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Unread 6 Dec 2002, 21:16   #1
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Things not to do in Coursework Essays
#1. Never, EVER use the phrase 'Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead'

#2. Use metaphors found on internet humour sites.

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I hardly ever did the coursework I had to do while at school.
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Re: Things not to do in Coursework Essays
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#1. Never, EVER use the phrase 'Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead'

#2. Use metaphors found on internet humour sites.

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The teaching assistant (who grades our reports) for one of my classes is quite foreignish.

Being the xenophobic cnuts that we are, my partner and I have been slowly increasing the percentage of completely made up words in our reports since our discovery that he can't tell the difference.

(eg, "we had a perfectly grolled image on our scope at this point. Nextly, we corbled the...")
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I hardly ever did the coursework I had to do while at school.
Isnt coursework like the only essential work you actually have to do? As in it goes towards your exam results.

Thats how things work here.
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Isnt coursework like the only essential work you actually have to do? As in it goes towards your exam results.

Thats how things work here.
Yes, I live near blackpool.

When I was at school, it depended what syllabus the teachers decided to teach (from ones set by the the crazy goverment at the time), and they all had varying degrees of coursework.

For instance, the design and technology coursework, didn't do any of that, at all. I was fine on the practical side of things, and the technical design aspects, but the actual coursework - give me a break, how boring, none of it was done, and I actually spent year 11 design and technology reading science fiction and fantasy novels, or homework for my other classes.

I didn't do my A level Chemistry coursework either :/, well, not all of it. Not enough to get marked anyway.
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DONT TELL THEM YOU LIKE HOT MAN SEX0R


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im a bit drunk please excuse my stupidity.
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im a bit drunk please excuse my stupidity.

he hwell edited.

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Don't ramble is the thing I would recommend.


"The character is being blocked in by a stone wall. A stone wall comprised of all the factors of the society that had made things such as revenge impossible due to the overwhelming social pressures. This stone wall stands for all that is moral and decent and civilized but it in its essence sucks the creativity of the individual and prevents what is right from happening which, in retrospect, is also something that stands for all that is immoral and indecent."

I got a "going off topic" on that one.
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This happened last year in 6th form (year 13).

Don't do some "final editing" after getting back from a night out.
The editing I was intending to do involved cutting a section, and pasting it back further up the page.
The editing I actually did was that I completely missed the ctrl+x key combo (i was just sober enough to realise that i'd get better results without using the mouse), went up to the right place, neatly pasted in the contents of the clipboard at the time (about 20 lines of highly embarrasing IRC log), saved it, set it printing and went to bed.
As the "editing" had taken place on page 4 of 12, I never actually realised I had done this until my Chemistry teacher asked to see me after class, with the premise of attempting to find out exactly what the fk I thought I was playing at.

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I hardly ever did the coursework I had to do while at school.
Yes, and look where you ended up. An important lesson for y'all.
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