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6 May 2004, 13:32
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Does it annoy you
When you have a big fat tosswank geek standing right behind you and having a conversation whilst you're trying to work?
Spanish people are just as bad; they don't stop ****ing talking. Ever. And it's so irritating. They always speak so fast, and Spanish spoken fast sounds like someone having a seizure and enjoying it.
I would gladly hit all of these people with a bottle of domestos until they lost consciousness.
So, what has particualrly annoyed you recently?
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6 May 2004, 13:44
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Re: Does it annoy you
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So, what has particualrly annoyed you recently?
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My own crapulence, more than anything else.
My essay was due in last Friday and I've still not done it. Yet I appear to have posted on this forum over sixty times.
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6 May 2004, 13:46
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Re: Does it annoy you
MM, you're not jealous because you can't speak as fast as them in any language?
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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6 May 2004, 13:47
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Re: Does it annoy you
I have no admiriation for people that jabber.
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6 May 2004, 13:49
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Re: Does it annoy you
1. People from Northern Ireland.
2. Foreigners whispering in foreign languages during lectures.
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6 May 2004, 13:50
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Re: Does it annoy you
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
So, what has particualrly annoyed you recently?
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People who push into queues. Especially those who don't have the decency to do it surreptitiously, and just act as if delaying my lunch is the most acceptable thing in the world. Gits.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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6 May 2004, 13:51
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Re: Does it annoy you
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I have no admiriation for people that jabber.
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So it can be said for radio commentators at any horse race.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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6 May 2004, 13:52
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Lord Denning
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Re: Does it annoy you
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Originally Posted by queball
1. People from Northern Ireland.
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2. Foreigners whispering in foreign languages during lectures.
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People talking in foreign languages at all. My natural inquisitiveness is deeply offended by people saying things next to me in a language I don't understand. (Also, Chinese is the most irritating language in the entire universe.)
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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6 May 2004, 13:58
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Re: Does it annoy you
Also, you can add blonde bimbos to that as well. They're probably doing Business Studies or some such crap.
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6 May 2004, 14:00
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Re: Does it annoy you
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
When you have a big fat tosswank geek standing right behind you and having a conversation whilst you're trying to work?
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I read this as "When you're having a big fat tosswank, there's a geek standing right behind you."
Which is what I expected more from you, Mr. Manson.
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6 May 2004, 14:01
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Re: Does it annoy you
Also, illiterate Dutch people who get high on weed and then come on English-only forums.
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6 May 2004, 14:05
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Re: Does it annoy you
I'm not high on weed.
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6 May 2004, 14:06
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Re: Does it annoy you
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I'm not high on weed.
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That what people said in the 1960's.
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6 May 2004, 14:16
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Re: Does it annoy you
I normally find people around me talking when Im trying to read/concentrate/work to be annoying regardless of whether they are fat/spanish, but the thing most annoying me at present is conjunctivitis.
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6 May 2004, 14:16
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Re: Does it annoy you
not having anyone to talk to
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6 May 2004, 14:35
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Re: Does it annoy you
people who talk about themselves.
people who can only see one side of an argument
my girlfriend
my ulcer
my hair
me
you
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6 May 2004, 14:39
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Re: Does it annoy you
no the most annoying has to be the person that tries to talk to you when its quite clear your having a converstaion with someone else
people that tell shit lies - for example 'last night i had 15pints, drove home, got pulled over by the police, they did a breath test and i was completley clear, called them all twats, hit one of them and they just let me go'
the person that cant handle their drink and you have to look after them for the rest of the night
blokes that just 'cruise' around through the town all night (you know the ones, the guys with the windows down (when it is so fking cold) some shite playing out who you see 15 times in one night)
crying babies when your in a restaurant, pub (why people take their babies to pubs i do not know) or on a plane/any mode of transport
i could go on but i might annoy myself by thinking about them
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6 May 2004, 14:45
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Re: Does it annoy you
no - one.
the world is populated by marvellous specimens, all fantastically interesting in their own, unique way.
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6 May 2004, 15:02
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Re: Does it annoy you
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When you have a big fat tosswank geek standing right behind you and having a conversation whilst you're trying to work?
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I get it everyday, it's mainly the girls
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6 May 2004, 15:05
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Re: Does it annoy you
I hate Flavius sometimes.
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6 May 2004, 15:06
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Re: Does it annoy you
The AS Level German speaking exam
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6 May 2004, 15:15
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Re: Does it annoy you
I think it's mainly the avatar.
