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10 Jun 2004, 23:34
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so f*cking zen
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Nightmare ****ing Scenario
I'm at home (in the flat).
I've had a bad day.
I had 3 pint cans of stella (through 2 of them now).
My sister has had a party type thing (hence my drinking ... i cant stand so much noise/people in my flat ... my PERSONAL space etc).
There is a shit load of vodka left over.
I dont have football tomorrow.
I can get drunk tonight.
I WANT to get drunk tonight.
There is about 50mls of pepsi left.
GOD ****ING HATES ME!
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10 Jun 2004, 23:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
No other mixer btw other than:
- milk
- dilutent juice
Neither of which is suitable.
Well for a person of my refined taste :rolleyes:
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10 Jun 2004, 23:41
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
how old is your sister?
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10 Jun 2004, 23:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
That kind of question aint gonna improve my mood dude.
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10 Jun 2004, 23:45
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Is she fit?
I remember Kura remarking he'd bang it on many a netmeet.
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10 Jun 2004, 23:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
18 btw.
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10 Jun 2004, 23:49
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Obligatory "drink it straight"* post
* So many jokes...
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10 Jun 2004, 23:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
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So many bad memories ;'(((((((((
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10 Jun 2004, 23:59
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Mixing drinks is for paedos.
oh wait...
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11 Jun 2004, 00:00
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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So many bad memories ;'(((((((((
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Are you pissed off or not?
Go get ****in shit faced, drink your problems away and make a tit of yourself and post it on GD 2moro.
This is what I intend to do 2moro, well without the tit of myself bit!
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11 Jun 2004, 00:02
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
your options
1. don't get drunk
2. drink it neat, with water or something from your restricted selection of other mixers.
3. make one really big first drink with the 50ml pepsi, in the hope that when it takes effect, you'll be less choosy.
4. obtain (eg buy from a garage, borrow from a friend/neighbour) something more suitable.
4b. many fast food delivery services sell pepsi.
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11 Jun 2004, 00:05
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
drink it straight you fag.
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11 Jun 2004, 00:17
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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Originally Posted by 1-X
4. obtain (eg buy from a garage, borrow from a friend/neighbour) something more suitable.
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Now that is a good idea.
GOD BLESS GLASGOW!
lo 2 24 hour shops within 5 minutes walk \o/
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11 Jun 2004, 00:19
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Although the whole walking aspect is pretty shit.
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11 Jun 2004, 00:23
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
drink all the vodka straight and then teach me how to play poker (we can use real money).
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11 Jun 2004, 00:40
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Seriously nod buy a book on the subject (it will be better than what i say cause ill just be repeating what the book says but not as clearly etc).
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11 Jun 2004, 00:49
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
snort the vodka
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11 Jun 2004, 01:17
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Am I the only person who interpretated this thread name as "nightmare scenario during intercourse"?
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11 Jun 2004, 01:19
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Probably.
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11 Jun 2004, 02:04
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Dace's sister is 'pretty' if i remember rightly.
Clearly the plan here is to mix the vodka with milk
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11 Jun 2004, 02:16
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Anyway the better question is now.
Dace has an 18 year old sister.
Would you hit it?
Perhaps in my younger days, when she was about 4-5 years younger rite?
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
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11 Jun 2004, 02:28
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Anyway the better question is now.
Dace has an 18 year old sister.
Would you hit it?
Perhaps in my younger days, when she was about 4-5 years younger rite?
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11 Jun 2004, 09:29
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Dace's sister is 'pretty' if i remember rightly.
Clearly the plan here is to mix the vodka with milk
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11 Jun 2004, 09:32
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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milk is bad
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11 Jun 2004, 09:32
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Clerk
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
hahaha Dace can't drink vodka straight.
How appropriate.
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11 Jun 2004, 12:35
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Vodka is for women and russians anyway. Its filth, why would you drink it when there are so many better drinks?
And another thing. Pepsi? Who the hell drinks pepsi? Coke or bust.
Dace, dace, dace
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11 Jun 2004, 14:51
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
vodka is fantastic
i drink loads of it straight if i feel like just getting pissed or im about to go on a night out.
and its cheap!
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11 Jun 2004, 15:10
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
vodka + milk is horrid
vodka + milk + kahlua is wonderful. and gay as a well-dressed Randian.
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11 Jun 2004, 15:35
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
Originally Posted by acropolis
vodka + milk is horrid
vodka + milk + kahlua is wonderful. and gay as a well-dressed Randian.
