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13 Feb 2004, 10:34
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King of The Fat Boys
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He's alive! Alive!
I've been thinking, I want some extra cash (not because I need it, I'm just a greedy bastard) and I was thinking about those experiments you hear about where they use regular people off the street as guinea pigs. eg you walk around for a month with an antenna stuck to your brain and then they pay you for it.
Any idea where I could go for this? Or have you heard any horror stories where people have been turned into disfigured mutants because of some new drug they've taken?
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13 Feb 2004, 11:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
You're after my robot bee!
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13 Feb 2004, 11:09
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
They've got waffle in em!
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13 Feb 2004, 11:21
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Visit Huntingdon Life Sciences.
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13 Feb 2004, 11:42
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Visit Huntingdon Life Sciences.
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Is that anywhere near London? I can do London. West side preferably
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13 Feb 2004, 11:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Is that anywhere near London? I can do London. West side preferably
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Astonishingly, it's near Huntingdon.
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13 Feb 2004, 11:47
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Astonishingly, it's near Huntingdon.
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Which is near London?
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13 Feb 2004, 11:49
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Banned
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
There are many (or one, i forget) places in London.
Friends of mine have done it a couple of times, when they needed money for food.
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13 Feb 2004, 11:54
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
John Major was MP for Huntingdon, and so was Cromwell for a time.
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13 Feb 2004, 11:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
John Major was MP for Huntingdon, and so was Cromwell for a time.
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Spoken: The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" tall at the end of it ... because of ...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England
Puritan
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
September
Was at first
Only
MP for Huntingdon
But then
He led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor
In 1644 and won
Then he founded the new model army
And praise be, beat the Cavaliers at Naisby
And the King fled up North, like a bat to the Scots.
Spoken: But under the terms of John Pimm's solemn league and covenant, the Scots handed King Charles I over to ...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England
And his warts
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
September
But alas
Oy Vay!
Disagreement then broke out
Between
The Presbyterian Parliament
And the Military who meant
To have an independent bent.
And so ...
The 2nd Civil War broke out
And the Roundhead ranks
Faced the Cavaliers at Preston banks
And the King lost again, silly thing
Stupid git
Spoken: And Cromwell sent Colonel Pride to purge the House of Commons of the Presbyterian Royalists, leaving behind only the Rump Parliament ...
Which appointed a High Court at Westminster Hall
To indict Charles I for ... Tyranny
Ooohhh!
Charles was sentenced to death
Even though he refused to accept
That the court had ... Jurisdiction
Say goodbye to his head.
Poor King Charles laid his head on the block
(Spoken) January 1649
Down came the axe, and ...
Spoken: In the silence that followed, the only sound that could be heard was a solitary giggle, from ...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England
Ole
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
September
Then he smashed
Ireland
Set up the Commonwealth
And more
He crushed the Scots at Worcester
And beat the Dutch at sea
In 1653 and then
He dissolved the Rump Parliament
And with Lambert's consent
Wrote the instrument of Government
Under which Oliver was Protector at last
The End.
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13 Feb 2004, 11:59
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Made of Twigs
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Do you not have to be an animal to be used by Huntingdon Life Sciences?
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13 Feb 2004, 12:00
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by Stew
Do you not have to be an animal to be used by Huntingdon Life Sciences?
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They'd experiment on Mother Theresa's corpse. They aren't particularly discriminating.
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13 Feb 2004, 12:39
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Lurker
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
But under the terms of John Pimm's solemn league and covenant
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It's spelt Pym, iirc.
Also, you missed the "chop" sound and crowd reaction at the beheading part.
Yeah, I'm sad, I know.
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13 Feb 2004, 12:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Copied and Pasted, you buffoon. I wasn't going to write all of it out.
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13 Feb 2004, 13:28
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Lurker
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Pah. Then you should have ensured it was from a reliable source.
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13 Feb 2004, 13:37
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
You are about as liberal and unsophisticated in your use of internet material as No. 10, Mark. Next thing you'll be dragging up a post by Sunday from three years ago and using it as a justification for beating up Nodrog.
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13 Feb 2004, 13:41
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You are about as liberal and unsophisticated in your use of internet material as No. 10, Mark. Next thing you'll be dragging up a post by Sunday from three years ago and using it as a justification for beating up Nodrog.
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Since when was a monty python song 'Internet Material'?
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13 Feb 2004, 13:47
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Since when was a monty python song 'Internet Material'?
