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27 Jul 2006, 20:55
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Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Evening all, I don't normally post links to videos but you seriously have to see this.
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27 Jul 2006, 21:18
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Ah, it's always enjoyable to watch the recreational pursuits of the retarded.
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27 Jul 2006, 21:28
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
hahaha, oh they went flying
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27 Jul 2006, 22:59
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
i love watching chavs in pain.
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27 Jul 2006, 23:03
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Heh, I spent the first half of that video wondering what language they were talking
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27 Jul 2006, 23:31
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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Originally Posted by hyfe
Heh, I spent the first half of that video wondering what language they were talking
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I spent the first half of the video wondering what was so fun about it, then I saw the last bit
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27 Jul 2006, 23:35
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
I sent it to my brother and he emailed me back with "Merrygopwned".
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27 Jul 2006, 23:38
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Greatness
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27 Jul 2006, 23:38
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
to be fair to them though, it does look like a good idea if you put some stuff inside the bucket with them to stop them from flying out .
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28 Jul 2006, 00:04
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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Originally Posted by Nadar
I spent the first half of the video wondering what was so fun about it, then I saw the last bit
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28 Jul 2006, 00:12
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
God that's horrible. It isn't funny at all.
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28 Jul 2006, 01:01
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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Originally Posted by www.darwinawards.com
Chimney-Cleaning Grenade
2005 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight?
He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material.
Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however.
Reader Comments:
"That fellow made an 'ash' of himself."
"Home improvement gone terribly wrong."
"Soot-black humour."
"Sounds like he blew it!"
"A cautionary tale for Santa."
"Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim-Kaboom!"
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This is my favorite darwin award, just for the last reader comment.
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28 Jul 2006, 01:50
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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i love watching chavs in pain.
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i bet that video brings back memories eh lestat?
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28 Jul 2006, 08:32
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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God that's horrible. It isn't funny at all.
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I think we can assume they didn't die if the video got posted.
Chavs don't bend, they bounce.
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28 Jul 2006, 11:08
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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Is my favourite.
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I told you that was genius.
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28 Jul 2006, 11:11
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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28 Jul 2006, 11:47
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
I was expecting the scooter to suddenly race of and crash, but this was just as entertaining
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28 Jul 2006, 12:54
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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Is my favourite.
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I'm hungover to **** but am now laughing my head off (it hurts but it's worth it)
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28 Jul 2006, 14:36
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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i bet that video brings back memories eh lestat?
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no that was totally different, i only got hurt when i tried to walk and missed the floor :s.
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30 Jul 2006, 21:24
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
just posting to say that my frinds are here and approve of chav's trying to kill themselves
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30 Jul 2006, 21:43
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
One of the comments I saw a few days ago said this:
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Ooo, this on Oprah or one of those talk shows. One of them died I believe. Not that funny if you think about how bad that kid on the bike is feeling or the girl that lived.
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30 Jul 2006, 21:49
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
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no that was totally different, i only got hurt when i tried to walk and missed the floor :s.
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Flying is fun, eh?
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31 Jul 2006, 17:09
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
That was the best thing to ever come out of Crawley
Good stuff
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31 Jul 2006, 17:50
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Noone died, the ****ing chavvy bastards wouldn't have put it up otherwise.
Crawley is also one of those weird areas between London and Brighton makes people like that thrive. Its a combination of twin peaks and the twilight zone.
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1 Aug 2006, 23:04
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
haha, the pigs are starting an investigation into it (ITV news), they're after the boys involved.
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2 Aug 2006, 01:06
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
Damn it isn't on anymore
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2 Aug 2006, 01:56
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Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561
google 'merry go pwned'
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