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19 Jan 2004, 23:30
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Henry Kelly
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Decide.
**** it, the forums aren't going to get any shitter for one more of these things.
Wednesday I have an exam. In all likelihood I'll have left the exam hall by about 11am, which is when the pubs open. Now I had this beautiful plan for the day that went something like this:
Take exam -> Get slaughtered
which on the face of it sounds just perfect. However, I've just been asked by a friend if I'll help her out with the Java assignment on Wed afternoon. She's going home on Thursday so can't accept my help then, and isn't back until Monday morning. The assignment's due in at 4 on Monday.
So, do I help out a friend in need and relinquish my drinking (they're trying to get me to go to the 'cinema' afterwards instead of go drinking), or do I get off my tits with a couple of mates and fall down a lot?
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19 Jan 2004, 23:32
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Decide.
How does helping her first disable you from going drinking afterwards?
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19 Jan 2004, 23:35
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Decide.
Because by 'helping her' she means 'walking her through it step by step'. And that will take 'some considerable time' given that the assignment is ****ing huge. She also insists that I go the cinema with her that night as compensation. Either I go there and don't drink, or I go out and try and find the people who're meant to be getting faced with me who will already be off their tits.
I'll feel left out, I'll cry.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:41
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Re: Decide.
Drink while explaining her the stuff.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:46
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Decide.
I can't, it'll involve being in the public labs and since food and drink is not permitted I'm not sure they'll approve of my going in with a cooler box of Budvar.
Plus the 'drinking for the sake of it' was only part of the reason; there were going to be others with me too thus making it socially acceptable.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Decide.
Pabs , you wont get any from her anyway. Keep up the Scouse tradition and get roaring drunk before stealing a car and crashing it 5 minutes later into a chip shop.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:57
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Decide.
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Pabs , you wont get any from her anyway. Keep up the Scouse tradition and get roaring drunk before stealing a car and crashing it 5 minutes later into a chip shop.
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That made me lol.
1 each for today then kura.
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20 Jan 2004, 00:01
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Decide.
If
{Help=Sex
Then Help=True
Else
PISH!
}
Or something.
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20 Jan 2004, 00:02
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Decide.
be 'nice' and 'help' her
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20 Jan 2004, 00:10
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Decide.
Quote:
Originally Posted by at0mic.c0w
be 'nice' and 'help' her
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lmao!
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20 Jan 2004, 00:14
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Lurker
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Decide.
Help her. you can get drunk the next day, if that's your "bag"
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20 Jan 2004, 00:18
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Decide.
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
I can't, it'll involve being in the public labs and since food and drink is not permitted I'm not sure they'll approve of my going in with a cooler box of Budvar.
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People actually drink Budvar by choice?! I thought it was only served when ppl ask for Bud and then get that and go fk it, cba complainin!
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20 Jan 2004, 00:27
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Decide.
If people prefer Bud over Budvar they have a serious tongual* dysfunction.
*It's a word you freaks
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20 Jan 2004, 00:35
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Decide.
Help her, it's laying the groundwork.
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20 Jan 2004, 00:39
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Banned
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Re: Decide.
It's really quite simple:
Code:
if( (girl==fit) && (girl==!totalbitch) ) {
help += couple_of_hours
if(helping_her == increased_chance_of_sexual_intercourse)
help = as_long_as_it_takes
else
goto_pub()
}
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20 Jan 2004, 00:45
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wild one
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Re: Decide.
The above is what I meant, in a more 'syntaxually correct' way :/
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20 Jan 2004, 01:00
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Miles Teg
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Re: Decide.
just say that you can help her but promised to go out with mates during the night so a cinema visit is a nono.
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20 Jan 2004, 01:12
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Decide.
I have decided.
**** her, she can do her own damned Java, I'm getting hammered.
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20 Jan 2004, 01:39
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Anal Crumb
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Re: Decide.
she is trying to shag you you know. Work cinema snog shag dsrink home
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20 Jan 2004, 01:51
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Re: Decide.
Yeah Yeah GET SHITFACED MAN!!
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20 Jan 2004, 02:01
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Re: Decide.
But like helping people give you the oppotunity to make more friends.
unless she's taking computery advantage of you.
then **** her.
then **** her.
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20 Jan 2004, 02:12
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Decide.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
I have decided.
**** her, she can do her own damned Java, I'm getting hammered.
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Spoken like a true Scouser.
PUB GOLF PABBEH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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20 Jan 2004, 02:21
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Decide.
Quote:
Originally Posted by deerbarn
she is trying to shag you you know. Work cinema snog shag dsrink home
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'Work cinema home' will be her thinking. She's 'up early' in the morning and 'can't come for a drink with me' but hopes I have a good time anyway.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Spoken like a true Scouser.
PUB GOLF PABBEH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
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Sure. I'll take a camera.
Edit: 5,000th post. I'm taking a week off from posting, see you the 27th of Jan.
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20 Jan 2004, 03:56
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Decide.
You chose wisely padawan!
btw Skiddy your 3 comics are funnier than all of Kura's combined.
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20 Jan 2004, 04:39
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Decide.
Why is it that she cant do her own java?
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20 Jan 2004, 06:12
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NEWSBOT
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Re: Decide.
because 99% of women cant do java.
true story.
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