and did it anyway, saved the boy, and then his parents killed him because he was impure.
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I remember it now.
They thought his soul would escape out of the surgical cut or something.
As such when they killed the boy they killed an empty husk (his soul already being gone etc).
AM I RITE?
(also wasn't there some egg related thing too?)
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16 Nov 2003, 22:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Another Crap thread
Yeah.
Franklin gave him a piece of industrial goop that glows, said it was an egg, in order to cheer the child up. Child proceeds to care for it.
Later on it's revealed that he knows it's goop, and he's just humouring the doctor.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:48
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Re: Another Crap thread
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I would like to see a picture of LHC's hair.
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I'm sure you would.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:50
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Yeah.
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16 Nov 2003, 22:51
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Re: Another Crap thread
I'm looking for a new MMORPG today, I looked over some horizons stuff earlier and it looked good, but I'm not sure its 'it'. It's such an annoying wait untill WoW comes out
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16 Nov 2003, 23:15
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Re: Another Crap thread
I watched enterprise
It was substantially less crap than 'marauders' on a few weeks ago.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:20
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Re: Another Crap thread
Earth And Beyond
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16 Nov 2003, 23:22
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Re: Another Crap thread
I walked out of the shop today reading a magazine, yet the security guard nor the alarm went off. How I love newsagents.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:23
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Re: Another Crap thread
enterprise series 3 is aces
ESPECIALLY twilight
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16 Nov 2003, 23:24
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Another Crap thread
Enterprise is entirely rubbish; so say the trekkies I know.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:28
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Re: Another Crap thread
Jakiri ate admiral's pie earlier this evening.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:29
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Re: Another Crap thread
On Wednesday I'm off to a fancy dress party as the builder from the village people.
We are struggling for the Cop/Macho Man/Navy Commander and the Military man though.
I repeat, I am not a faggot. This is just the greatest thing ever.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:31
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Re: Another Crap thread
MM's account hacked into for the day. 23 hours 18 minutes 34 seconds left until MM realises the days events and the hacking in by a leet noob.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:37
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
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MM's account hacked into for the day. 23 hours 18 minutes 34 seconds left until MM realises the days events and the hacking in by a leet noob.
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16 Nov 2003, 23:45
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Re: Another Crap thread
I was trying to theorize why today and yesterday, your humour level has been very high to me - I'm guessing I was wrong then, or you are indeed trying to cover the incident (ie: MM or the leet noob)
but then again I've been away from PA again for a few weeks and I've only browsed threads on GD over the last 2 days
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Re: Another Crap thread
ps
go download twilight and discuss
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17 Nov 2003, 01:50
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Re: Another Crap thread
There are a few young wealthy looking people with lap tops and flash cars gathering and the usually quiet motel across from my house. I have a sneaking suspicsion they are movers and shakers.
If they are i may go over their and pretend im a mover and/or shaker then destroy their meaningless capitalistic lives from within their own group.
Or i may just end up playing with their laptops.
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Re: Another Crap thread
I just cleaned my room
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17 Nov 2003, 10:54
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Re: Another Crap thread
i am at work and tired from a weekend of excess
also: i finally built a bed yesterday \o/
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17 Nov 2003, 16:02
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Re: Another Crap thread
in my attempt to shattwe your self-esteem to an all time low, roadrunner, beds are pissy easy to make - infact, a floor is already a bed, as are walls, books, and other flat objects such as <insert rude comment here>
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Re: Another Crap thread
I watched "Ocean's Eleven" (the new one with brad Pitt et al in it) last night and in it when Brad Pitt tries to get the old guy to join in on the con the old guy is all like "no i don't want to do it. I have a 2 storey duplex and WALL TO WALL ...".
The old guy carries on talking for a bit (just so you know that he doesn't die half way through a sentence).
Anyway i want to know what "wall to wall" is.
It was obviously a reference to his appartment.
The only thing i could figure it was was either floors or ceilings but i dont think that's what he meant.
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17 Nov 2003, 18:36
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Re: Another Crap thread
Wall to wall carpeting is the usual one.
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17 Nov 2003, 18:40
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Re: Another Crap thread
Why would having carpets in your house be such a BIG ****ING DEAL?
Don't Americans normally have carpets?
Are they all fags?
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17 Nov 2003, 19:39
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Another Crap thread
All the apartments I've been to see over here either have wall-to-wall carpet or laminate boards.
Maybe the actual reference is "wall-to-wall pussy", which is unlikely, but could be impressive.
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17 Nov 2003, 19:46
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Re: Another Crap thread
"I'm At Work, But All I'm Doing Is Surfing The Net!"
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17 Nov 2003, 20:04
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Re: Another Crap thread
it's being freaking cold for almost a month now. It's getting to the point that I can't feel my toes anymore. Some people would say maybe you should wear warmer shoes, but I would say that there is always a hope that today it will be warmer then it was yesterday, but its not happening, yet. What is up with that?
Amazing, that after when you had your birthday and you supposed to be in "that age" when you should be an example to someone, "a role model", you still feel childish at times and when you look at the mirror you look no older then a day before your birthday. When is the age start showing?
I'm thinking about getting a new "exotic" pet. Any suggestions?
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17 Nov 2003, 20:09
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
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I'm thinking about getting a new "exotic" pet. Any suggestions?
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"I'll be your dog"
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17 Nov 2003, 20:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Another Crap thread
Quote:
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"I'll be your dog"
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17 Nov 2003, 20:15
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Re: Another Crap thread
Talk like that can get you beaten up by some Essex boys.
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17 Nov 2003, 21:43
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Re: Another Crap thread
North b0ys fink Essex b0ys r puss0es
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Re: Another Crap thread
I just ate enough Ben and Jerries ice cream to make me feel sick.
Walked around, bought some sleeping tablets and hair gel at the late night pharmacy.
Attempting to straighten by neck to look less like a hunchback and nicer to the opposite sex.
Walked on some water escaping the dictatorship that is my fridge. Which was quite unpleasent.
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17 Nov 2003, 22:42
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Re: Another Crap thread
Ben & Jerries Cookie Dough = mmmmmm too tasty for you!
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Re: Another Crap thread
I've tried to locate a album today, but i did not find it, so i bought another one instead!
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Another Crap thread
I spoke to the wife back at home. She was drunk.
Her excuse 'I have to drink everything before I leave for the US'
That girl's learnt so much since she started going out with me, bless her *sniff*
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Re: Another Crap thread
I've just been to the theatre.
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