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16 Nov 2003, 00:40
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Austin Powers
It's on (Channel 3) atm.
Anyways there is a line in it that always confuses me even (/especially) when it's said to me in a real life situation (ie some girl says it to me).
The line is:
Vanessa: "Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."
If there were only 2 people left on earth and "i" was one of them and the other was a girl then there would be no official Laws and no Government Law enforcement agencies so in effect the bigger of the two people would become the "Law enforcement agency" so basically whatever they said would "go".
What i'm trying to say in a roundabout way is that if there was only 2 people left on earth (me and a girl) then the girl wouldn't have much say in the situation and i dont understand why girls say something like the line i've quoted because they should realise this.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:44
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Re: Austin Powers
She could beat him up though.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:44
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Re: Austin Powers
Maybe she's assuming you're not a sex-mad maniac.
More fool her!
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16 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Re: Austin Powers
She will then wait till you are asleep and cut your bits off. That'll solve the problem.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Re: Austin Powers
That breaks down the objective though therefore it's stupid
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16 Nov 2003, 00:46
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Re: Austin Powers
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
She could beat him up though.
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Statistically unlikely.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:47
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Re: Austin Powers
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Statistically unlikely.
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Except you're a big pansy boy.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:48
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Re: Austin Powers
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Maybe she's assuming you're not a sex-mad maniac.
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I'm not a sex-mad maniac.
All i'm saying is that "her"* statement assumes "civilised" behaviour after civilisation has been destroyed.
I just think it's silly of "her" is all.
*generic "her" ... ie any woman who says/has said that line
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Re: Austin Powers
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Statistically unlikely.
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I'm sure some idiot would do a 30-page analysis proving you wrong.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:50
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Re: Austin Powers
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She will then wait till you are asleep and cut your bits off. That'll solve the problem.
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Obviously the woman would have to be tied up/imprisoned for most of the time (ie so that the guy can sleep ... go and get food without fear of the woman running off etc etc etc).
I reckon any guy who has thought about the situation has already come to that conclusion.
If not they're stupid.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:51
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Re: Austin Powers
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Except you're a big pansy boy.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:52
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Re: Austin Powers
But then, if youre the last 2 survivors on the planet, she has one hell of a lot of space to hide in. And you have to catch her in the first place before you can have her imprisioned.
And if youre that bad youd tie up the last woman on earth just for the sake of sex, you'd probably insist on untying her so she can do your cooking and cleaning too, giving her ample escape opportunities.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:52
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Re: Austin Powers
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Except you're a small pansy boy.
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Better?
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16 Nov 2003, 00:52
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Re: Austin Powers
Yahwe would say there is nothing wrong with big boys.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:55
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Re: Austin Powers
If that scenario ever became real the woman would be begging me for it.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:56
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Re: Austin Powers
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If that scenario ever became real the woman would be begging me for it.
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'Let me go'?
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16 Nov 2003, 00:58
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Re: Austin Powers
haha, I can almost hear her say it.
but yes.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:58
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Re: Austin Powers
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Originally Posted by Ebany
But then, if youre the last 2 survivors on the planet, she has one hell of a lot of space to hide in. And you have to catch her in the first place before you can have her imprisioned.
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I admit that that is a problem however i feel that with time and the correct motivation i could overcome it (just start looking in department stores first etc etc etc lolerz).
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Originally Posted by Ebany
And if youre that bad youd tie up the last woman on earth just for the sake of sex, you'd probably insist on untying her so she can do your cooking and cleaning too, giving her ample escape opportunities.
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I wouldn't be that stupid *tsk*.
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16 Nov 2003, 00:59
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Re: Austin Powers
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Better?
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16 Nov 2003, 01:01
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Re: Austin Powers
What if she lived in Borneo?
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16 Nov 2003, 01:03
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Re: Austin Powers
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Originally Posted by Dace
I'm not a sex-mad maniac.
All i'm saying is that "her"* statement assumes "civilised" behaviour after civilisation has been destroyed.
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If you can't act in a civilised manner after civilisation has been destroyed then that makes you a maniac.
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16 Nov 2003, 01:06
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Re: Austin Powers
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If you can't act in a civilised manner after civilisation has been destroyed then that makes you a maniac.
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I prefer the term "realist".
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16 Nov 2003, 01:59
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Re: Austin Powers
she could murder you and get away with it
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16 Nov 2003, 02:07
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Re: Austin Powers
You'd have to wait a few years before she's old enough to give birth anyway.
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16 Nov 2003, 11:20
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Re: Austin Powers
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Vanessa: "Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."
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I think they basically mean they would not voluntarily have sex with you. Obviously if you're fine with rape, you could do that at any point anyway.
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16 Nov 2003, 16:59
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Re: Austin Powers
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I prefer the term "realist".
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did you take some drugs just before posting this?
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16 Nov 2003, 17:39
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Re: Austin Powers
What if the last woman alive was a total skank.
or your mum...
would it still apply?
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16 Nov 2003, 19:33
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Re: Austin Powers
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If there were only 2 people left on earth and "i" was one of them and the other was a....
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"bigger guy than I"
now i'm guessing you'll come up with all sorts of reasons why you won't have sex with this other guy, like maybe you'll surprise him and kill him, or maybe he'll just never find you etc. in all cases, the woman could be saying the same things.
"...small laotian boy..."
i mean, statistically speaking the odds that the other person left on earth is a woman between the ages of 15-45 that can't beat you up and is at least decent looking aren't that great.
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16 Nov 2003, 21:13
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Re: Austin Powers
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Originally Posted by acropolis
i mean, statistically speaking the odds that the other person left on earth is a woman between the ages of 15-45 that can't beat you up and is at least decent looking aren't that great.
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In the scenario i descibe it is a reasonably attractive woman aged 15-45 as i know who the woman is (it's the woman who has said she wouldn't have sex with me if we were the last two people on earth etc ... it's not random. It's "decided").
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17 Nov 2003, 11:02
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Re: Austin Powers
also: dace, you really have too much free time if you can come up with this when you are bored
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Re: Austin Powers
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It's irrellevent anyway because you would need more than two people to continue the survival of the human race for more then a couple of generations and that's barring accidents and infertility.
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17 Nov 2003, 18:27
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Re: Austin Powers
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It's irrellevent anyway because you would need more than two people to continue the survival of the human race for more then a couple of generations and that's barring accidents and infertility.
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Cheetahs managed it (10k years ago or sommit).
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17 Nov 2003, 18:29
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Re: Austin Powers
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also: dace, you really have too much free time if you can come up with this when you are bored
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Ohhh i thought this up ages ago it's just that i'm mentioning it now because watching Austin Powers reminded me about it.
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17 Nov 2003, 18:30
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Re: Austin Powers
hay dace
if you were the last man and i was the last woman i'd do you
(now that doesn't sound much better now does it? :\)
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17 Nov 2003, 18:37
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Re: Austin Powers
HEY THANKS ARYN!
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Re: Austin Powers
shes a slut anyway
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