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Unread 20 Dec 2005, 00:41   #1
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A Couple of Jokes I Just Heard
A Frenchman was walking down a lonely beach when he sees a totally naked woman laying on the beach with her legs spread open.

As any good Frenchman would he rips off his pants and begins having sex with her.

After a moment another woman comes along with a police officer.

The horrified woman cries out, "You beast! I just went to get help for this poor woman. Didn't you realize she is dead?"

"No," replied the Frenchman. "I just thought she was English."



The ugliest man in the world comes into his neighborhood pub with a giant smile on his face and an air of satisfaction in his demeanor.

"Why, JohnnyBGood (I'm sorry that just happens to be his name in the joke), you seem very much pleased with yourself this evening."

"Well, I just had the most incredible experienc," JBG replied. "I was walking to the pub when I came upon some poor woman who had been tied to the railroad track. I untied her and got her off of the track. Then I had sex with her in every position you could name for several hours."

"Was she pretty?" the bartender asked.

"I don't know," JBG replied, "I never found her head."
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Re: A Couple of Jokes I Just Heard
The second one is older than time itself.
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Re: A Couple of Jokes I Just Heard
It was in fact the motivation behind the invention of the train.
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Re: A Couple of Jokes I Just Heard
I don't know which is worse, necrophelia or anglophelia. ;|
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Re: A Couple of Jokes I Just Heard
I think necrophilia and anglophilia would be worse that necrophelia and anglophelia to be perfectly honest, but thats just me!
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