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28 Jan 2005, 11:29
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Do you have a gay in the office?
Do you have a gay in the office, or your school, or anywhere else you frequent?
I've got one here in my office and just recently he has been joining me and my macho manly pal and the girls on breaks and I notice that whenever he is around, the subject always turns to gayness.
To be honest, Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are and dont really want to have our free time hijacked by gayness.
I've noticed that this isnt an isolated incident either. In my last office a guy outed himself and from then on all he talked about was his gayness. Its like they have to push it in peoples faces 24/7.
Go on, call me a homophobe, but dont you think its all a bit unnecessary?
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28 Jan 2005, 11:30
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
I live with a homosexualist. Also Giles.
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28 Jan 2005, 11:36
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
Maybe it's your attractiveness ? They're probably all trying to turn you gay as well afterall I hear all gay men fancy all other men
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Originally Posted by CrashTester
Do you have a gay in the office, or your school, or anywhere else you frequent?
I've got one here in my office and just recently he has been joining me and my macho manly pal and the girls on breaks and I notice that whenever he is around, the subject always turns to gayness.
To be honest, Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are and dont really want to have our free time hijacked by gayness.
I've noticed that this isnt an isolated incident either. In my last office a guy outed himself and from then on all he talked about was his gayness. Its like they have to push it in peoples faces 24/7.
Go on, call me a homophobe, but dont you think its all a bit unnecessary?
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By talking with your mate about the dirty girls in the office you are throwing your rampant heterosexuality in his nicely moisturised face.
Is he the only gay in the office ?
~Vaio~
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28 Jan 2005, 11:37
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
Did you just extrapolate from two anecdotal experiences to a universal? That's some level of inductive reasoning you've got there. Seriously though, have you considered talking to the guy in question about it? Or alternatively just ignoring him and talking to your "macho manly pal" about whatever.
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28 Jan 2005, 11:48
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Did you just extrapolate from two anecdotal experiences to a universal? That's some level of inductive reasoning you've got there. Seriously though, have you considered talking to the guy in question about it? Or alternatively just ignoring him and talking to your "macho manly pal" about whatever.
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To be fair, the topic of dinner conversation often turns to Roger's anus.
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28 Jan 2005, 11:49
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
Do you wear your dressing gown to dinner?
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28 Jan 2005, 11:50
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Do you wear your dressing gown to dinner?
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28 Jan 2005, 11:50
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Originally Posted by Vaio
By talking with your mate about the dirty girls in the office you are throwing your rampant heterosexuality in his nicely moisturised face.
Is he the only gay in the office ?
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May I highlight the part where I said we speak in code; Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are.
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28 Jan 2005, 11:51
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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To be fair, the topic of dinner conversation often turns to Roger's anus.
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So it really isnt just me and my macho manly pal who notice this?
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28 Jan 2005, 11:54
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
Maybe we can have a pogrom against homosexuals? I'll bring the fire!
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28 Jan 2005, 11:57
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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May I highlight the part where I said we speak in code; Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are.
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Hey, that Judy, she has great liquid container devices that have been used throughout history for various things of that type, frequently being alcoholic beverages, such as in Ancient Rome and Greece, although there is undoubtably evidence of them being used beforehand by earlier civilizations for similar purposes, indeed, it can be assumed that, as they are so straightforward a creation, they had been used ever since the early earthenware workings.
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28 Jan 2005, 11:58
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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So it really isnt just me and my macho manly pal who notice this?
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It's not Roger's fault.
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28 Jan 2005, 12:00
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Maybe we can have a pogrom against homosexuals? I'll bring the fire!
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No, no, best not start with them just yet, lets just concentrate on the jews for now.
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28 Jan 2005, 12:01
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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No, no, best not start with them just yet, lets just concentrate on the jews for now.
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I thought it was socially proper to gas jews, not burn them
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28 Jan 2005, 12:02
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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No, no, best not start with them just yet, lets just concentrate on the jews for now.
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You crossed the line
Edit: And now mark just urinated on the line
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28 Jan 2005, 12:05
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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28 Jan 2005, 12:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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And now mark just urinated on the line
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I'm fighting the good fight.
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You are correct but gas is getting expensive.
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28 Jan 2005, 13:02
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
I barely ever talk about homosexuality with the gay people I know.
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28 Jan 2005, 13:53
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
roger is quite funny, and is one of the few people i know who can outdrink me completely
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28 Jan 2005, 13:58
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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roger is quite funny, and is one of the few people i know who can outdrink me completely
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28 Jan 2005, 14:11
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
yeah, but you are twice the size of us, its not really that surprising really
anyway, i defy you to drink as much vodka and rum as i did last time in such a short time and be any more coherent than i was
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Its like they have to push it in peoples faces 24/7.
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Think of it this way: Better his gayness in your face than his cock, no?
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28 Jan 2005, 14:57
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Think of it this way: Better his gayness in your face than his cock, no?
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28 Jan 2005, 15:16
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
my housemate is gay but he doesnt know it
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28 Jan 2005, 15:34
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Originally Posted by CrashTester
Do you have a gay in the office, or your school, or anywhere else you frequent?
I've got one here in my office and just recently he has been joining me and my macho manly pal and the girls on breaks and I notice that whenever he is around, the subject always turns to gayness.
To be honest, Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are and dont really want to have our free time hijacked by gayness.
