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Billy No Brains · 26 Jun 2004, 19:15

How many gays do you think it would take to beat 100 Ninjas in a fight???

JC · 26 Jun 2004, 19:17

One.

Zharkov · 26 Jun 2004, 19:18

Six.

JonnyBGood · 26 Jun 2004, 19:19

Squiggle.

Billy No Brains · 26 Jun 2004, 19:19

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Originally Posted by JC

One.

One???

I'm not talking about Super Gays, just regular gays. No way could just one regular gay beat a hundred Ninjas in a fight, imho.

Hicks · 26 Jun 2004, 19:20

One super gay ninja.

NEWSBOT3 · 26 Jun 2004, 19:22

i see the ****wit is back.

**** of sword, your shit.

Deffeh · 26 Jun 2004, 19:24

one hundred and one.

Evergreen · 26 Jun 2004, 19:24

SPELAPPEEEE

(no less shit than JJ when drunk).

JC · 26 Jun 2004, 19:25

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Originally Posted by Billy No Brains

One???

I'm not talking about Super Gays, just regular gays. No way could just one regular gay beat a hundred Ninjas in a fight, imho.

I gave my gay a machine gun.

1-X · 26 Jun 2004, 19:30

if the gays are unarmed and have no fighting skills, and the ninjas have swords, then I'd say 700.

Kurashima · 26 Jun 2004, 19:35

I reckon 250 if one of them is Dale Winton, motivating this troops by telling them that if they dont kill a ninja , they have to have a threesome with him and Graham Norton.

Vaio · 26 Jun 2004, 19:52

What does it matter ?

It would be televised on Sky One and most of the country wont see it !

~Vaio~

Kurashima · 26 Jun 2004, 19:57

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Originally Posted by Vaio

What does it matter ?

It would be televised on Sky One and most of the country wont see it !

~Vaio~

"Tonight , Ninja's v Gays LIVE from the Houses of Parliament"

Cmon , everyone KNOWS that half of MP's are closet homo's , and at least a dozen must be trained Ninja's

Vaio · 26 Jun 2004, 19:59

Claire Short is a ninja

~Vaio~

Kurashima · 26 Jun 2004, 20:00

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Originally Posted by Vaio

Claire Short is a ninja

~Vaio~

Robin Cook is DEFINETELY a ninja.

Billy No Brains · 26 Jun 2004, 20:01

No machine guns, no super gays, no politics about TV, and definately NO DALE WINTON.

So far, I think 1-X is about the closest. Most gays are unarmed and have weak fighting skills where as all Ninjas have swords and I'm presuming that some of the gays would pick up the swords dropped by Ninjas killed in the early scuffles and use them on the Ninjas, but I think 700 gays is a bit on the low side.

Kurashima · 26 Jun 2004, 20:07

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Originally Posted by Billy No Brains

No machine guns, no super gays, no politics about TV, and definately NO DALE WINTON.

So far, I think 1-X is about the closest. Most gays are unarmed and have weak fighting skills where as all Ninjas have swords and I'm presuming that some of the gays would pick up the swords dropped by Ninjas killed in the early scuffles and use them on the Ninjas, but I think 700 gays is a bit on the low side.

Thats a bit crap and stereotypical. Your average person is likely to have weak fighting skills in comparison to a Ninja, and with 700 people, youre likely to have at least half a dozen or more from the military, with enough organisational and fighting skills to lead the others.

You need to stick to "Gay Facts" for this argument Sword, else its going to lose its credibility.

Ste · 26 Jun 2004, 20:09

how many of the ninjas are gay?

Kurashima · 26 Jun 2004, 20:13

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Originally Posted by Ste

how many of the ninjas are gay?

Are you suggesting a wrestling style "heel turn" where a dozen gay ninjas attack from the back and slaughter their colleagues.

Vaio · 26 Jun 2004, 20:14

That's a good point. They would have to fight themselves

~Vaio~

Evergreen · 26 Jun 2004, 21:55

I know a gay ninja

Well actually he's a black belt in tae kwan do

Well which isn't really a martial art of sorts cause it's totally suxor compared to every other one you could learn I MEAN IT IS JUST ABOUT HOW TO BREAK HORSES LEGS IN VERY OLD WARFARE.

