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Unread 24 Mar 2003, 12:38   #1
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3 Nasty Wishes

OK, say you come across a magic lamp and all that and after rubbing it you get a Genie pop out who tells you that you can have 3 wishes but they must be nasty wishes. The wishes must be used to negative effect, ie, i wished *that person* was dead, etc?

You cant not take the wishes because he says that if they are not used after 7 days he will curse you with bad luck until they are all gone? Your wishes will not affect the Genie, btw.

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OK, say you come across a magic lamp and all that and after rubbing it you get a Genie pop out who tells you that you can have 3 wishes but they must be nasty wishes. The wishes must be used to negative effect, ie, i wished *that person* was dead, etc?

You cant not take the wishes because he says that if they are not used after 7 days he will curse you with bad luck until they are all gone? Your wishes will not affect the Genie, btw.

Go for it.
1 - I wish Jenson Button would beat up Jacques Villeneuve for being such an arse

2 - I wish Cheri Booths face would stick when she is 'smiling' so she can scare children

3 - I wish Michael Barrymore's arse would explode live on TV during Strike It Lucky

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I wish this genie was dead.
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1) That I had a trillion more wishes that I could use for the rest of my life without getting bad luck
2) That those said wishes could be used for good reasons too
3) For an apple pie
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1) That I had a trillion more wishes that I could use for the rest of my life without getting bad luck
2) That those said wishes could be used for good reasons too
3) For an apple pie
The Genie just laughs at you and gives you AIDS. You still have 3 wishes.

EDIT: On reading that, make that 2 wishes if its a MCDonalds Apple Pie
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1. That i become king of all mankind, forever.
2. That Bush accidentaly fires a nuclear missile the wrong way, and hits Texas instead of China.
3. That i live forever (be imortal) and still be king of all mankind!
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1. Finnish grammar to become a compulsory subject in schools everywhere

2. Swedes to become subjects of bad jokes globally

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1) a global war that makes mankind destroy itself, just to be prooven right.
2) no more wishes
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1. For everyone in the world to feel suicidally depressed forever (but never do anything about it).
2. For all children to have an infantile disorder, ten times more disfiguring and painful than any existing disorder.
3. For everyone to have facial and throat sores that bleed painfully whenever the person gets close to smiling or laughing.
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1. For everyone in the world to feel suicidally depressed forever (but never do anything about it).
2. For all children to have an infantile disorder, ten times more disfiguring and painful than any existing disorder.
3. For everyone to have facial and throat sores that bleed painfully whenever the person gets close to smiling or laughing.
you wish everyone to become French ?
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1 Ryan Duff would be castrated (he's just this guy, you know?)
2 Gillian Wright's tits would grow so large that she couldn't walk (Thats the best one)
3 Maxis would go bankrupt
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1. All ginger people would go bald (granted that's doing them a favour ;/ ).
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3- All postcounts reset to 0.

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1. President Bush gets a brain.
2. ALL heroin is laced with excessive amounts of rat poison.
3. Colin Powell HAS to pronounce his name as Colin as opposed to Cohlin.
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