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6 May 2004, 15:19
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Re: Does it annoy you
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althought I admit I can be really annoying sometimes and I do it on purpose too!
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This is also why.
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6 May 2004, 15:20
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Re: Does it annoy you
I imagine all Flavius' posts in the voice and style of Mr.Winton himself, with the facial expression from the avatar.
<make your own joke about Dale Winton and a "facial expression" here>
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6 May 2004, 15:21
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Re: Does it annoy you
I hate it when people don't pick up on the subtle hints that I'm not in a sociable mood, and yet continue to talk to me (read: at me) while I'm doing something.
PS: Flavius pay for your warriors 2 account - it's only £1.50 for 20 days! And it means I get bonus days because I referred you
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6 May 2004, 15:33
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Re: Does it annoy you
Spanish women have such digustingly deep voices. They sound like men.
Spanish is a lispy language. I hate it beyond all measures
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6 May 2004, 16:10
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Re: Does it annoy you
Mental note: don't read GD while sitting in the computer room of the university on the campus where Modern Foreign Languages are based...
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6 May 2004, 16:16
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Re: Does it annoy you
care to explain?
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6 May 2004, 16:16
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Re: Does it annoy you
French people annoy me.
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6 May 2004, 16:17
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Re: Does it annoy you
Swiss people are probably inherently evil.
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6 May 2004, 16:18
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Re: Does it annoy you
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care to explain?
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cos reading bits like:
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Spanish people are just as bad; they don't stop ****ing talking. Ever. And it's so irritating. They always speak so fast, and Spanish spoken fast sounds like someone having a seizure and enjoying it.
I would gladly hit all of these people with a bottle of domestos until they lost consciousness.
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while a group of people talking in Spanish are standing right behind you looking over your shoulder is a tad unnerving at best.
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6 May 2004, 16:34
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Re: Does it annoy you
What else explains why Switzerland has survived as long as it has?
Satan, that's what.
Oh, and the fact that it's a mountainous shithole.
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6 May 2004, 16:45
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Re: Does it annoy you
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People who push into queues. Especially those who don't have the decency to do it surreptitiously, and just act as if delaying my lunch is the most acceptable thing in the world. Gits.
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Trinity is full of twats, its the only explanation.
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6 May 2004, 17:46
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Re: Does it annoy you
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People who push into queues. Especially those who don't have the decency to do it surreptitiously, and just act as if delaying my lunch is the most acceptable thing in the world. Gits.
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Here in the uni there is big assed queue to use the uni´s lunching facilities... you spend an average of 20 mins a day in this line. The policy for most students is:
1- if you know someone who is ahead of you in line, you are suposed to push into going with him
2- If someone pushes in front of you, you have to be resigned that some other day you pushed in front of him
3- if you complain, youre a ****ing wanker, and chances are that nothing will happen, because most of the people around have pushed into the line as well.
At some point some random geeks made a propaganda, with flyers and posters on the walls, but after much depredation of such material they quit.
Its a blessing that i havent eaten there for the last 12 months or so.... god it sucked
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6 May 2004, 18:08
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Re: Does it annoy you
That ****ing faggot who got us to leave the pub last night. I mean for ****s sake what idiot came up with the idea that closing times were a good plan in Ireland?
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6 May 2004, 18:45
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Re: Does it annoy you
well you banned smoking too.
fascists.
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6 May 2004, 19:04
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Re: Does it annoy you
I've just had a filling and my face is numb. It's doing my head in, because it feels like I'm dribbling, then when I wipe it, it isn't even wet. 
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6 May 2004, 22:57
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Re: Does it annoy you
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German women have such digustingly deep voices. They sound like men.
German is a lispy language. I hate it beyond all measures
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Fixed.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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6 May 2004, 23:09
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Re: Does it annoy you
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German isn't a lispy language, it's designed to shout.
SCHNELL! SCHNELL! ACHTUNG!
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6 May 2004, 23:10
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Re: Does it annoy you
They're the same to me.  
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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7 May 2004, 01:03
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Re: Does it annoy you
German is designed to be growled. It is the most guttural language know to man.
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7 May 2004, 04:17
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Re: Does it annoy you
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Spanish women have such digustingly deep voices. They sound like men.
Spanish is a lispy language. I hate it beyond all measures
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It's only lispy when English people try to pronounce the words. Badly.
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