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10 May 2004, 17:58
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I bled myself today
I always thought that to cut yourself while cooking took a bit of stupidity, but i found out that hurry can do that as well. I was trying to extract the seeds of a giant pepper so i could cook it with the rice, and my hooj knife passed thru that as if it was.....well....a giant pepper, and it cut my finger right in the joint. As i had to finish it now my bleedy sauce tastes funny =( But i managed to make my meal in 15mins which is pretty much great. Im such a great cook.
Do you people cook? like, rice, beans, elaborated sauces and stuff?
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10 May 2004, 18:02
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: I bled myself today
I'm about to go cook.
I'm having Pommes Duchesses, Haricots Verts, and a Wiener Schnitzel.
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10 May 2004, 18:02
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: I bled myself today
fry courgette, add tin of chopped tomato, garlic, tabasco sauce and herbs. (add sweetcorn, kidney beans, etc etc if you like)
Serve with rice.
Quick, easy, tasty and cheap
(i made the recipe up myself )
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10 May 2004, 20:23
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: I bled myself today
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Originally Posted by Leshy
I'm about to go cook.
I'm having Pommes Duchesses, Haricots Verts, and a Wiener Schnitzel.
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Save the expensive words and just say you're eating a variation of the old potatoes, vegies and meat combo.
Oh, and I don't cook. That's a womans job.
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10 May 2004, 20:38
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: I bled myself today
Shut It Pizza Fag Boy
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10 May 2004, 20:54
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: I bled myself today
I cooked a rogan josh curry for my mum's birthday today :)))))))))))
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10 May 2004, 22:40
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: I bled myself today
I did not cook before, but when I cut out (lololol) meat, I could not eat all that tasty and easy things like fronzen pizzas and sausages, so I had to start learing how to cook. It's actually great!
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10 May 2004, 22:45
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: I bled myself today
My sister made me a steak and potato dinner on Saturday night.
It rocked in the extreme.
Nicest meal i've had in ages.
[/only women should cook]
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11 May 2004, 00:14
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: I bled myself today
I miss Masterchef.
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11 May 2004, 17:53
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: I bled myself today
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Originally Posted by Snurx
I did not cook before, but when I cut out (lololol) meat, I could not eat all that tasty and easy things like fronzen pizzas and sausages, so I had to start learing how to cook. It's actually great!
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yeah man, cooking should be considered an art. I feel so creative and jolly when i come up with new sauces or any kinds of recipies. And to cook well, it does take a lot of courage and determination in order to bring yourself out from the recipies your mum gave to you to make your own. Yay to all the cretive chefs out there
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11 May 2004, 18:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I bled myself today
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
I miss Masterchef.
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My cousin won masterchef.
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11 May 2004, 18:47
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: I bled myself today
One of my friends won Countdown when he was 15. Youngest guy ever to do it.
I don't cook anything particularly complicated. Pie, chips, potato, egg, bread, chicken, pasta. The usual crap.
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11 May 2004, 18:48
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: I bled myself today
tonight jeremy, i will be cooking :
A wonderful Chili / Curry extravaganza.
I will be using the following ingredients :
Mince
Rice
Red Kidney Beans in a Chili Sauce.
Jalfrezi stir in sauce
Onion
Chili powder
Tomorrow i will be making a vegetable soup using all sorts of wacky ingredients including something called "cabbage".
CRAZYYYY
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11 May 2004, 19:10
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: I bled myself today
I'm going to stick an American Hot Pizza Express Pizza in the oven for 10 minutes, take it out and eat it.
Pizza Express pizzas are the best.... about £4 each though, so pretty pricey
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11 May 2004, 19:57
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I bled myself today
im about to go cook beefburger and egg
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11 May 2004, 20:00
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: I bled myself today
I'm gonna heat up a curry and naan!
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11 May 2004, 21:34
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: I bled myself today
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
tonight jeremy, i will be cooking :
A wonderful Chili / Curry extravaganza.
I will be using the following ingredients :
Mince
Rice
Red Kidney Beans in a Chili Sauce.
Jalfrezi stir in sauce
Onion
Chili powder
Tomorrow i will be making a vegetable soup using all sorts of wacky ingredients including something called "cabbage".
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An artzy cook! welcome to my team!
i use milk cream on my sauces. it gets tasty beyond belief!
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11 May 2004, 21:43
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
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Re: I bled myself today
I occasionally make mozzarella and smoked salmon pasties, which are ace
Having re-read the original post, that doesn't count ( ) so i'll have to mention this thing i occasionally throw together with thinly sliced potatos and onions and tomatoes (but only really the juice of them) that you can serve with all sorts of stuff but goes well with chicken.
The pasties are better.
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