Relationship troubles? Not doing well at school? Just got fired? Here is the answer for all your lifes problems:
HarryPotterization.
You will in the course of 5 days read all books and then re-read the last two books whilst watching the movies in rapid succession. This will ensure you to believe that you exist in a completely different universe where magic is real and you are one of the characters from the books and visit a school of wichcraft and wizardry called hogwarts. You will start referring to any popular sport as quidditch, wonder why there aren't any house elves around to clean all your stuff up behind you and... wait a minute...
If you'll excuse me, I think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is near cause my head is hurting like mad.
Hasnt gotten me laid this evening. So its a from me.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
__________________ in my sig i write down all my previous co-ords and alliance positions as if they matter because I'm not important enough to be remembered by nickname alone.
Good point, but he's at the other end of Whitehall, the Owl would have to be flying pretty low, more liekly it would get shot by the trigger happy snipers on the roof.
Frankly, I'd want to avoid it being in his eyeline at all. He'll only chase after it, causing havoc and distruction 'ere he goes.