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Unread 10 Jun 2004, 06:45   #1
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OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk...wsStoryID=3280
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Unread 10 Jun 2004, 18:10   #2
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
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Your average Bail Bandit doesnt have the IQ to use a computer.
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Unread 10 Jun 2004, 18:58   #3
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
The amount of authority we live under is a disgrace.

The police have all this power to take away peoples freedom and to take money in the forms of fines and the like. Who do they think they are.

'We are like, people in authority and therefore have a right to lock you up.'

No you don't. I choose not to live under this oppression.

From this point onwards, I declare the land that I own to be a country independent of the United Kingdom. I will pay taxes to the government of this state (me), I shall have a police force (me), a fire brigade (my common sense), an hospital service (my first aid training + kit) and an armed forces (me + my knife / air rifle).

Should anyone disagree with this, then please inform the MoD who can make appropriate arrangements to again invade a peaceful country. They can then send the Army in to take the land back, but I will go down fighting*.

Thankyou.


*Unless I am mobilised for said invasion, in which case I shall make alternate arrangements.
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Don't be a drama queen.
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
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but I will go down fighting
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You can't use that to state I already think I'm going to lose.

Me vs British Armed Forces.

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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
wtf is a significant handfull. A handfull isn't significant, surely.
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wtf is a significant handfull. A handfull isn't significant, surely.
A handful of nuclear weapons would be pretty significant. You're assigning an Either/or relationship that doesn't exist.
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Unread 11 Jun 2004, 13:45   #9
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
So...has anyone here given themselves up yet? I think we all want to know...
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
Yes I surrendered to the avon and summerset authorities however they told me to bugger off they had to debug some htnl code.
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Unread 13 Jun 2004, 01:00   #11
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Hehe. Here they are folks...http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk....aspx?TypeID=4
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
wtf is "dwelling and non-dwelling burglary"
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Re: OK bail bandits, time to give yourself up...
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Originally Posted by skiddy
The amount of authority we live under is a disgrace.

The police have all this power to take away peoples freedom and to take money in the forms of fines and the like. Who do they think they are.

'We are like, people in authority and therefore have a right to lock you up.'

No you don't. I choose not to live under this oppression.

From this point onwards, I declare the land that I own to be a country independent of the United Kingdom. I will pay taxes to the government of this state (me), I shall have a police force (me), a fire brigade (my common sense), an hospital service (my first aid training + kit) and an armed forces (me + my knife / air rifle).

Should anyone disagree with this, then please inform the MoD who can make appropriate arrangements to again invade a peaceful country. They can then send the Army in to take the land back, but I will go down fighting*.

Thankyou.


*Unless I am mobilised for said invasion, in which case I shall make alternate arrangements.
If you possibly could do that, they could then set up a border around your house and not let you out of your country. You would need to have an established passport also in order to go to the shops or visit friends, and the government could just say they dont want you in their country and leave you in your house to starve.
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From this point onwards, I declare the land that I own to be a country independent of the United Kingdom. I will pay taxes to the government of this state (me), I shall have a police force (me), a fire brigade (my common sense), an hospital service (my first aid training + kit) and an armed forces (me + my knife / air rifle).
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