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30 Jul 2004, 11:39
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what can make you not taste properly?
at the moment, chocolate and biscuits taste a bit like lemon juice and toothpaste tastes like soap
this isnt a one off or brand problem as i have just tested again with new purchases
any ideas what is wrong with my mouth?
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30 Jul 2004, 11:40
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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any ideas what is wrong with my mouth?
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Maybe it has AIDS.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:41
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
I keep tasting blood in my mouth. I think my saliva is misbehaving.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:43
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
Madi, my cousin had the same problem so she went to the doctor. Turns out she was pregnant. I'd get that checked out if I was you.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:46
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a little bit broken
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
i cant have babies and havent had any sex since my last period so not pregnant
dont have aids was tested when going through all the fertility stuff when i found out all my tubes are buggered
only taste blood when flossing with too much vigour
i think perhaps my brain might be broken
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30 Jul 2004, 11:47
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Madi, my cousin had the same problem so she went to the doctor. Turns out she was pregnant.
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She didn't realise that she was pregnant before that?
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30 Jul 2004, 11:54
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
madi this is very said and I hope you get better
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30 Jul 2004, 11:55
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
She didn't realise that she was pregnant before that?
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I hear it can take several months before noticing.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:56
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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She didn't realise that she was pregnant before that?
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She wasn't too bright. She was complaining of not feeling right for a few days and her taste buds were fked just like Madi said. Then the doc did a pregnancy test and bingo!
So...I'm all out of ideas Madi. Maybe you should develop a taste for lemon juice and soap.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:57
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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I hear it can take several months before noticing.
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I always thought that having an unsheathed penis enter your vagina was a fairly immediate indication that you were going to become pregnant at some point soon.
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30 Jul 2004, 11:58
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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i cant have babies
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ihavent had any sex since my last period
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Originally Posted by madi
i found out all my tubes are buggered
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:(
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30 Jul 2004, 12:33
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
Hm, this is sad.
Maybe do some experiments?
Can you taste pure salt, sugar, pepper, a lemon, tea, and hmmmmm...
Aren't there only 4 kinds of "real tastes" anyway that your tongue can distinguish between?
I think they're "salty, sweet, sour and bitter".
The rest is done indirectly by your nose (i.e. if it's vanilla or strawberry or whatever).
What if you try to stay away from all "strong tastes" for a day, i.e. only drink water, eat plain bread maybe?
I made the experience that eating an apple after drinking peppermint tea is quite shit and fcks up your taste for a bit. But I assume you didn't drink peppermint tea :-/
Maybe your toothpaste was too strong and killed some "good bacteria" in your mouth? I've heard something like that.
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30 Jul 2004, 12:35
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Shai Halud
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I keep tasting blood in my mouth. I think my saliva is misbehaving.
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That's not good, you want to get that checked before you get the gingivitis.
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30 Jul 2004, 12:51
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
have you smoked or inhaled any illegal substances?
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30 Jul 2004, 13:44
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
I'm surprised no-one's made the stop sucking so much cock post.
Tbh sounds like you might have the early stages of mouth/oral cancer. Any ulcerations or things that don't quite look normal with your tongue?
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30 Jul 2004, 14:15
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
i'd go to the doctor
ps posting in a girl thread on the internet lol [/nodrog]
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30 Jul 2004, 14:20
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
pills tend to do that to me, for a day or so afterwards.
has madi been bad?
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30 Jul 2004, 14:43
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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has madi been bad?
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If she has i hope she took photos.
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30 Jul 2004, 14:44
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
So, we have diagnosiseseses ranging from pregnancy, AIDS, gingivitis and cancer.
Don't give up the day jobs (no offence students) Dr-wannabees.
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30 Jul 2004, 14:45
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
I'm pretty sure my AIDS guess was correct*.
*madi just doesnt want to become a pariah tho by addmitting she got "the disease"
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30 Jul 2004, 14:50
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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You like Bukkake too much hon.
And Gargling is just showing off
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30 Jul 2004, 15:18
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
So, we have diagnosiseseses ranging from pregnancy, AIDS, gingivitis and cancer.
Don't give up the day jobs (no offence students) Dr-wannabees.
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Actually the gingivitis one was for MM. In all likelihood if his gums have been bleeding recently, that's what he's got/getting. It's common and easily dealt with.
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30 Jul 2004, 16:07
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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So, we have diagnosiseseses ranging from pregnancy, AIDS, gingivitis and cancer.
Don't give up the day jobs (no offence students) Dr-wannabees.
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DM - Dead Meat
DM - Diagnosis Murder
THERES A CONNECTION HERE FOLKS. THE MAIN CHARACTER IN DIAGNOSIS MURDER IS ALSO SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
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30 Jul 2004, 16:18
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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DM - Dead Meat
DM - Diagnosis Murder
THERES A CONNECTION HERE FOLKS. THE MAIN CHARACTER IN DIAGNOSIS MURDER IS ALSO SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
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That may be an old joke, but its the first time I heard it, POTW yo
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30 Jul 2004, 17:38
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
Lack of sleep (We are talking 24 hours + here) seems to make everything taste like cardboard and soap.
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31 Jul 2004, 01:41
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
I brush my tongue.
I have once accidentally done this too hard then subsequently Listerine'd my mouth to **** resulting in about three quarters of my taste sensations being ****ed sideways for about a week. Though this mightn't help at all, I did just use Listerine as a verb and so can call this a small victory regardless.
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31 Jul 2004, 08:33
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
I had this when I smoked flavoured tobacco. It persisted for ages.
But you might also have a mouth infection of some kind.
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31 Jul 2004, 19:42
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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DM - Dead Meat
DM - Diagnosis Murder
THERES A CONNECTION HERE FOLKS. THE MAIN CHARACTER IN DIAGNOSIS MURDER IS ALSO SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
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THERE's A CONNECTION HERE TOO GUYS
KURA - KURASHIMA
KURA - MAORI STORY ABOUT SHORT-ARSE ELVES
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31 Jul 2004, 19:53
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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In this thread, DM Claims "Teh Win"
The irony that i am at this time, wearing a Maori pendant, is not lost on me.
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31 Jul 2004, 21:23
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Re: what can make you not taste properly?
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The irony that i am at this time, wearing a Maori pendant, is not lost on me.
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and nothing else? ;'((((((((((
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