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If it's your own material then it merely compounds the error. Shame!
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13 Feb 2004, 13:56
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a little bit broken
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Also I'm doing this experiment where I ahve to hang around an office environment every day pretending to work and each month they give me £1000.
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you dont get paid much
how do you afford to live?
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13 Feb 2004, 13:58
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
you dont get paid much
how do you afford to live?
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'Cardboard City.'
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13 Feb 2004, 14:04
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Gone
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Sell SbOlly. I would.
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13 Feb 2004, 14:27
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
If you don't need the money why would you do this? It could be very bad for your health and you're just going to risk that for beer money? I was looking into donating my eggs, but I got a job now so I'm very relieved that I don't have to do that.
Anyways, if you go to university check out the psych department. Sometimes you can blah blah blah about your life in exchange for money and you don't run the risk of growing a tail.
In the US you get about 20 bucks for donating your sperm. Maybe they have that in the UK.
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13 Feb 2004, 14:45
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cynic
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
you dont get paid much
how do you afford to live?
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damn you i only make £800 a month
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13 Feb 2004, 14:48
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
The North's pretty cheap, except durham. A house just down from us is on the market for £300,000.
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13 Feb 2004, 14:48
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicole
If you don't need the money why would you do this? It could be very bad for your health and you're just going to risk that for beer money? I was looking into donating my eggs, but I got a job now so I'm very relieved that I don't have to do that.
Anyways, if you go to university check out the psych department. Sometimes you can blah blah blah about your life in exchange for money and you don't run the risk of growing a tail.
In the US you get about 20 bucks for donating your sperm. Maybe they have that in the UK.
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Me and the gf were just talking about your eggs last night.
How much would of donating your eggs got you anyway?
Anyway he should go hang out in hyde park with a hankerchief in his top jacket pocket.
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13 Feb 2004, 14:48
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cynic
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
yeah, so its not as if i have to pay london prices, but madi doesnt live in london either
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13 Feb 2004, 15:39
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Lord Denning
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Which is near London?
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It's in Cambridgeshire.
Which is odd, because you'd expect it to be in Huntingdonshire.
(Cambridge is about an hour from King's Cross.)
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Quote:
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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13 Feb 2004, 15:48
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Yeah, if Huntingdonshire existed you inbred ****.
I'm at a clients site. I'm very bored and waiting patiently for MacOSX to install itself, so I thought I'd come say Hi.
Hi.
That is all.
Actually, on topic, you get £10 in Newcastle for donating sperm - adverts for this can be found in the back of many university mag's etc...
I had an injection this morning that cost me £20. What a rip off, like I'm ever going to get Menningicoccal C (or whatever).
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13 Feb 2004, 15:52
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Lord Denning
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
Yeah, if Huntingdonshire existed you inbred ****.
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Huntingdonshire's between Cambridgeshire, Northamptonshire and Bedfordshire.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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13 Feb 2004, 15:53
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wild one
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Sorry
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13 Feb 2004, 19:47
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
damn you i only make £800 a month
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thats shocking
get bloody qualified or something boy
(my next job is in the 22k grade and in a about three years of some varied experience i shall be looking at jumping up to a managment position at about 35
isnt that what this career lark is all about?)
you know i am job hunting atm
there was an information post that required library experience paying 16 - 22K which you could have gotten
i shall begin forwarding you job adverts
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13 Feb 2004, 20:04
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Maybe you get money for donating blood, i think you do in norway.
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13 Feb 2004, 20:42
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
You don't here, so no point in that
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13 Feb 2004, 20:44
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Clerk
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by madi
thats shocking
get bloody qualified or something boy
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How old are you madi?
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14 Feb 2004, 18:29
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cynic
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
thats shocking
get bloody qualified or something boy
(my next job is in the 22k grade and in a about three years of some varied experience i shall be looking at jumping up to a managment position at about 35
isnt that what this career lark is all about?)
you know i am job hunting atm
there was an information post that required library experience paying 16 - 22K which you could have gotten
i shall begin forwarding you job adverts
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yes please
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14 Feb 2004, 19:10
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
How old are you madi?
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21?
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14 Feb 2004, 19:11
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
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Originally Posted by madi
21?
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Lies make baby jesus cry?
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14 Feb 2004, 21:45
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cynic
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Re: He's alive! Alive!
oh, and i would love to get qualified, but my employer wont actually send me on any decent training courses, cos they are bastards
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