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Unread 17 Feb 2005, 23:24   #51
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Re: Jesus Christ was tortured and died because of you! Yes, you!
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and why do they choose GD?
Most posts here. This was also posted on AD and PD, so I guess he found the three forums with most activity (posts) and posted the crap.
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Unread 17 Feb 2005, 23:43   #52
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Re: Jesus Christ was tortured and died because of you! Yes, you!
this was also an AOL guy.

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Unread 17 Feb 2005, 23:49   #53
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Re: Jesus Christ was tortured and died because of you! Yes, you!
As far as im aware i wasnt even born when Jesus died so i cant have committed any sins for which he had to die for.
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Unread 18 Feb 2005, 00:00   #54
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As far as im aware i wasnt even born when Jesus died so i cant have committed any sins for which he had to die for.
reincarnation, you committed sins in a former life.
If I know one thing about christianity it's that they believe in reincarnation. And bumsex.
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I didn't die.
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Unread 18 Feb 2005, 10:02   #56
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Unread 18 Feb 2005, 13:14   #57
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Do you accept his beliefs in historical events in the Bible, such as Jesus claiming to be god? Or is that true for him and not for others?
I accept that Jesus claimed to be God, and I respect that he has faith on that.

What I ask is respect that I think differently.
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Knocking on your door and pestering you about religion has reached the digital age.
Never let it be said these wankers don't keep up with the latest ways to piss people off on their self righteous quest.
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JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS


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Maybe you should copy him and get yourself killed!



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jesus is actually mexican - his more known as jesus h. christ or hesus h. christo - his full name is JESUS HERNANDEZ CHRIST
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For you to state that it is a paradox, you impose the limits on God of his being bound by time. A God bound by time is not God.
I don't have a problem with that.

Does anyone have a problem with that?
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Jesus Christ was tortured and died because of you! Yes, you!

The Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)

Let's see if you have ever "sinned." We will do so by looking briefly at the Ten Commandments. Have you ever told a lie? If you have, then you are a liar. Have you ever stolen something (value is irrelevant)? Then you are a thief. Jesus said if you look with lust, you have committed adultery in your heart. If you hate, then you have committed murder in your heart. Have you loved God above all else? Have you made a 'god' to suit yourself (having your own beliefs about God)? Have you used God's name to curse, kept the Sabbath holy, honored your parents, or been greedy? Judge yourself--have you broken the Ten Commandments? Knowing that God has seen your thought-life, and every deed done in darkness, will you be innocent or guilty on Judgment Day? You know you will be guilty. So, will you end up in heaven or hell? Don't look to God's "goodness" to save you from hell. If God is good, He will punish murderers, rapists, thieves and liars. He is so righteous, He will punish all sin.

The Bible also says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5 : 8 )

The only thing you can do to be saved from His wrath, is to repent (feel remorse or be sorry for sinning) and put your faith in the Savior, Jesus Christ. When He died on the Cross, He took the punishment for our sins. He stepped into the Courtroom and paid the fine for us. Then He rose from the dead, defeating death.

This passage explains how to be saved, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)

You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open your heart to Jesus and pray the sinner's prayer out loud.

Sinner's Prayer

(Say out loud) "God, I know that I am a sinner. I believe that the Lord Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins; I believe that He was raised from the dead. I here and now accept Him as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for forgiving my sins and giving me eternal life."

If you prayed the prayer and meant it, God heard you and has come into you. He has saved you and has given you a new life, because you've been born again and your name is written in the lamb's book of life. You are now a born again believer and a Christian son or daughter of God and you will spend eternity in heaven. Welcome to the family of God.

I highly recommend the movie The Passion of the Christ. The most realistic depiction of Jesus of Nazareth EVER! The film is done tastefully and creatively but its realism is oftentimes horrifying because of the tortures Jesus endured. The purpose is to show the extent of the sacrifice willingly made by the Son of God. You'll be forever changed after watching this movie. You can click here to get it or go to bookschristian.com/refer/ThePassionoftheChrist/PRODUCT=134733

You can find other great Christian products at the links below.
click here or go to musichristian.com/refer/jesusislord/index.html
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Am I the only person who finds Jesus as he is traditionally depicted to be sexy?

The man was the original gay icon.

No wait a minute, that was Alexander the Great.

But Jesus is still up there.
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