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2 Dec 2003, 18:11
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Born Sinful
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Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
...one of my mates whos on my course as well.
There we were, walking down probably the uni's longest coridoor (seriously, we're talking like 100s of meters) and she's nipping in front every time i open a door. So I make some comment about not being her personal door opener or something, which to MOST people would at least make them watch out for a bit.
So I push open both of the next double doors we come two, stop with my heel jamming the one she's heading towards, and am rewarded with a loud bang and "you sodding bastard!" as she walks head first into the glass panel.
It's fun to trick dippy people.
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2 Dec 2003, 18:36
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
That's just mean
You should be ashamed!
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2 Dec 2003, 19:16
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
So when are you going to have sex with her?
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2 Dec 2003, 19:30
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
silly moo
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2 Dec 2003, 19:32
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
she thought you were a gentleman and you shoved it in her face
go you \0/
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2 Dec 2003, 19:35
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banana
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
he's an asshole in hiding
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2 Dec 2003, 19:36
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnarak
she thought you were a gentleman and you shoved it in her face
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For some obscure reason after reading your comment i thought of one of my friends and an incident in which he "c0ck slapped" a girl who he felt was being a prick tease (ie she got him into bed and then "nothing" happened).
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2 Dec 2003, 19:38
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
OK why is "c0ck" censored but
- prick
- dick
- penis
not?
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2 Dec 2003, 19:39
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
For some obscure reason after reading your comment i thought of one of my friends and an incident in which he "c0ck slapped" a girl who he felt was being a prick tease (ie she got him into bed and then "nothing" happened).
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yeah i was gonna make some joke bout only shoving the door in her face when he should have used his prick instead
i assumed someone would though
<stealth edit>
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2 Dec 2003, 19:40
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
OK why is "c0ck" censored but
- prick
- dick
- penis
not?
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a c0ck is a type of bird
karm is a fag and so hates birds
this all makes sense until we realise that karm loves 'teh c0ck' which is where my theory falls apart :/
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2 Dec 2003, 19:44
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by Ragnarak
this all makes sense until we realise that karm loves 'teh c0ck' which is where my theory falls apart :/
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At least you tried and that's all that can be realistically expected.
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2 Dec 2003, 20:29
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Born Sinful
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by Ragnarak
she thought you were a gentleman and you shoved it in her face
go you \0/
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Gentleman?
Moi?
Anyway, she's known me long enough to realise that's about as likely as a soap herring.
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3 Dec 2003, 09:22
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cynic
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
please tell me you pointed and laughed
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3 Dec 2003, 11:15
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
oh if you did point and laugh I hope your uni security cams recorded it and the tapes can be uploaded.
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4 Dec 2003, 00:04
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Get Stuffed
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
as much as you would like to blame me Rag
i dislike there being any words in the censore.. as i thinks its a waste of space
blame jj
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4 Dec 2003, 02:33
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
hahahahahahahaha
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4 Dec 2003, 02:44
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Sub
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
WORST MOD EVER
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4 Dec 2003, 02:45
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Sub
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
How is "The Sol War: 2065 Part II" at all similiar to "Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to..." ??
(no, it doesn't take 'the' into account)
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4 Dec 2003, 03:03
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monkey on crack
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Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
award maybe? Anything other than that I have no idea.
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