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4 Aug 2004, 23:12
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,489
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Get your JUICE today!
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R3: LegioN (came #32) || R4: BlueTuba
R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
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4 Aug 2004, 23:15
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
Shouldnt you have given us a referral ID or Affiliate ID?
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4 Aug 2004, 23:15
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
Sites that show me the same content-free page no matter what non-"join us" link I press count as being among the shittest things on the planet.
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4 Aug 2004, 23:19
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
Quote:
Originally Posted by sayonara
Sites that show me the same content-free page no matter what non-"join us" link I press count as being among the shittest things on the planet.
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"Join us, and we will tell you what a wonderful product we are. If you dont, we wont tell you what it is we are selling. And if you do, youre going on a mailing list"
Well this ranks as one of the all time shittest websites in history.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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4 Aug 2004, 23:32
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,489
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
I forgot to mention all of the following is false:
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JUICE is the solution for millions of Internet users who are frustrated by having a slow Internet connection and is the ONLY real alternative to Broadband. JUICE offers a revolutionary and unique internet service to anyone who wants to experience it, world wide and for FREE.
JUICE is 4 times quicker than broadband and 40 times faster than dial-up however, the best thing is it's totally FREE and available via any telephone line worldwide.
It is revolutionising the way millions of people are connecting to the Internet. It is unique and takes 1 minute to install and is very easy to use.
No more Internet bills or call charges, ever again.
All you need is a telephone line to get JUICE broadband for FREE.
Don't compare this service with any other similar sounding one. JUICE offer a revolutionary, unique service that does not reduce the quality of the pages you surf whilst giving you a blistering 2MB (2000kbps) connection for FREE.
This is better than broadband. It's faster and cheaper than broadband and it's totally 100% FREE.
If you are currently paying for ADSL/Broadband or for call charges via dial-up then JUICE is definitely for you. You can cancel your existing broadband connection and use JUICE without paying the standard monthly rental or call charges on dial-up. JUICE is the only FREE for all service.
That's right you don't have to pay for broadband any longer! It's FREE.
Upgrade your existing slower ADSL/Broadband or dial-up to a blistering 2MB for FREE and keep your existing email address.
If you would like to give away JUICE broadband and earn either £27GBP, $48USD, $64AUSD, 39Euro or $74NZD per client, click here.
This offer is open to Internet users world wide. Wherever you live, you can now get a JUICE broadband connection without paying for it.
All you need is a telephone line.
* No wires. No engineers. No need to alter your PC and No CHARGES!
JUICE is a software download which utilises a unique 23 patent approved compression technology that increases your existing Internet connection speed to way past faster than broadband.
State-of-the-art data compression, byte stream and ultimate data burst technology now guarantees every Internet user an unbelievable lightening connection speed of 2MB.
It'll SAVE YOU money. It takes 25 seconds to join and a moment to connect.
JUICE is:
* Easy to install and very simple to use
* Available anywhere in the world
* Works with your existing ISP
* A software download so there is NO need for new hardware
* FOUR times the speed of normal broadband
* Compatible with any type of phone line
* Works with any PC or MAC of the lowest specification believable
* Compatible with old 9,600kbps modems upwards to the most modern
* Guaranteed to provide a minimum of 2MB and that's SUPER FAST
* Coming very soon worldwide………………………
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R3: LegioN (came #32) || R4: BlueTuba
R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
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R52-R55: Apprime
R56-R57: FaceLess
R58-60: Apprime/Ultores
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4 Aug 2004, 23:40
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
I think Npower might have a thing or too to say about these people using their registered brandname in a less than legitimate way.
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4 Aug 2004, 23:56
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
"Don't miss this opportunity. This is like the internet starting all over again, but with you at the top of the money tree."
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5 Aug 2004, 02:29
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,442
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
When something looks like a polished turd, it usually is.
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5 Aug 2004, 02:44
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
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Re: Get your JUICE today!
Is this egyptian in nature?
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