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12 Oct 2003, 20:11
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so f*cking zen
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That's ****ing it
It's my mums birthday tommorrow.
All day today however i have been on the receiving end of:
"Do this or you can forget about moving into the flat."
"Do that or you're not moving back in."
"Do the next thing or your room will be rented out to someone else."
ALL ****ING DAY!
As a result i had initially planned on not getting my mum a birthday present.
However that would cause waaaaay to much hassle for me (more shouting)
Im doing the next best thing.
Tommorrow my mum will be the proud owner of a 'Busted' album.
**** YOU MUM!
[/rant]
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12 Oct 2003, 20:11
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Henry Kelly
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Re: That's ****ing it
Blazing Squad.
Oooh, or S-Club Juniors!
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12 Oct 2003, 20:18
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
I picked 'Busted' as they were the worst i could think of off hand.
In addition to which my mum kinda likes Boyzone (dont even ****ing ask or mention it again) so i always have the "i thought you might like this too" excuse as it's boy bandish (i know she wont like it tho ... songs about fancying girls etc etc etc)
Blazing Squad has possibilities tho.
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12 Oct 2003, 20:21
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: That's ****ing it
Having you around is all the present she'll need
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12 Oct 2003, 20:30
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Re: That's ****ing it
Sounds like you did something that really pissed your mother off or your just an ****y arrogrant brat that showed no apperaction so shes pissed. Or she thinkgs you got her nothing, espically when you bastard ass is being let back in.
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12 Oct 2003, 20:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Sounds like you did something that really pissed your mother off or your just an ****y arrogrant brat that showed no apperaction so shes pissed. Or she thinkgs you got her nothing, espically when you bastard ass is being let back in.
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Alternatively my parents are ****s.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:41
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: That's ****ing it
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Originally Posted by Dace
Alternatively my parents are ****s.
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i know **** parents when i see them. In this case, you're the ****!
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12 Oct 2003, 22:44
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Re: That's ****ing it
Having read the thread a while ago about his parents and the apartment, I have to agree with Dace here.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:45
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Re: That's ****ing it
HAHAHA
Best.Revenge.EVER!
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12 Oct 2003, 22:52
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Having read the thread a while ago about his parents and the apartment, I have to agree with Dace here. :)
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12 Oct 2003, 22:55
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Re: That's ****ing it
seriously mate, your parents sound evil,therefore i fully endorse your revenge
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12 Oct 2003, 22:55
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mmm lambs
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Re: That's ****ing it
It is my mothers birthday tomorrow as well, still haven't bought anything as I have no idea wtf to get her :/ If you ask her all she will say is don't worry about it save your money I don't need anything.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:59
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Re: That's ****ing it
my mum's birthday was on the 3rd. I didn't get her a present, I didn't get her a card and I didn't say good birthday (until she forced me to). i lvie in the same house aswell, and it's not like I forgot. i just could not be arsed to buy anything. and why do you have to write "To X" , yOU have GIVEN them the card, they KNOW it is to them!!!111
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13 Oct 2003, 05:59
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Pretend Faggot
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Re: That's ****ing it
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Originally Posted by Bloomers III
my mum's birthday was on the 3rd. I didn't get her a present, I didn't get her a card and I didn't say good birthday (until she forced me to). i lvie in the same house aswell, and it's not like I forgot. i just could not be arsed to buy anything. and why do you have to write "To X" , yOU have GIVEN them the card, they KNOW it is to them!!!111
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"Happy birthday mum, oh and I bum men!"
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13 Oct 2003, 17:55
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
The 'Busted' album has been bought (just been into town).
A card was also purchased.
It was a difficult choice but i finally settled on:
(outside)
What Is a Mum?
A mum is love
without an end ...
She's the wisest teacher,
the truest friend,
A helpful hand,
a discerning eye,
The dearest heart
as time goes by.
And we'll never outgrow
her thoughtful care,
For her special love
is always there.
(inside)
For all the thoughtful things you say
and the special things you do,
This brings a wish for happiness
that's filled with love for you.
Happy Birthday
With Much Love
The card is like pink with a picture of a daisy on it.
:result:
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13 Oct 2003, 18:00
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
Oh yeah when i bought the album the guy at the counter goes:
"Do you want a bag?"
to which i replied
[Do i look like a Busted fan?]
OHHHHHHHH YES!
[/Do i look like a Busted fan?]
He then mentioned something about "i can understand you not wanting to be seen with that".
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13 Oct 2003, 18:35
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Condemned to RP
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Re: That's ****ing it
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived under water, lalalalala
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13 Oct 2003, 23:15
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Registered User
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Re: That's ****ing it
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
The 'Busted' album has been bought (just been into town).
A card was also purchased.
It was a difficult choice but i finally settled on:
(outside)
What Is a Mum?
A mum is love
without an end ...
She's the wisest teacher,
the truest friend,
A helpful hand,
a discerning eye,
The dearest heart
as time goes by.
And we'll never outgrow
her thoughtful care,
For her special love
is always there.
(inside)
For all the thoughtful things you say
and the special things you do,
This brings a wish for happiness
that's filled with love for you.
Happy Birthday
With Much Love
The card is like pink with a picture of a daisy on it.
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14 Oct 2003, 10:09
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Motherfracker
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Re: That's ****ing it
Dace, I can see where the love in you
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14 Oct 2003, 10:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: That's ****ing it
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Dace, I can see where the love in you
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14 Oct 2003, 10:20
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Motherfracker
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Re: That's ****ing it
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
That's because you put it there.
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14 Oct 2003, 10:27
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Henry Kelly
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Re: That's ****ing it
Pubes.
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14 Oct 2003, 14:10
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Banned
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Re: That's ****ing it
make her a apple pie
add cyanide
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14 Oct 2003, 17:44
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so f*cking zen
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Re: That's ****ing it
Things got worse last night.
This however is the last i am going to talk about it.
:forumsrejoice:
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14 Oct 2003, 17:52
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Next goal wins!
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Re: That's ****ing it
awww
that was one of the most interesting stories for weeks
good luck anyway.
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14 Oct 2003, 21:48
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cynic
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Re: That's ****ing it
nightmare mate, always with the family troubles
there again, that is why i olny speak to a few select members of my family nowadays
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