I've noticed that this isnt an isolated incident either. In my last office a guy outed himself and from then on all he talked about was his gayness. Its like they have to push it in peoples faces 24/7.
Go on, call me a homophobe, but dont you think its all a bit unnecessary?
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28 Jan 2005, 16:26
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Is that because your mouth's full?
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Nah, I don't like talking to people when I can't see their face.
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28 Jan 2005, 17:00
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Do you have a gay in the office, or your school, or anywhere else you frequent?
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there used to be one, i busted his ****ing head open with a baseball bat
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28 Jan 2005, 17:48
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
There are two here. One is the office-boy (or is it office-gay?) the other is one of the other programmers, but we aren't all that sure if he's gay, if he knows if he's gay or if he was raised by his grandmother and didn't had any proper masculine figure on his childhood...
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28 Jan 2005, 18:05
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
I am worried that I may have spoken to one of those so called 'homosexuals' before :eek:
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28 Jan 2005, 18:11
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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I think the fact that you post on here and IRC casts a certain amount of doubt on that statement.
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Haven't been on IRC for over 2 and a half years.
And this isn't talking.
BTW was that counter-counter-sarcasm?
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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May I highlight the part where I said we speak in code; Im happy taking to my mate in secret code about how lovely/buxtom/dirty the other girls in the office are.
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What MrL said, don't forget, puffs' are not stupid (although the whole dick up their arse thing is a bit daft)
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28 Jan 2005, 18:22
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
I work with a homosexual.
Doesn't bother me, we talk about non-sexual things.
Generally, when people out themselves they talk about it a lot, and act quite camp.
As society has generally been telling them thus far that it's wrong.
It's retaliation.
I think there's a '**** you i'm gay, and i don't care if you don't like it' period.
But I find homosexuals who find it necessary to tell everyone a bit boreish. Because I just don't care if they are or not.
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28 Jan 2005, 18:41
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
I used to but he was hiding it as he is a muslim. When he left some other co-worker who knows him outside work couldn't keep it to herself and started talking around.
It was quite obvious though.
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28 Jan 2005, 18:48
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I used to but he was hiding it as he is a muslim. When he left some other co-worker who knows him outside work couldn't keep it to herself and started talking around.
It was quite obvious though.
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Ah, now theres a thing. Whats worse, being gay or muslim?? I wouldnt tell my dad I was either but to be both is damn hard luck!
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28 Jan 2005, 18:53
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
is there something wrong with admitting your a muslim Crash?
also i dont mind people who i work with being gay, just as long as they dont bring it in my face
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28 Jan 2005, 18:55
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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What MrL said, don't forget, puffs' are not stupid (although the whole dick up their arse thing is a bit daft)
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It's all about the prostate stimulation, or so I hear.
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
"I have prejucides about gay people. I think, if somebody says to me "I've got gay friends" and all that, but if somebody says to me "Oh, I went out to dinner, everybody else was gay", I think, you know, 'Big deal', but I will also immediately get loads of images in my mind of loads of tall guys with floppy fringes carving thin slices of swan, bursting into tears because the pudding looks so beautiful."
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28 Jan 2005, 19:11
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
They are just looking for somewhere to shove their dicks.
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28 Jan 2005, 20:08
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Originally Posted by sniborp
also i dont mind people who i work with being gay, just as long as they dont bring it on my face
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Fixed
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28 Jan 2005, 20:27
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
We have 417 people on 3 floors in the office. I think that means statistically , we have about 30 or 40 of them. The only one thats publicly gay is the guy who works on my team. Genuine guy, no issue, doesnt flaunt it, very funny as well.
Unlike the last place i worked, where the guy had a habit of coming in on Monday and telling us what he had done over the weekend (you havent felt nearly as ill as i was when he started telling us about his threesome , and being spitroasted.)
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28 Jan 2005, 20:38
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Fixed
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i said 'in' right?
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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It's all about the prostate stimulation, or so I hear.
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Ah, I had a chinese doctor do that to me a couple of months ago. It must be an acquired taste.
Not for me.
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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i said 'in' right?
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Give tha' man a cokeenut.
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28 Jan 2005, 21:35
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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Give tha' man a cokeenut.
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is a cokeenut a cross between a drink of coke and a nut or what?
plus i didnt get what you meant..
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28 Jan 2005, 21:41
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
There are at least three gay people at my office, although one of those has been a friend of mine for 10 years or so.
He talks about being a faggot quite a lot. It's probably quite important to him, especially because of the way people react.
I'm fine with him discussing being gay as long as he doesn't mind me making inappropriate comments every time a fifteen year old girl in a short skirt walks past on the street.
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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...but I will also immediately get loads of images in my mind of loads of tall guys with floppy fringes carving thin slices of swan, bursting into tears because the pudding looks so beautiful."
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I get that image when I think of MarilynManson, but in the singular.
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
this thread has started me seriously wondering if yahwee is camp :/
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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I get that image when I think of MarilynManson, but in the singular.
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well, think again, MM is quite menacing really
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Re: Do you have a gay in the office?
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this thread has started me seriously wondering if yahwee is camp :/
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i'm not camp.
i sleep with men though.
and i have one fewer e in my name.
this thead is as covert a form of homophobia as "i like asians but they smell of curry" would be covert racism.
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