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
If I'm aiming to get trashed on a drink that forces me to contort my face on each swig, I'll go for white cider any day of the week.
I'm actually sitting next to my old friend* Frosty Jack at the moment. £3 for 3 litres? Ding dong!
*nemesis
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11 Jun 2004, 15:55
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Clerk
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
White Cider is a drink for tramps, punks and teenage girls.
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11 Jun 2004, 15:58
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
For my friend's 19th birthday, a limo was hired and several key guests (of whom I am not included, apparently) travelled with birthday boy round our great city of Liverpool. Generally you'd expect champagne in the limo and general arsing about.
But the people who had hired the limo only bought the two bottles for about 12 of them.
They ended up drinking Frosty Jack out of champagne flutes. Hot damn if they don't know a good time.
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
white beers!
and grolsch
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11 Jun 2004, 16:25
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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Yeah cause Vodka is the drink of kings. Its not like its the shittest most repulsive bilge that females seem to enjoy.
Where i am, only girls drink vodka out of choice in pubs. Also, whatever lager you drink is fine - so long as it isnt Tennents. Pisswater. Its strange, some parts of the country its considered a delicacy, some parts its rightly known as wankjuice.
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11 Jun 2004, 16:29
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Deffeh only drinks Bitter 'cause any other drink clashes with his mood.
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11 Jun 2004, 16:46
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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Yeah cause Vodka is the drink of kings.
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Vodka is absolutley disgusting. But it's cheap and it gets you drunk. Its taste isn't as pronounced as most other spirits (I drink whiskey sometimes, but if I'm drinking spirits it's because I want to forget reality, not because I want to experience the smooth taste or whatever).
I personally find all alcohol completley repulsive to taste. I don't drink beer because it ****s with my teeth, and I feel physically sick after Cider because of many bad experiences when I was about 15.
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
well, i agree with you mostly. Theres no point keeping up any pretense that we drink alcohol for its "smooth refreshing nature". **** it, you go out to get hammered. Even a couple of pints does a little bit of damage, which is enough.
Vodka though, vodka is absolutely horrific. I think its taste is pronounced more than others, despite the myths of it being "virtually tasteless". If i have even one vodka coke at night, in the morning, my coke tastes of vodka. Its a lingering taste that haunts me, the smell of it is just vile. Also it was more vodka that was my 13-15 year old bad experiences with. Cider is my drink of choice just now, no bad effects apart from the cider shits in the morning. Has to be strongbow though. Blackthorn is repulsive filth, White lightening and Omega are crimes against humanity.
Actually, a point ive been meaning to make that wasnt worth a thread. I take it (in the UK at least) everyone has noticed that the sizeable majority of pubs only do either Strongbow or Blackthorn on tap.
For me thats the first sign of a reputable or disreputable pub. Its like, you know that other brand of chocolate that wasnt Wonka's in Charlie in the chocolate factory? Kinda gives off a seedy atmosphere similar to that. Walk in and go "oh shit its a blackthorn pub better leave". I mean, who the **** prefers blackthorn to strongbow? Idiots, thats who
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11 Jun 2004, 17:10
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
expensive vodka can be nice, even straight
but yes, most is ****ing horrible
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11 Jun 2004, 17:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
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expensive vodka can be nice, even straight
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lo Grey Goose.
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11 Jun 2004, 17:27
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Drinking vodka instead of wine in Russian restaurants was not only fking cool (it's important to toast when you drink, no toast = bad manners and 10 years in a gulag) but was also very refreshing and I got surprisingly un-drunk considering the half litre or so I drank with one meal.
BUT, you have to drink the right kind of vodka, AND, it has to be COLD, REAL COLD.
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11 Jun 2004, 17:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
As cold as Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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11 Jun 2004, 17:59
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
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drink it straight you fag.
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quit being a pussy
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11 Jun 2004, 18:05
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Quote:
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As cold as Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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COLDER
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11 Jun 2004, 18:32
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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lo Grey Goose.
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my mate is giving me a bottle of something he says is even nicer than grey goose, but i cant remember the name
i will save you some for when you come to the housewarming
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11 Jun 2004, 22:34
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
gg rr
When is the housewarming btw (do you have a date set yet)?
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
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When is the housewarming btw (do you have a date set yet)?
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Are we all invited?
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
The vodka of kings
Drink it straight, too, fag.
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
yeah, anyone who wants to come is invited, looking at august at the moment, as that is going to be the next time i have any money
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
Will there be dancing girls/boys?
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12 Jun 2004, 23:42
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Re: Nightmare ****ing Scenario
I hate you all!
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