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19 May 2004, 23:47
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so f*cking zen
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"It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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19 May 2004, 23:48
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wild one
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
That's why you were wearing a suit then...
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19 May 2004, 23:48
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Clerk
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
I'm not sure why they're making such a big deal out of the fact he's a teacher. If he was a primary school teacher than obviously there wouldn't be any 14 year olds in his class/school.
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19 May 2004, 23:49
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
looks like a shit newspaper.
story is ace
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Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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19 May 2004, 23:50
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dace
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My old PE Teacher was Called Iain Davidson.
He was a ****ing Psycho. Smoked 40 a day and could still run 800 metres in under 2 minutes 30.
Used to "motivate" us for things by breaking something. (Playing Football? then why not watch as he kicks a training cone at a window. Playing Rugby? Why not watch as he tackles the dummy for you, nearly snapping it in half).
Scary
As
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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19 May 2004, 23:53
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Clerk
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
"Indecent behaviour" is a really ace name for a crime.
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19 May 2004, 23:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I'm not sure why they're making such a big deal out of the fact he's a teacher. If he was a primary school teacher than obviously there wouldn't be any 14 year olds in his class/school.
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The girls aren't obviously the smartest so maybe they were kept back???!!!
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19 May 2004, 23:59
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dace
The girls aren't obviously the smartest so maybe they were kept back???!!!
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Stupid Girls & Alcohol usually equals sexual antics.
Dace, get an account with the local haddows and offer to buy them drink and fags. You know it makes more sense than hanging around the school.
Less conspicuous too.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 May 2004, 00:04
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Stupid Girls & Alcohol usually equals sexual antics.
Dace, get an account with the local haddows and offer to buy them drink and fags. You know it makes more sense than hanging around the school.
Less conspicuous too.
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So how do i go about propositioning* underage girls then?
Is there a specific technique?
Or do you just have to wait in the generally vicinity of an offy and the girls come to you?
*booze for head etc
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20 May 2004, 00:14
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dace
So how do i go about propositioning* underage girls then?
Is there a specific technique?
Or do you just have to wait in the generally vicinity of an offy and the girls come to you?
*booze for head etc
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Yep
Basically , dress like a chav , have enough cash on you to buy cheap booze and fags, but not enough to get mugged for, and hang around Haddows or the local corner shop between 6 and 9 at night. Theyll show up, offer you everything from a sucked cock to a quick shag if you buy them 20 B&H or a bottle of Thunderbird.
*WARNING*
Only works in Deprived areas. So itll work in Sighthill , but not in Milngavie , ok?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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20 May 2004, 00:19
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
I like the fact that Primary Schools in Scotland have 14 year olds in them.
Says wonders for the average intellect up there. Down in intelligent England, primary school finishes at about 6.
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20 May 2004, 00:24
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
*WARNING*
Only works in Deprived areas. So itll work in Sighthill , but not in Milngavie , ok?
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Thanks for the advice.
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20 May 2004, 00:25
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I like the fact that Primary Schools in Scotland have 14 year olds in them.
Says wonders for the average intellect up there. Down in intelligent England, primary school finishes at about 6.
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Alternatively they weren't still attending primary school.
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20 May 2004, 00:25
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I like the fact that Primary Schools in Scotland have 14 year olds in them.
Says wonders for the average intellect up there. Down in intelligent England, primary school finishes at about 6.
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Primary School finishes at 10-11 UK Wide.
This unfortunately says quite a bit about the DM Intellect fading rapidly as the Alzheimers kicks in.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 May 2004, 00:27
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
I was making logical connections between the ages of the girls in question and the fact he was a primary teacher to come up with a witticism I found amusing that perhaps the girls were actually his pupils, and not just some dirty scottish slappers who'd get their kit off for the merest sniff at a can of shandy.
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20 May 2004, 00:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
You don't get shandy in a can.
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20 May 2004, 00:29
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
Besides, when I were a lad, Primary school finished when I was about 6.
Shows you hoiw thick kids are today, that I was being taught stuff at 5 that 10 year olds get taught today.
KIDS THESE DAYS EH? / WASN'T LIKE THIS WHEN I WERE A LAD / I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WAS FIELDS / ETC.
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Dead_Meat
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20 May 2004, 00:31
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Henry Kelly
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
You remember shit because you're old and your brains have turned to molestation
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20 May 2004, 00:35
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
U R mistaken.
Dace has turned to molestation because he won't allow himself to get any
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20 May 2004, 00:36
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Henry Kelly
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
Paging <Insert PA slut here> to
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20 May 2004, 00:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
U R mistaken.
Dace has turned to molestation because he won't allow himself to get any
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"You don't find molestation. Molestation finds you!"
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20 May 2004, 00:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dace
"You don't find molestation. Molestation finds you!"
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Molestation is not a career choice, its a LIFESTYLE
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 May 2004, 01:34
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:alpha:
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
I'm training to be a teacher next year.
Rockin'.
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20 May 2004, 01:38
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Dace
You don't get shandy in a can.
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http://www.bakera.fsnet.co.uk/shandy_evidence.htm
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20 May 2004, 01:46
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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PHOTOSHOP!
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20 May 2004, 01:47
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I'm training to be a teacher next year.
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Teaching what?
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20 May 2004, 01:53
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dazed and confused
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
you get shandy in cans you pleb, its normally cruddy stuff with 'not more than 0.5% volume' but its still shandy
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20 May 2004, 01:54
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:alpha:
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
ICT...
Providing I pass my degree. It's funny, I don't really know that much about IT.
You can be my classroom assistant Dace.
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20 May 2004, 01:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
You can be my classroom assistant Dace.
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Chimp in a suit alert.
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20 May 2004, 01:59
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Angry Young Man
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
jackpot
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20 May 2004, 11:34
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Rawr rawr
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Only works in Deprived areas. So itll work in Sighthill , but not in Milngavie , ok?
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I've been to Milngavie on holiday many years ago. It looked deprived compared to the Netherlands tho.
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20 May 2004, 12:02
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Shai Halud
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Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
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Originally Posted by TheBerk
you get shandy in cans you pleb, its normally cruddy stuff with 'not more than 0.5% volume' but its still shandy
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From Bass iirc (well, in the UK. No idea what crazy drinks other countries have.)
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