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24 Mar 2003, 12:38
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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3 Nasty Wishes
OK, say you come across a magic lamp and all that and after rubbing it you get a Genie pop out who tells you that you can have 3 wishes but they must be nasty wishes. The wishes must be used to negative effect, ie, i wished *that person* was dead, etc?
You cant not take the wishes because he says that if they are not used after 7 days he will curse you with bad luck until they are all gone? Your wishes will not affect the Genie, btw.
Go for it.
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24 Mar 2003, 12:43
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Re: 3 Nasty Wishes
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Originally posted by CrashTester
OK, say you come across a magic lamp and all that and after rubbing it you get a Genie pop out who tells you that you can have 3 wishes but they must be nasty wishes. The wishes must be used to negative effect, ie, i wished *that person* was dead, etc?
You cant not take the wishes because he says that if they are not used after 7 days he will curse you with bad luck until they are all gone? Your wishes will not affect the Genie, btw.
Go for it.
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1 - I wish Jenson Button would beat up Jacques Villeneuve for being such an arse
2 - I wish Cheri Booths face would stick when she is 'smiling' so she can scare children
3 - I wish Michael Barrymore's arse would explode live on TV during Strike It Lucky
Vaio
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24 Mar 2003, 13:55
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Registered User
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I wish this genie was dead.
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24 Mar 2003, 14:05
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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1) Nobody ever managed to twist their mind enough to conceive of nihilism as a worthwhile goal.
2) Marx upon rereading his manifesto had realised how hilarious it was, had thrown the manuscript in the bin and had done slightly more useful.
3) Nod never found the internet.
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24 Mar 2003, 14:31
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Evil comedy value
1 ) The United States struck by a wave of terrorists attacks killing thousands of innocent civilians, after which Saddam or Osama goes on telly and shout screaming 'TOLD YOU SO!'
2 ) Chinese People's Army getting AIDS
3 ) Total domination of any human.
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24 Mar 2003, 14:34
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Banned
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Location: The 1970's
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1) That I had a trillion more wishes that I could use for the rest of my life without getting bad luck
2) That those said wishes could be used for good reasons too
3) For an apple pie
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24 Mar 2003, 15:04
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sub
1) That I had a trillion more wishes that I could use for the rest of my life without getting bad luck
2) That those said wishes could be used for good reasons too
3) For an apple pie
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The Genie just laughs at you and gives you AIDS. You still have 3 wishes.
EDIT: On reading that, make that 2 wishes if its a MCDonalds Apple Pie
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24 Mar 2003, 15:07
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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1. That i become king of all mankind, forever.
2. That Bush accidentaly fires a nuclear missile the wrong way, and hits Texas instead of China.
3. That i live forever (be imortal) and still be king of all mankind!
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24 Mar 2003, 19:36
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Reborn
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Nokialand
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1. Finnish grammar to become a compulsory subject in schools everywhere
2. Swedes to become subjects of bad jokes globally
3. Enough imagination to make decent wishes.
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24 Mar 2003, 19:50
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 4,290
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1) a global war that makes mankind destroy itself, just to be prooven right.
2) no more wishes
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24 Mar 2003, 20:22
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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1. For everyone in the world to feel suicidally depressed forever (but never do anything about it).
2. For all children to have an infantile disorder, ten times more disfiguring and painful than any existing disorder.
3. For everyone to have facial and throat sores that bleed painfully whenever the person gets close to smiling or laughing.
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24 Mar 2003, 21:03
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Heiro's Garden.
Posts: 242
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1.to be the most powerful walking cake in the world
2...
3.profit
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24 Mar 2003, 21:15
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
1. For everyone in the world to feel suicidally depressed forever (but never do anything about it).
2. For all children to have an infantile disorder, ten times more disfiguring and painful than any existing disorder.
3. For everyone to have facial and throat sores that bleed painfully whenever the person gets close to smiling or laughing.
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you wish everyone to become French ?
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24 Mar 2003, 22:31
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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My three
1 Ryan Duff would be castrated (he's just this guy, you know?)
2 Gillian Wright's tits would grow so large that she couldn't walk (Thats the best one)
3 Maxis would go bankrupt
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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24 Mar 2003, 23:14
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: My three
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Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
3 Maxis would go bankrupt
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DIE
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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24 Mar 2003, 23:21
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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1. All ginger people would go bald (granted that's doing them a favour ;/ ).
2. Pyr0 would go bankrupt. (EDIT: Although the spanking cat thread was funny)
3. My maths teacher will die as a result of asphyxiation due to his own BO.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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24 Mar 2003, 23:27
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
Posts: 616
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1- Dace to become a gayhomofag
2- Jboy to become sole admin and moderator overlord of these forums, ergo firing the rest.
3- All postcounts reset to 0.
....
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Nuked.
Sprite: Obey: Your: Thirst:
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24 Mar 2003, 23:35
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
2. Pyr0 would go bankrupt.
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too late
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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25 Mar 2003, 12:15
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Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: there *points*
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1. President Bush gets a brain.
2. ALL heroin is laced with excessive amounts of rat poison.
3. Colin Powell HAS to pronounce his name as Colin as opposed to Cohlin.
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"I'm never gonna work another day" in my life,
The gods told me to relax,
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right..."
Waiting for the Sun.
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