Ste · 26 Jun 2004, 22:20

hmm, I actually know a gay martial arts guy, he does Kung Fu, Karate, Aikido, Ju Jitsu and Kick Boxing.
in fact he's competing in some big competition as part of the european team in something or other...

This adds a whole new edge to the original question.

Tomkat · 27 Jun 2004, 00:10

Why do the ninjas get to be armed but the gays not? Surely thats very unfair.

Boogster · 27 Jun 2004, 00:13

1 gay could simply invoke the spirit of Freddie Mercury. We all know he is the champion.

sayonara · 27 Jun 2004, 01:20

I do Wing Chun and it's the gayest martial art there is.

I could be a double agent \o/

KraKto$is8 · 27 Jun 2004, 23:47

Ninjas do ninjitsu. Not Wing Chun or Taekwondo, you fools.

And everyone knows most ninjas are gay... or at the least bi.

Kurashima · 27 Jun 2004, 23:47

I cant believe this thread is still here. Paging a Nazi Mod to pointless thread #2846423

Deepflow · 27 Jun 2004, 23:54

i heard bruce lee was gay.

Evergreen · 28 Jun 2004, 00:24

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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8

Ninjas do ninjitsu. Not Wing Chun or Taekwondo, you fools.

And everyone knows most ninjas are gay... or at the least bi.

My Gf does ninjitsu.

She's the bi

AMAGAD!!!

Dead_Meat · 28 Jun 2004, 06:43

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Originally Posted by Evergreen

She's the bi

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Whole of GD

I bet she wasn't before she met you.

LOLOSTEAKANDCHIPSALOLAMFGSPELALPELEE

iKwak · 28 Jun 2004, 07:18

LOL! Japanese or American ninjas?

Evergreen · 28 Jun 2004, 08:15

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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

senile ramblings

Yah she was lesbian before I met her.

Dark-Strider · 28 Jun 2004, 12:35

i would say 10 gays on each ninja.

of if theyre "Marco" gays then just 1 on 1.
as marco could make them submit with is awfully high voice.

IncubusGod · 28 Jun 2004, 12:54

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Originally Posted by Evergreen

Yah she was lesbian before I met her.

Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.

Dark-Strider · 28 Jun 2004, 13:21

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.

rofl

vampire_lestat · 28 Jun 2004, 17:02

i'd say 6 unarmed straight guys per ninja, 8 unarmed gay guys 'cos most of them are gd posters and thus shot sighted from exessive computer usage.

Kurashima · 28 Jun 2004, 18:04

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.

LOLLYROFFLESTEAKANDKIDNEYPIEBMAOTOMATO

Evergreen · 28 Jun 2004, 23:34

She does fondle my chest a lot.

Kurashima · 28 Jun 2004, 23:54

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Originally Posted by Evergreen

She does fondle my chest a lot.

Yep

When you left, Renfrew lost one of its few 38 DD's

There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth

Radical Edward · 29 Jun 2004, 07:45

assuming an average per ninja kill rate of five per second, and ignoring the difficulties posed by the piles of dead bodies, I suggest that a well trained ninja might be able to fight solidly for some 24 hours. 24*60*60*5*700 = total gays killed.

Weeks · 29 Jun 2004, 12:12

Sword youve brighten the forums up again!
<3

Deepflow · 29 Jun 2004, 14:56

no one can fight solidly for 24 hours, ninja or not. and 5 per second is equally stupid.

and the gays would get some too, just not as fast.

Dante Hicks · 29 Jun 2004, 15:22

Are these gays which have been hardened via prison sodomisation, or nancy boy gays?

Even if I was a ninja I don't think I'd like to take on some of the guys in Oz (the HBO series, not the Wizard), and they're always into bum sex.

queball · 29 Jun 2004, 15:43

Skiddy could take em all on.

MrPeach · 29 Jun 2004, 15:48

Well it would be a similar question to ask how many 5 year olds does it take to beat up a man. No matter how many there are, they just wont hurt the man because they are too feeble, as are gays (in this context which I have assumed).

(Got your exam results yet queball?)